Litmerick

[UnderYourSpell]

I raised it up from the dead
By giving it bloody good head
No viagra was needed
Down my throat I did feed it
And swallowed no spitting she said.

 

[Tarakin]

On a street downtown Delaware's Dover,
lay a coin, so she quickly bend over.
When her skirt went high,
exposing her thigh,
she was used by a bypassing rover.

 

[FifthFlower]

Bending over is exercise, too.
I pick coins from the street when I do.
Men will always drop money
And hope that some honey
Will give them a heavenly view.

 

[Tarakin]

When he went down the street,
he saw her, bend over, so sweet.
Her skirt was high in the air,
so he thought it to be just fair,
to give her a taste of his meat.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

His meat was juicy and fat
(Am I allowed to say twat)
Hanging onto a knocker
He gave her a shocker
Now what do you all think of that?

 

[Tarakin]

He did her in midst of the crowd,
and was thereby noisy and loud.
Her cherry popped
but he never stopped
until she was thoroughly plowed.

 

[jayce1066]

There once was a girl named Elise
Who was famous from Paris to Nice
For her dingle-berries
Looked just like bing cherries
And sold for three dollars apiece.

 

[FifthFlower]

In Europe, the coins are worth more
Than those quarters men leave for a whore,
But for you, she'll take any
Small change, just a penny,
Or less, and she opens her door.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh that Penny she's such a sweet whore
With extras shes got so much more
Than Margie from Brighton
Who just leaves the light on
And bounces her tits on the floor.

 

[FifthFlower]

She was wild, but the men did not care.
They preferred her much wilder up there.
She would show all she had,
Giving all, good or bad,
Feeling good, loving how the men stare.

 

[Tarakin]

The girl slowly opened her shirt
and smilingly lowered her skirt
The men soon went mad
and were certainly glad
that this girl was much more than a flirt!

 

[FifthFlower]

She was pretty and wore a pink dress
When she danced through the night. Who would guess,
On the stage, very late,
She would wink at her date,
And unzip while men cheered to excess?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Altho the thought was quite shocking
Bertha was used to hearing them mocking
For truth to tell
He was Bert as well
Except when wearing basque and stocking!

 

[FifthFlower]

When the men understood that the she
Who was stripping for them was a he,
A soft hush filled the halls.
Someone screamed, "She has balls!"
But the women cheered on merrily.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Rofllllllll

 

[Tarakin]

The men were all in a shock
when they saw "her" strip to the jock
so a girl took pity
and did strip rather pretty
and they cheered her to her last sock

 

[FifthFlower]

On a beach with the bay water blue,
He is watching to see what she'll do.
Her bikini is small,
Almost nothing at all,
But that nothing, she's taking off, too.

 

[Tarakin]

When the lady did enter the sea
without clothes she really felt free
out there she met Lyle
who admired her style
and to a slow fuck did she agree

 

[FifthFlower]

There once was a lover named Lyle
Whom ladies recalled with a smile.
Most would give him a chance,
Should he give them a glance,
But he's not been around in a while.

 

[Tarakin]

For those of you looking for Lyle
he's not at the bank of the nile
he's out a the beach
and there doing a peach
he's been busy there for awhile

 

[PandoraGlitters]

They called her Sweet Peaches and Cream.
She was curvy and soft as a dream.
But the fellahs can't squeeze
or any way please
Because Peach likes a crotch with a seam.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

She prefered it smooth to the groove
Which will just be the way to prove
A girlfriend will teach ya
And everyway reach ya
You don't need a prick up to move.

 

[FifthFlower]

He wanted to prove that his love
Was as pure as an angel's above,
But she said she don't need
Fancy proof, only seed,
So he gave her what she's dreaming of.

 

[Tarakin]

She was like a beautiful angel to him
that directly came from Brothers Grimm.
She said "I'm in need
of your manly seed"
So he did cum on her wings on a whim

 

[FifthFlower]

The angel of love and desire
Sang of kindness and joy in the choir.
With her voice, she would please;
With her smile, she would tease,
And the men yearned for heavenly fire.