Litmerick

[sensualquills]

My man is so wicked and bad,
Grabs my ass, sucks my tits, and he's glad
When I spread for delight
More than once in the night--
"And I think you're insane to be sad."

YOU sound like my kind of boy
I'd love to be someone's play toy
Who all through the night
Will play his cards right
So I can make his load deploy

 

[sensualquills]

Since the Devil's a devil, he said,
"Gotta go. Hey, you're not bad in bed.
I'll be back when you've got
A sweet boyfriend who's hot,
Whom you love, and just might even wed."

A Devil's motives can be cruel
If you haven't gone to his school
And learned all his ways
To turn on and praise
His rock-hard, and handsome blow tool!

 

[FifthFlower]

The Consequences of Whining to her Therapist

YOU sound like my kind of boy
I'd love to be someone's play toy
Who all through the night
Will play his cards right
So I can make his load deploy

Competition for him has grown tough,
Since she whined that he can't get enough.
Now her shrink wants him, too.
What's a good girl to do?
Rent him out? "What's your fee for his stuff?"

 

[sensualquills]

Competition for him has grown tough,
Since she whined that he can't get enough.
Now her shrink wants him, too.
What's a good girl to do?
Rent him out? "What's your fee for his stuff?"

She doesn't want him, Darling, see
That just isn't her, to me
But maybe, if she wants to play,
You could charge her for a lay
Who knows how much fun she'd be

 

[FifthFlower]

The Shock of Understanding Strikes Her for the First Time

She doesn't want him, Darling, see
That just isn't her, to me
But maybe, if she wants to play,
You could charge her for a lay
Who knows how much fun she'd be

"Oh! My God!" She has just realized
That her therapist has pretty eyes,
And her man said to go
Off to therapy so
He won't mind if her skirt starts to rise.

 

[sensualquills]

Well, you know that I love to listen
To how he makes your sweet lips glisten
So bring Devil to play
Choose a session day
I promise his joy-toy will stiffen

 

[sensualquills]

For sweet Kylan

He slowly unbuttons my top
And quickly, I make his pants drop
His kiss is divine
Tonight he's all mine
Please, darling, please, just don't stop!

 

[FifthFlower]

Calling the Devil Back to Earth

Well, you know that I love to listen
To how he makes your sweet lips glisten
So bring Devil to play
Choose a session day
I promise his joy-toy will stiffen

While her devil was tanning in hell,
He would dream of that virgin and tell
All his friends, "She was hot!"
Still a virgin? "She's not!"
Would she like his fresh flame-broiled smell?

A quick shower and off he will go
Back to earth. He is handsome and so
All those girls on his list
Whom he's done, more than kissed,
Get re-done, one-by-one, cooking slow.

 

[sensualquills]

An angel can only be true
To one God--that Devil in you
I'm willing to give
My soul to relive
Corruption I hope He'll pursue

 

[FifthFlower]

Clearing the Playing Field and Watching Angel

An angel can only be true
To one God--that Devil in you
I'm willing to give
My soul to relive
Corruption I hope He'll pursue

His Angel is down at the beach,
And she teasing four guys well in reach.
To remove them he rings
Devilette, and she brings
One sweet cutie to occupy each.

"Hey there, Angel! How's heaven today?
Think they'll let me slip in while we play?"
As his eyes walked her skin,
Inch by inch, wanting in,
"She's too good for you, Devil." So stay.

 

[Kylan]

He slowly unbuttons my top
And quickly, I make his pants drop
His kiss is divine
Tonight he's all mine
Please, darling, please, just don't stop!

Sensualquills is really quite luscious,
And particularly sweet when she blushes.
I’d paint her nails just to please her,
But then I'd just have to tease her,
By tickling her tits with the brushes.

 

[sensualquills]

Sensualquills is really quite luscious,
And particularly sweet when she blushes.
I’d paint her nails just to please her,
But then I'd just have to tease her,
By tickling her tits with the brushes.

I'd like to learn how he plays
Spellbound by his naughty ways
You'll know where to find
This Angel's dirty mind
—Where the Devil keeps his protégés

 

[Kylan]

I'd like to learn how he plays
Spellbound by his naughty ways
You'll know where to find
This Angel's dirty mind
—Where the Devil keeps his protégés

Sensualquills you naughty girl... Tut tut!
Asking a scoundrel like me to make public my smut.
But because most everyone knows,
I’d aim to wrench down both panties and hose,
And heat up your cute little butt.

 

[FifthFlower]

When She Can't Get Into Trouble

Nice ones, sensualquills and kylan! Going off on a different tangent...


When I'm safe, I am eager to kiss.
Skirt goes up. Pants unzip. He can't miss.
When his meat's through my door.
I'm one more he's proved whore,
But I'll cherish and hide all of this.

 

[tungtied2u]

In her silk shift she seemed so demure
the look she presented was pure
but once the dress was beside her
she became quite a tiger
whose bite was much worse than her purr

 

[sensualquills]

Sensualquills you naughty girl... Tut tut!
Asking a scoundrel like me to make public my smut.
But because most everyone knows,
I’d aim to wrench down both panties and hose,
And heat up your cute little butt.

Just you wait till I'm home
In my room, all alone
When down I will strip
And you'll fast unzip
To give your smut-Angel her bone!

 

[sensualquills]

When I'm safe, I am eager to kiss.
Skirt goes up. Pants unzip. He can't miss.
When his meat's through my door.
I'm one more he's proved whore,
But I'll cherish and hide all of this.

I wish I was easily sought
My lines more than a single thought
Yet here I will stay
With fun words to play
To pen of the sex-life I've naught

 

[Kylan]

FifthFlower for your kind words I give you my thanks
Your lim’ricks are amongst the best on these ranks.
You keep them well coded
With words fully loaded
While I fear most that I fire are blanks

Just you wait till I'm home
In my room, all alone
When down I will strip
And you'll fast unzip
To give your smut-Angel her bone!

I would hide outside the room of your house
And rush in to tear off your skirt and your blouse.
Then with a rose bought from the florist.
I’d torment and tease your clitoris
'til searing sweat your writhing body did douse.

 

[FifthFlower]

I wish I was easily sought
My lines more than a single thought
Yet here I will stay
With fun words to play
To pen of the sex-life I've naught

May your pen, or your keyboard, now flow
With the love that you're longing to know.
There's much laughter in life,
And when you're someone's wife,
May your love for him flourish and grow.

 

[sensualquills]

I would hide outside the room of your house
And rush in to tear off your skirt and your blouse.
Then with a rose bought from the florist.
I’d torment and tease your clitoris
'til searing sweat your writhing body did douse.

Promise you'll find me someday
That into your hands I'll fall pray
To your gentle caress
Beneath my dress
And strip my innocence away

 

[Kylan]

Promise you'll find me someday
That into your hands I'll fall pray
To your gentle caress
Beneath my dress
And strip my innocence away

A trip across the ocean 'twould require
To give you the thrill that you desire
But I’d have no regrets
No doubts - And no debts
And who knows what tomorrow may transpire.

 

[sensualquills]

A trip across the ocean 'twould require
To give you the thrill that you desire
But I’d have no regrets
No doubts - And no debts
And who knows what tomorrow may transpire.

You are much too fun in my dreams
I love your words and, so it seems
Though an ocean apart
You've captured my heart,
That brighter than any moon, beams

 

[Kylan]

You are much too fun in my dreams
I love your words and, so it seems
Though an ocean apart
You've captured my heart,
That brighter than any moon, beams

I’ve been trying to pray to St Jude
To keep away thoughts that are lewd
But my human soul sighs
For what’s ‘tween your thighs
You see I do so enjoy being rude.

 

[sensualquills]

I’ve been trying to pray to St Jude
To keep away thoughts that are lewd
But my human soul sighs
For what’s ‘tween your thighs
You see I do so enjoy being rude.

I've been praying to St. Therese
For some sign of my sweet release
I'm drawn to the lewd
Thus, we are both screwed
And in getting off, we'll find peace!

 

[Kylan]

I've been praying to St. Therese
For some sign of my sweet release
I'm drawn to the lewd
Thus, we are both screwed
And in getting off, we'll find peace!

We shall both have to party ’til dawn,
To find what end can be drawn
I’m sure we’ll both have a ball
But after you may not recall,
Quite where all your pubic hair's gone.