Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[Lord Pmann]

One time in my life, and it was while receiving a blowjob ironically enough, I orgasmed without ejaculating. An extremely odd but very pleasurable experience. She kept going and a couple minutes later I came again, and this time ejaculated copiously, haha. So I guess that may count as multi orgasmic?

That was with an ex who was a blowjob QUEEN, and actually who I lost my virginity to. She could deepthroat like it was nothing, and when I'd cum would deepthroat the whole time and just take it down her throat. F'in A. And outside of that she was just eager and knew what she was doing. I dodged abullet, she's been divorced twice now, but man did she know what she was doing.

Any idea where she is today? AFAF.

 

[jason28053]

Dear Lord, just discuss your personal stories.

Care to contribute?

 

[Bbl87]

Any idea where she is today? AFAF.

In a relationship with a local police chief, haha. I'm sure he's getting his gun polished often...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Lord, just discuss your personal stories.

I don’t have any, unfortunately. No one wants to blow pmann.

 

[Lady2020]

Care to contribute?

Here's what I think. It's easy to create a thread where you can't be honest. Where you say others need to post what they think. Where others make themselves vulnerable.

I've already contributed to this thread. No one wanted to hear what I said. Blow jobs are a dime a dozen. Until you understand that men and women think differently and need what the other has, there isn't a damn thing I can do to change your dumbfuck mind..

 

[jason28053]

Here's what I think. It's easy to create a thread where you can't be honest. Where you say others need to post what they think. Where others make themselves vulnerable.

I've already contributed to this thread. No one wanted to hear what I said. Blow jobs are a dime a dozen. Until you understand that men and women think differently and need what the other has, there isn't a damn thing I can do to change your dumbfuck mind..

I must have missed your contribution here

 

[alwaysaway]

Any idea where she is today? AFAF.

Living with your dad.

 

[Lady2020]

I must have missed your contribution here

Probably not. This is what I think about blowjobs: if you know what you're talking about why not get get into it on the thread you created?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Here's what I think. It's easy to create a thread where you can't be honest. Where you say others need to post what they think. Where others make themselves vulnerable.

I've already contributed to this thread. No one wanted to hear what I said. Blow jobs are a dime a dozen. Until you understand that men and women think differently and need what the other has, there isn't a damn thing I can do to change your dumbfuck mind..

I’m not quite sure exactly what happened here that got you a case of the twisty vagina.

Want to hear a blowjob story? Here ya go. I’ve told it before, so I didn’t tell it here again, but let’s go… maybe this will untwist your vagina.

My first blowjob (let’s, for purposes of forum rules say I was in the 10th or 11th grade but I was 18) was from a shop vac. That’s right, I stuck my dick IN A SHOP VAC. Turned it on. And away we went, making sweet, one-way love. Was there an improper power dynamic? Absolutely. She was powered by 120V of pure AC, single phase electricity and, at the time, I was powered by mostly soda and Cheetos. I was a gentleman and I came right in her hose. I didn’t come on her canister or anything like that. And I didn’t just cum and leave. I stayed in the garage with her for a bit. Maybe it was because I didn’t want to have to look any humans in the eye for a while.

She was a bit on the thicker side. A 20 gallon one. But that has never bothered me. She was fun. And I really knew how to get her motor running (it was the On/Off button).

So there ya go. There’s a vulnerable blowjob story. Sometimes, when I hear the wind blow 145 mph, I will think of her. And I still see her, when I go over to my parents’ place. It’s a little awkward and I blush a little.

That is a real blowjob story. I mean, aside from the embellishment piece about my feelings toward her. That whole thing actually happened. Multiple times! Is that honest enough for you?!

I’m quite baffled by why you think I’ve got a “dumbfuck mind” or why you assume I don’t understand that there are differences between men and women, based on this thread. Give me an anatomy chart of a man and woman and I would show you at least THREE differences. *struts*

I feel like maybe you just wanted a juicy, sticky pmann blowjob story. Is that it? Did I deliver?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Living with your dad.

Oh FFS… I just saw this.

Well, Christmas is gonna be very awkward this year.

 

[Nevyn_Black]

I’m not quite sure exactly what happened here that got you a case of the twisty vagina.

Want to hear a blowjob story? Here ya go. I’ve told it before, so I didn’t tell it here again, but let’s go… maybe this will untwist your vagina.

My first blowjob (let’s, for purposes of forum rules say I was in the 10th or 11th grade but I was 18) was from a shop vac. That’s right, I stuck my dick IN A SHOP VAC. Turned it on. And away we went, making sweet, one-way love. Was there an improper power dynamic? Absolutely. She was powered by 120V of pure AC, single phase electricity and, at the time, I was powered by mostly soda and Cheetos. I was a gentleman and I came right in her hose. I didn’t come on her canister or anything like that. And I didn’t just cum and leave. I stayed in the garage with her for a bit. Maybe it was because I didn’t want to have to look any humans in the eye for a while.

She was a bit on the thicker side. A 20 gallon one. But that has never bothered me. She was fun. And I really knew how to get her motor running (it was the On/Off button).

So there ya go. There’s a vulnerable blowjob story. Sometimes, when I hear the wind blow 145 mph, I will think of her. And I still see her, when I go over to my parents’ place. It’s a little awkward and I blush a little.

That is a real blowjob story. I mean, aside from the embellishment piece about my feelings toward her. That whole thing actually happened. Multiple times! Is that honest enough for you?!

I’m quite baffled by why you think I’ve got a “dumbfuck mind” or why you assume I don’t understand that there are differences between men and women, based on this thread. Give me an anatomy chart of a man and woman and I would show you at least THREE differences. *struts*

I feel like maybe you just wanted a juicy, sticky pmann blowjob story. Is that it? Did I deliver?

I JUST NOW understand why you became an engineer. *smacks self in forehead*

 

[Lord Pmann]

I JUST NOW understand why you became an engineer. *smacks self in forehead*

I’m just trying to make the world a more fuckable place.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m just trying to make the world a more fuckable place.

A Fleshlight attachment for the Shop vac.

 

[Lord Pmann]

A Fleshlight attachment for the Shop vac.

Eureka!!!!

This leads to the question, are there any good blowjob simulators out there?

 

[Bbl87]

Eureka!!!!

This leads to the question, are there any good blowjob simulators out there?

https://autoblow.com/

Anybody want to try it out and report back?

 

[Lord Pmann]

https://autoblow.com/

Anybody want to try it out and report back?

I’ve tried a few of these types of thing. One is the Cobra Libre. It’s fun, but no sucking motion. I also own the Tenga Flip. It’s fun, but I have to do the work myself, and it’s a bit cumbersome. It’s kind of like the vajankle, but without the ankle. I recommend the eggs as they are cheaper and much easier.

I’m fascinated by this autoblow…

 

[Bbl87]

I kinda want to try the Lovense Max 2, but I'm running into a problem that's common among alot of those kinds of toys. Most reviews say that if you're girthier, buyer beware. And I really don't want to spend $100+ on a sex toy I might find unusable.

But the Autoblow appears to have a variety of sleeve options for different sizes, which makes it quite appealing.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I kinda want to try the Lovense Max 2, but I'm running into a problem that's common among alot of those kinds of toys. Most reviews say that if you're girthier, buyer beware. And I really don't want to spend $100+ on a sex toy I might find unusable.

But the Autoblow appears to have a variety of sleeve options for different sizes, which makes it quite appealing.

Do I sense a humblebrag?

I hear ya, though. I’ve been using Class V RCP lately.

 

[ydahecnot]

Do I sense a humblebrag?

I hear ya, though. I’ve been using Class V RCP lately.

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You have no concrete reason to use that

 

[Bbl87]

Do I sense a humblebrag?

I hear ya, though. I’ve been using Class V RCP lately.

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Haha, not a humble brag, just reality. Not packing anything incredible the other dimension, so not a whole lot to brag about. Like Ron White said, "I may not hit bottom but I'll stretch the edges!"

 

[Lord Pmann]

Haha, not a humble brag, just reality. Not packing anything incredible the other dimension, so not a whole lot to brag about. Like Ron White said, "I may not hit bottom but I'll stretch the edges!"

I always wonder when people say that, is it wide like a coke can or a beaver tail?

 

[Bbl87]

Well, don't think any are completely circular like a coke can. Maybe someone is? Also nor quite as exaggerated as a beaver tail, so some where in between I guess.

There is one person who posted in this thread who's seen it, so if they want to speak up they can provide unbiased insight.

 

[Lady2020]

I’m not quite sure exactly what happened here that got you a case of the twisty vagina.

Want to hear a blowjob story? Here ya go. I’ve told it before, so I didn’t tell it here again, but let’s go… maybe this will untwist your vagina.

My first blowjob (let’s, for purposes of forum rules say I was in the 10th or 11th grade but I was 18) was from a shop vac. That’s right, I stuck my dick IN A SHOP VAC. Turned it on. And away we went, making sweet, one-way love. Was there an improper power dynamic? Absolutely. She was powered by 120V of pure AC, single phase electricity and, at the time, I was powered by mostly soda and Cheetos. I was a gentleman and I came right in her hose. I didn’t come on her canister or anything like that. And I didn’t just cum and leave. I stayed in the garage with her for a bit. Maybe it was because I didn’t want to have to look any humans in the eye for a while.

She was a bit on the thicker side. A 20 gallon one. But that has never bothered me. She was fun. And I really knew how to get her motor running (it was the On/Off button).

So there ya go. There’s a vulnerable blowjob story. Sometimes, when I hear the wind blow 145 mph, I will think of her. And I still see her, when I go over to my parents’ place. It’s a little awkward and I blush a little.

That is a real blowjob story. I mean, aside from the embellishment piece about my feelings toward her. That whole thing actually happened. Multiple times! Is that honest enough for you?!

I’m quite baffled by why you think I’ve got a “dumbfuck mind” or why you assume I don’t understand that there are differences between men and women, based on this thread. Give me an anatomy chart of a man and woman and I would show you at least THREE differences. *struts*

I feel like maybe you just wanted a juicy, sticky pmann blowjob story. Is that it? Did I deliver?

I apologize. Sometimes, I don't know when to stfu.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I apologize. Sometimes, I don't know when to stfu.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE STORY???!

That story was hotter than a cyber session with Adam Levine.

 

[Lady2020]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE STORY???!

That story was hotter than a cyber session with Adam Levine.

I figured the less I said, the better.