Lord Pmann wants to discuss Brianna38

[Garnate]

It’s not a witch hunt; it’s is an important discussion: to whom are we sending our genitals?

This has been like an internet safe-sex refresher course.

With a brief cilantro-debate-interlude. And some oddly held tenets about homesteading. (Shit, twenty years ago when I discovered canning and went ham, that was called a “hobby,” versus a polarizing indication of who I vote for or worship.) But I digress.

Online, ESPECIALLY HERE, in the deep, dark heart of the websy jungle, you can’t smell it before you lick it, yanno?

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with beating this particular undead horse.

There’s newbies around (or a fuckton of alts?) and this is pretty much the Most Important Lit Topic of All Time.

If I am sending naughty bits combined with personal info around, and there’s a real-deal bad apple in the bunch, I wanna know about it!

And maybe it’s good to remind the newbies, and even us long-timers, that bad apples are, yep, they’re out there. Motives sometimes innocuous, unknown, or sad… sometimes more pernicious… but they’re out there.

And they’re gizzing all over themselves as they read this thread.

Pmann warned me there was a poster named Trekka who's posts do not disappoint.
I hate that the little fucker is always right.

 

[Garnate]

It's like jail v. gaol

Same sounds, totally different spelling

Those are pronounced the same?!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Those are pronounced the same?!

Australians are weird

 

[Garnate]

I was just gonna agree, until I remembered a single spider over there could kill you and burn your house to the ground, so they're allowed to be weird.

Australians are weird

 

[Icy1]

What I really want to know is it gizzing or jizzing?

Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

Is it a soft g or a hard G or just a J

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I jizz at the thought of pancake titties.

 

[jason28053]

Is it a soft g or a hard G or just a J

I think it has to be hard in order to occur

 

[Mattentive]

What I really want to know is it gizzing or jizzing?

Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

I call it Jazz when it goes all over the place.

 

[jason28053]

I call it Jazz when it goes all over the place.

You have to use jazz hands

 

[Mattentive]

You have to use jazz hands

Wearing baseball gloves.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with beating this particular undead horse.

I would argue beating off a horse, regardless of its breathing status, is never a good idea.

Also, I think the discussion is fine. Has it been discussed a lot? Yeah. But the thread is fun. And you know what else has been discussed ad nauseum? Starting the next word with the last letter of the sentence above you. Or any other thing we’ve discussed at Lit. I get that people wouldn’t want to drag other names out there. That’s very fair. So let’s not have a witch hunt (we missed the opportunity to call it a bitch hunt, but I digress).

Now, back to not beating off dead or alive horses, as that’s against forum rules.

 

[Mattentive]

Obviously, there are some people that have nothing better to do with their time. Pretty pathetic if you ask me.

Touche.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So let’s not have a witch hunt (we missed the opportunity to call it a bitch hunt, but I digress).

Agreed!

Also,

 

[Garnate]

Agreed!

Also,

White people really need to be stopped.

 

[Lord Pmann]

White people really need to be stopped.

Fo shizzle.

 

[85Ironman]

Agreed!

Also,

WTAF?

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

Agreed!

Also,

That made me want to eat steak topped with a hamburger and bacon.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So, true story. I posted this, went off to dinner and when I logged back in I had already forgotten I'd posted this

So I got a second laugh out of it.

Brilliant!

 

[Garnate]

So, true story. I posted this, went off to dinner and when I logged back in I had already forgotten I'd posted this

So I got a second laugh out of it.

Brilliant!

I can't forgive you for that one.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I can't forgive you for that one.

C'mon. It's comedic stylings of the early Internet. Kids these days have no idea what they missed out on.

 

[Garnate]

C'mon. It's comedic stylings of the early Internet. Kids these days have no idea what they missed out on.

And for that, they are blessed. Oh I'm a Island boyyyy....

 

[Trekka]

And for that, they are blessed. Oh I'm a Island boyyyy....

^ah yes. my beloved backyardigans. let me go ahead and apologize, again, on behalf of my home state.

*waves* hi @Garnate it’s so nice to e-meet you! Looking forward to swapping social security numbers, mothers’ maiden names, and nekked pix within 3 PMs. Yolo.

 

[Garnate]

^ah yes. my beloved backyardigans. let me go ahead and apologize, again, on behalf of my home state.

*waves* hi @Garnate it’s so nice to e-meet you! Looking forward to swapping social security numbers, mothers’ maiden names, and nekked pix within 3 PMs. Yolo.

Did Pmann tell you that's how I operate?!?

Because I do.

 

[Trekka]

Did Pmann tell you that's how I operate?!?

Because I do.

You’re a surgeon?!

 

[Garnate]

You’re a surgeon?!

Whatever you want me to be, baby. RAWR.