Trekka
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Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff
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sallysparrow23
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You are most welcome. I used to wear them at work.Wearing the pads inside your bra... in public?? Girl, thank you for this idea....The thought never even struck me.... Mwehehehheehheeheheheh
All this talk is making me want to pull out my estim pads. It's been so long!
aussiegeekygal
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So, today I learned I haven't shoved nearly enough random objects up my ass
vagrantx
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Lord Pmann
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Haha. Okay. I told you I’d post it.
When I was a teen (but let’s say old enough not to get this post removed, so 18), I was in the shower one day. For whatever reason, I felt compelled to put the handle of my Gillette Mach 3 Razor up my ass. I am not sure why I felt compelled to do this. But I did.
Sorry, @vagrantx, it wasn’t the actual razor part as I’m sure you would’ve hoped.
Wand3rlust
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And?
vagrantx
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So what'd that awaken? Also razorblades and bloodplay is NMK!
Lord Pmann
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It was a gateway ass object. I moved onto more objects, though much more appropriate objects (e.g., sex toys, a girl’s finger while getting a blowjob, etc.).
Interestingly, an orgasm from this method is very different than my normal orgasm. These aren’t as intense, but they’re more repeatable. I’ve had 4 of these within 30 minutes before. That’s not possible with hand to gland combat or sex induced orgasms. Not for me anyway.
Lord Pmann
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Well, it looks like I found her limit. This is like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
Until now, this was me reading your posts.
Lord Pmann
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Also… my whole family. It was a very loud orgasm.
sallysparrow23
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I mean, I get it. I've used the end of a makeup brush before. (I did not use it later to apply makeup.)
SassySheDevil
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Apparently, I haven't either. Who knew.
Lord Pmann
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I mean, I get it. I've used the end of a makeup brush before. (I did not use it later to apply makeup.)
There’s no judgment here. Sephora and Ulta may need to consider vibrating blush applicators. I call them the Butt Blush Brush TM. (Patent pending, motherfuckers)
It’s never too late to get started. There are objects all around you just waiting to be inserted. The only limit is your imagination. You can do it.
I’m the Tony Robbins of ass-play.
OrdinaryPerson
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Where is @crazychemgirl to make her "the ass is a vaccum" PSA?
SassySheDevil
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Lol. "911. This is sassy and I've stuck a rather large item up my ass and it is stuck. Can you please not send anyone I know? My future son in law is an EMT/ Firefighter and I know lots of them"
OrdinaryPerson
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True story?
SassySheDevil
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The part about shoving something large up my ass. No
The part where he's an EMT and we live in a small community. True lol
BongoGal
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I polled one guy, and he said he never did this. He also agreed with me that it sounds like a stupid thing to do, not least because it doesn't sound like it would ever get anyone to orgasm.
Lord Pmann
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He is wrong. It got me to orgasm rather quickly. Now this was many moons ago. I'm much more refined and I'm classier today. But it definitely worked. It was a shop vac, if that matters.
And yes, we all agree it was a stupid thing to do.
Trekka
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I mean, I get it. I've used the end of a makeup brush before. (I did not use it later to apply makeup.)
hairbrush handle.
do I get a prize?
Mav Unlimited
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When are you coming to visit next?
Lord Pmann
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A vagina full of hair.
BongoGal
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I 'lost it' to my hairbrush handle. No regrets.
Trekka
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MischiefMakerAlways
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If I had a dollar for every weird thing I've put my dick in...
Also, I'm partially glad to have found this thread because I feel ever so slightly less weird, and partially embarrassed relating to Mr. Pony.
