Makes me wince!

[XicotencatlSmith]

Re: Re: Mathgirl flames away

Dear X,
Probably tea and canasta with some of the girls.
MG

That sounds like hot action to the maxxx, if you ask me.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Mathgirl flames away

My wife just tells me she's "having an affair this week."

You're a very open-minded man.

 

[XicotencatlSmith]

Re: Re: Mathgirl flames away

You're a very open-minded man.

You might be surprised how untrue that statement is, svenskaflicka. I'm incredibly judgmental and narrow minded. I do, however, believe that other people are entitled to their delusions and stupidity.

Thestral tamer, eh? I can't read Harry Potter fast enough, given the angry young man that he's becoming. And Ginny Weasley, mark my words, is a future babe. She won't go out for tea and canasta. Or will she?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I don't like Ginny Weasley. I used to hate her, now I just dislike her. My only hope for the future consists of the interview I read where JKR said that she had visited a few HP fan-sites, and none of us have managed to guess what will happen in the future books, even if a few of us have skirted it. I take that as a sign that there won't be any Ginny Potter shit.

 

[Quasimodem]

. . . . My wife just tells me she's "having an affair this week."

Probably just a demonstration of how to remove pre-cum from Tupperware using Amway Products.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Or maybe she's having THAT kind of "tupperware party"..? *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

 

[XicotencatlSmith]

Probably just a demonstration of how to remove pre-cum from Tupperware using Amway Products.

If that's the case, I'd rather find out what Gilderoy Lockhart has to say on the subject.

Svenska no like Ginny? JK says no Ginny Potter either? That's a shame. Ginny Longbottom-Onassis doesn't really have the same ring to it. Oh well, I can always write my own ending.

 

[Guest]

AHEM

We interrupt this hi-jacking to bring the thread back on topic.

I wince when I read that immediately he stuck his cock all the way in... no foreplay, just penetration. OW!

b

 

[Guest]

Re: AHEM

I wince when I read that immediately he stuck his cock all the way in... no foreplay, just penetration. OW!

Even worse, Bee, is when she's just turned 18, is his daughter and spotaneously cums and wants to go on for hours. Eeew. P.

p.s. you are so civil in your authority.

 

[XicotencatlSmith]

mea culpa. Sorry Bikini.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=73267

This story sums up the thread, if I may be so bold to say so.

 

[Guest]

Xico-man:

I could NOT give you a one. You have got to go read DurtGurl (aka MathGirl).

Perdy impressed, but wait til you read DG.

 

[Quasimodem]

Right wing pornography is the wave of the future.

What exactly is Right Wing Pornography?

Do you mean pointless war, instead of meaningless sex?

 

[XicotencatlSmith]

Re: Xico-man:

I could NOT give you a one. You have got to go read DurtGurl (aka MathGirl).

Perdy impressed, but wait til you read DG.

I have read little Polly Nomial's vast redneck epic, Frieda the Cat. This is indeed a disturbing universe we inhabit.

 

[XicotencatlSmith]

What exactly is Right Wing Pornography?

Do you mean pointless war, instead of meaningless sex?

I was thinking Newt Gingrich in a studded thong, but we all have our own definition of obscene.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

What makes me wince is when I read H/G ship stories.

WHAT??? It was thread-related!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: AHEM

Even worse, Bee, is when she's just turned 18, is his daughter and spotaneously cums and wants to go on for hours. Eeew. P.

p.s. you are so civil in your authority.

Why thank you, P. I do try to be positive but firm. *ewg*

X-

Just fly straight now.

Okay, another one that makes me wince: When they are in doggie style and he "grabs her boobs as handles". As a well-endowed woman, I can't help but cross my arms.

b

 

[Guest]

On behalf of all femmes over 16 I hate "perky" you know whats.

Perdita (long past perky)

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Perky is just a nice way of saying "puppy-ear tits."

 

[Guest]

yeah, another: those puppies

 

[gauchecritic]

Re: Re: Re: AHEM

Why thank you, P. I do try to be positive but firm. *ewg*

X-

Just fly straight now.

Okay, another one that makes me wince: When they are in doggie style and he "grabs her boobs as handles". As a well-endowed woman, I can't help but cross my arms.

b

Speaking of crossing arms, something that makes me (and countless other 'whole' blokes) cross my legs. A little known phenomonen about the foreskin is that unless it is drawn past the glans regularly the taughtness of the skin makes it painful to do just that when the penis is erect. But it still makes me cringe when I see it happen on film*.

Gauche

*Film = dvd, video, mpeg or many other formats in my collection.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Christ on a cracker, Gauche!!!

You're making my phantom weenie hurt.

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmm

Yes there do seem to be rather a lot of inexperienced practitioners of the sexual arts around, don't there??

I mean in their descriptions of sex acts and the like in stories, it rather leads one to believe that maybe a huge percentage of these type of authors, (usually male), have never actually worn a female orifice on their dick in their sad life so far.

They seem to assume that all women and girls are born with the ability to accommodate a massive, (2 inches above maximum) 15 inch dick up a virgin opening without pain or problem.

Again the long drawn out and totally bogus description of the act in progress seems to prevail as well.

"Mylon held Clair firmly by her swinging perky puppy ears as he thrashed his hot wet snake like tongue in and out of her shell like ear, he then shoved his massive 15 inch pork sword deep into her warm wet virgin slit, burying it to the makers name stamp in one slow thrust"

makes one wonder, makes one's eyes water as well sometimes.

pops........

 

[Quasimodem]

On behalf of all femmes over 16 I hate "perky" you know whats.
Perdita (long past perky)

Perky is just a nice way of saying "puppy-ear tits."

The Official Kennel Club description of a terrier’s or boxer’s ears, is known as “prick ears.”

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

*laugh* My terrier's ears are only half prick I guess one can't expect breed excellence when one trolls the freeway for pets...She does have a spectacular nine nipples, though. Won't find that on yer fancy show curs!

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Pops, you're storee got me rilly hott...I'm cummmmmmmmmmming! Yesssssssssssssssssssss

By the way, I think Mylon might be the sexiest moniker ever- apart from Dwight and Ephram, of course...