Men, does your mother know your penis size?

[mcseminole]

Yes she did.

 

[eric_erosfan]

Does my friend's mother count? She was like an adoptive mother to me I spent so much time there.

 

[Richelieujuniour]

Mine did and 'confiscated' photos of it in its full glory and action.

Again, I've commented before.

Searcher DM for details, if so moved...

 

[Dad442]

For sure. We had a camp on a lake with an outside shower skinny dipping was normal as was sharing the shower

 

[Erodicus]

Men, does your mother know your penis size?

When I was 35, my mother saw me nude when she stayed with me when I was sick in the hospital.

I was so sick one night that I didn’t have the energy to keep taking off and putting my clothes back on so I went nude in the room. I saw that mom glanced at my exposed penis, but she never said anything about it.

I had once heard her say that my dad was small so I think it didn’t surprise her that I’m also small.

A few years later, I was a passenger in her car and we got caught in major traffic. I had to urinate badly and I asked her if I could use one of the empty water bottles in her car. She said I could, but she questioned how I’d be able to fit the head of my penis inside the opening end of a water bottle. I told her I was sure it would fit.

When the head of my penis did fit inside the opening end of the bottle and I began peeing, mom was shocked, she said, “Oh my God! I didn’t think you’d be THAT small!” And she broke out in laughter and she was still laughing while driving as the traffic problem had cleared.

Did your mother ever say where she saw the cocks she used as a basis for her comparison with you and your dad?

 

[CurtGiles46]

Did your mother ever say where she saw the cocks she used as a basis for her comparison with you and your dad?

I think she was with a larger cock boyfriend before she met my dad. Some details about him were a mystery and she often changed the subject if that topic came up.

 

[Erodicus]

I think she was with a larger cock boyfriend before she met my dad. Some details about him were a mystery and she often changed the subject if that topic came up.

Yes, some women are reticent about divulging details from their pre-marital dalliances. It seems your mother was one of them.

 

[Muttersoehnchen21]

Hat deine Mutter jemals gesagt, wo sie die Schwänze gesehen hat, die sie als Grundlage für ihren Vergleich mit dir und deinem Vater verwendet hat?

Bei uns war alles sehr freizügig,wir waren in der Wohnung oft nacht uns da war der Vergleich mit meinem Vater kein Problem. Wenn ich ehrlich bin hatte ich auch öfter einen steifen,wenn ich sie sah.

 

[CaffeinatedHub45]

Former competitive swimmer here. Yep, she did. It was pretty apparent.

 

[pixie07]

Yes my mom has seen my penis many times sense I was an adult. When she first saw it she laughed and told my wife now I know why you have boyfriends.

 

[CurtGiles46]

Yes my mom has seen my penis many times sense I was an adult. When she first saw it she laughed and told my wife now I know why you have boyfriends.

Perfect story. You have a great mom.

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

For sure. We had a camp on a lake with an outside shower skinny dipping was normal as was sharing the shower

Did everyone share? Did you have a favorite?

 

[Elizasboss]

Men, does your mother know your penis size?

When I was 35, my mother saw me nude when she stayed with me when I was sick in the hospital.

I was so sick one night that I didn’t have the energy to keep taking off and putting my clothes back on so I went nude in the room. I saw that mom glanced at my exposed penis, but she never said anything about it.

I had once heard her say that my dad was small so I think it didn’t surprise her that I’m also small.

A few years later, I was a passenger in her car and we got caught in major traffic. I had to urinate badly and I asked her if I could use one of the empty water bottles in her car. She said I could, but she questioned how I’d be able to fit the head of my penis inside the opening end of a water bottle. I told her I was sure it would fit.

When the head of my penis did fit inside the opening end of the bottle and I began peeing, mom was shocked, she said, “Oh my God! I didn’t think you’d be THAT small!” And she broke out in laughter and she was still laughing while driving as the traffic problem had cleared.

man what was that? funny or what for you

 

[Elizasboss]

yes my mum knows my size and has seen me so many times

 

[frappingwilly]

One of the soccer mums I was having sex with told my mum I was fucking her, she congratulated her for making a Son with a good and I quote "mouth full"

 

[Elizasboss]

Good one

 

[CurtGiles46]

man what was that? funny or what for you

I was okay with her laughing. My size has been made fun of before by strangers in restaurant bathrooms so at least with my mom laughing at me it was a totally safe environment.

 

[Elizasboss]

I was okay with her laughing. My size has been made fun of before by strangers in restaurant bathrooms so at least with my mom laughing at me it was a totally safe environment.

Well yes thats true and i like your confidence... not many guys have that really
May i know how big are you

 

[CurtGiles46]

Well yes thats true and i like your confidence... not many guys have that really
May i know how big are you

I’m close to 5 inches hard but less than 2 soft. It’s when soft that people really laugh. They seem to expect a bigger soft cock and maybe most guys have that.

 

[Elizasboss]

I’m close to 5 inches hard but less than 2 soft. It’s when soft that people really laugh. They seem to expect a bigger soft cock and maybe most guys have that.

Well as true as it is mate...
But hey u know 1 of the best sex my sister had so far is with someone with a cock of exact 4 inches hard... u can imagine

 

[nutoseen]

Men, does your mother know your penis size?

When I was 35, my mother saw me nude when she stayed with me when I was sick in the hospital.

I was so sick one night that I didn’t have the energy to keep taking off and putting my clothes back on so I went nude in the room. I saw that mom glanced at my exposed penis, but she never said anything about it.

I had once heard her say that my dad was small so I think it didn’t surprise her that I’m also small.

A few years later, I was a passenger in her car and we got caught in major traffic. I had to urinate badly and I asked her if I could use one of the empty water bottles in her car. She said I could, but she questioned how I’d be able to fit the head of my penis inside the opening end of a water bottle. I told her I was sure it would fit.

When the head of my penis did fit inside the opening end of the bottle and I began peeing, mom was shocked, she said, “Oh my God! I didn’t think you’d be THAT small!” And she broke out in laughter and she was still laughing while driving as the traffic problem had cleared.

nope but "MIL" does.

 

[BiWifeMyrtleBeach]

Men, does your mother know your penis size?
Maybe you should have asked the mothers too!!

Exactly so here's my answer. Yes, I do know his size. Built similar in that department and otherwise similar to his father. Now for those with inquiring minds; have he and I ever...you know. No. Has it crossed my mind? Not saying...

 

[Muttersoehnchen21]

Wenn meine Mama den Schwanz angefasst hat ,hat sie ja gesehen wie der gewachsen ist.

 

[LoveLiving]

Well of course.
I send her a picture every Christmas.

 

[CurtGiles46]

Well of course.
I send her a picture every Christmas.

That would be hot if true. Make her mouth water.