Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Rustyoznail]

Ah! The classic "masked groper" troop!

Yes, fresh from Santa Fe, the amazing Fiddler Fingering Family! Catch them before they catch you!

 

[Lifestyle66]

Yes, something about "Fiddler on the Roof" and fingering was catching her attention!

I tried that with my wife. But the theater was too crowded.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I tried that with my wife. But the actor was too cowardly.

Frankly, I'm surprised, given what goes on in live theater now-a-days.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Nope, they took our rights away. I even didn't get my vote back.

That's the way it is with dictatorships.

 

[yowser]

That's the way it is with big later ships.

I sure miss the square sails, yardarms and all that extra rigging.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I sure miss the queer pals, hard-ons, and all that extra gagging.

Maybe it's time to join the Royal Navy.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Maybe it's time to work on the roads as a navvy.

You do like the old ways. A bunch of sweaty men in blue singlets swing picks, breaking rocks. Good times...

 

[CharleneBarr]

You do like the old ways. A bunch of sweaty men in blue stripes, breaking rocks in time...

Ah, the good ol' chain-gang, those were the days.....

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ah, the good ol' train-gang, those were the days.....

I hear you once pulled seventy-eight boxcars in a single trip.

 

[Lifestyle66]

I hear she once pulled seventy-eight cocks in a single trip.

But only the first in each orifice needed lube. After that, the others were easy.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But only the worst in each office needed love. After those, the others were easy.

Ah, the life of the company whore!

 

[Lifestyle66]

Ah, the cost of the company whore!

Great job finding that missing budget line item. But tell her to submit her invoices on-time!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Great job finding that Miss's budget line item. But tell her to submit her vulva on-time!

It's the pandemic! So many workers have taken advantage of the company.

 

[yowser]

It's the clinic! So many patients have taken advantage of the co-pay.

The only sensible insurance is the single-payer model.

 

[sicpup72]

The only sensible insurance is the single-payer model.

Because it's a single car accident the insurance company won't pay

 

[Tio_Narratore]

(sicpup, also change the message you quote)

Brothers, sisters, I'm sure we can come to some sort of coitus?

The family that plays together, stays together.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Sure, but Mommy is always ready to drink our booze.

And boy, does she get flirty after a few.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And boys? Does she get fifty after her boobs?

Sometimes even more! She's quite the MILF!

 

[yowser]

I always thought the battered ones attract newer customers?

I assume we're talking onion rings, right?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I assume we're talking penis rings, right?

Only the ones with clit ticklers.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Only the ones that are Brit gigglers.

It's fun to have sex while watching "Carry on" movies.

 

[Lifestyle66]

It's fun sex while watching carrier movies.

My wife imagines having those thousands of horny sailors for herself.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My wife, Imogene, has thousands of those hot flashes herself.

There are treatments to help with menopausal transition.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My wife thinks of it as a course, and writes file after file. Good thing our children are old enough to be no longer scared by the words she uses to exorcise this devil, but to learn from them.

The curse of academia, eh?

 

[yowser]

The nurse of a cad, eh?

Sounds like another weary British reality show for the telly.