Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds like another weary British royalty show for the telly.

Don't worry. American PBS will put it on for all their rabid Anglophiles.

 

[LizVegas79]

Don't worry. American PMS will be the new Chinese balloon for all the rabid Xenophiles.

Tell me to calm down when I'm on my period. I dare you.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Tell me when my camel toe shows, period! I dare you.

Feeling a bit testy, are we?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Feeling your testes, are we?

Well, you are supposed to do regular self examination.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, you are supposed to do regular elf examination.

Only if you're an orc, I imagine.

 

[Lifestyle66]

Well duh. What else would you expect to find in a darkroom?

That fleshy shaft certainly didn't feel anything like camera film!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That fishy suit certainly didn't feel anything like camel hair!

You get what you pay for.

 

[yowser]

You get what you flay for.

Always comes back to whippings and floggings, doesn't it?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Always comes back to whipped cream and eggnog, doesn't it?

The holidays do roll around each year.

 

[LizVegas79]

I do roll around on the holidays each year.

It's not that I'm promiscuous, I just love sex.

 

[Lifestyle66]

I'm promiscuous, and I just love sex.

Then asking you for a quickie wouldn't be out of line?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Then taking you for a sickie wouldn't be out of line?

Not if you value your life.

 

[LizVegas79]

Not if you value your sex life.

Pissing me off is a really, really bad idea because I have a crazy Latin temper that can go from zero to psycho in like three seconds.

 

[Lifestyle66]

Pissing on me is a really, really bad idea because I have a crazy Latina psycho who will do it in like three seconds.

But haven't you ever heard that "more is merrier!"

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But haven't you ever heard that Moira is married!

It hasn't stopped her; why should it affect me?

 

[yowser]

I haven't shtupped her; why should she deflect me?

My guess is that you're not her type.

 

[Rustyoznail]

My shoes. They often tell me that I've got way more than they can handle.

You Hobbits do have unusually large tootsies. Is there anything else that's oversized?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Your hobbies involve unusually large toots? Is there anything else that's overmuch?

I think you're asking for too much information.

 

[Lifestyle66]

I think you're asking for too much in fornication.

Is it asking for too much to get my rocks off?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Is it asking for too much to take my socks off?

As a matter of fact, yes; we don't have that sort of relationship!

 

[Rustyoznail]

As a matter of fact, yes; we all do have a sordid relationship!

And I bet that you have a fun time doing it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And I met that youth; have a fun time doing her.

I will, and, just for the record, she's nineteen.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I did, and, just for the record, she's one of nineteen that day.

Well, you have been busy, haven't you?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, you've had Ben's hussy, haven't you?

I don't think Ben really cares.

 

[yowser]

I don't think Ben really bares.

One shouldn't be mocked for a distaste for the nudist lifestyle.