Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

One should be defrocked for a taste of the nudist lifestyle.

Well, it wouldn't be much of a taste if you stayed clothed!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Well, it's more fun to be tasered when you're unclothed!

I'm going to take your word on that. There is no way I'm going to try it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm going to take your sword to Pat. There is no way I'm going to deny her.

Forget the euphemism; just bring me to Pat.

 

[yowser]

I get the euphemism; just bring me some fat.

Supersized people bring a whole lot of loving to the table.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Supercilious people bring a whole lot of loathing to the table.

For sure. Everybody hates that "better than thou" attitude!

 

[Lifestyle66]

For sure. Everybody hates that "better at attitude" experience!

Only most of the passengers watching their "Mile High Club" stunt hate it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Only most of the parishoners watching her "Wild Thigh Club" stunt hate it.

Most. The vicar and the steering committee are all in her club.

 

[Rustyoznail]

They've gone to Hell, on the D-32. Hell has no furries like a weasel transformed.

No. It's almost de rigueur now to be dressed as a devil, ghoul, or a witch when visiting.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No. It's rigor mortis now, totally dead. For a devil, ghoul, or a witch when eating.

At least it isn't cannibalism.

 

[yowser]

At least it isn't causation.

Causation and correlation, so close and yet so far apart.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Not sure what you're arming for, but according to the Omniscient Oz, don't feel distressed.

Just watch out for flying monkeys.

 

[yowser]

Just snatch out the frying monkeys.

And what, pray tell, do you plan to do with them?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And what prey fell, what do you plan to do with them?

I'm not telling, but the Pasha is unhappy.

 

[yowser]

I'm not telling, but the kasha is crappy.

Dissing your local kosher deli is about as low as you can go.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Kissing your local Kerala desi is about as far as you can go.

I suspect you may be leaving her quite disappointed.

 

[yowser]

I dinnae date her for her fooks.

Sounds like some Gaelic confusion there, but I wouldn't blame you if you did.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Seems like some garlic infusion there, but I wouldn't flambé it like you did.

I love the smell of burning garlic in the morning.

 

[yowser]

I love the taste of burping garlic in the morning.

Sounds like an extraordinary gustatory experience last night.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds like an extraterrestrial visitation experience last night.

It was! And the sexual probing was fantastic!

 

[yowser]

It was! And the textual probing was fantastic!

A deep read on a sophisticated manuscript is indeed intoxicating.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Do I upbraid Sue?

Please don't! I prefer her braids trailing down her back.

 

[LongDraw]

Sorry, but grandpa said she has to blow their hole now, and my brother has to lick their ass.

Excuse me while I vomit

 

[yowser]

Excuse me, that's Halley's comet!

Orbital observations always tickle my wonder.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Oral ministrations always tickle my fancy.

I thought it was the feather boa working it's charms.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I thought it was the farther boat working its harm.

Yes, dragging for scallops wrecks the sea bed.