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[loquere]

Of course! I'm sure she'd love a bejeweled tiara!

I saw a really nice one at Tiffany's for the low price of half a million dollars.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I got a really nice one from Tiffany for the low price of half a dollar.

Wow! That's the cheapest blowjob since the Winnipeg whore!

 

[loquere]

Wow! The best blowjob since her twin sister!

You man whore!

 

[Rustyoznail]

You man horse!

Thank you. Many have been impressed, and just as many challenged, with my tackle.

 

[loquere]

Thank you. Many have been impressed, and just as many challenged, with my thrusts.

I've seen your Only Fan's im fully aware.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I've seen your only fan; I'm fully aware of your shortcomings.

You mean all those girls following me on Reddit are just bait?

 

[loquere]

You mean all those girls following me on Reddit are just vampires?

Yup they wanna suck you indeed, but I dont think its the way you want.

 

[yowser]

Yup they wanna pluck you indeed, but I dont think its the feathers you want.

Avian rhapsodising, chicken soup, Marx Brothers - all good.

 

[loquere]

Avian flu originated from chicken soup my brothers made.

I've heard of sibling rivalry, but Jesus christ.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I've heard of Sybil's rivalry, but Jesus christ.

I know! Why she thinks Polly would have anything to do with Basil Fawlty is beyond me.

 

[loquere]

I don't know why she thinks pulling my cock would make everything better, because it's frightening.

No dah she has claws for hands, that won't end well for you.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No way! She has her closest friends wantonly bend for you?

What can I say? She likes to share with her sorority sisters.

 

[loquere]

What can I say? She likes to dildo fuck me with her sorority sisters.

Sounds like fun, may I join in?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Mounds like buns, may I enjoy them?

What my wife does with you is none of my business.

 

[loquere]

Who my wife kills is none of my business.

I think it is the buisness of the department of Justice though.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I think it is the bustiness of the Department of Justice's tough.

Yeah - There's nothing like big boobs on a mean mama goin' undercover!

 

[loquere]

Yeah - There's nothing like drinking milk from big boobs!

Woe inflation is hitting you hard I guess.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Moe's flatulence is hitting you hard I guess.

The stink is hard to take.

 

[loquere]

Her perfume is hard to take, it stinks.

Stink is a severe understatement.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Skank is a severe understatement.

She says it's a free service she provides for the underprivileged. Who am I to argue?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

She says it's a free service she provides for the underliveried. Who am I to argue?

I don't think charity is called for at a gymkhana!

 

[yowser]

I don't think chastity is called for at a gym, Khana!

Always surprising what ends up happening in the showers and sauna.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Always surprising who happens ends up in the showers and sauna.

Bending over to hold your ankles is a good stretch for women after a work out.

 

[LizVegas79]

Bending over to hold your ankles and smiling back at me is a good stretch for women after a work out.

I need you to pin my ankles above my head to help me relax.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I need you to spin my uncles above my bed to help me have sex.

That's some strange uncle fetish!