Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

Wow, that's the worst taste of cunnilingus I've ever had.

"My baby ain't got no money, but her snatch it tastes like honey, 'cause she makes that Coca-Cola douche." (Ed Sanders)

 

[LizVegas79]

"My baby ain't got no money, but her snatch it tastes like honey, 'cause she makes that Quickie Mart douche." (Ned Flanders)

I don't love you for your money. I love you for your parent's money.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I don't love you, honey. I love your parent's; they're funny.

I don't find that particularly humorous!

 

[Rustyoznail]

I don't find that particularly humongous!

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but when I said I was like an elephant, I meant my memory. Not what you're thinking of.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but when I said I was like an elephant, I meant my mammaries. Not what you're thinking of.

Well, I was only looking to borrow a large trunk.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Well, I was only looking to burrow into a large trunk.

So you like big butts and you cannot lie?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So you like pig butts and you cannot fry?

I wouldn't; they're best pickled.

 

[yowser]

I wouldn't; they're nest picked.

Eggs, Legs and Dregs: A true story of fowl outcomes.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Meg begs for dregs: A true story of whoring for cum.

Illustrated by Thomas Rowlandson, I presume.

 

[LizVegas79]

The illustrious Mrs. Thomas Rowlandson, I presume?

No, he moved away and I changed my name after I caught him with our maid. Then he died. Maybe because I killed him. He's at the bottom of that lake over there. Why?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No, he moaned away and I gained my fame after I taught him with our maid. Then he sighed. Maybe because I thrilled him. He's after the bottom of that lady over there. Why?

That's quite a tale. Maybe you should write for Literotica.

 

[LizVegas79]

That's quite a tail. Maybe you should ask for a tribute from Literotica.

I posted a few body part pics on those tribute threads when I first joined - big mistake!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I posed for a few body part pics with those tribal beads when I first joined - big mistake!

If you'd bothered to consult an Anthropologist, you would have know they symbolized 'free use!'

 

[yowser]

If you'd bothered an Anthropologist, you would have known they civilized 'scree use!'

Such a touchy breed of academics, always wandering into unrelated disciplines.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Some touchy-feely academics always wander uninvited into discussions.

Where they're often chided for inappropriate behavior.

 

[Rustyoznail]

They're often chilled, ready for inappropriate behavior.

Chilled, as in ready for sex in an igloo or just very relaxed?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Thrilled, as in ready for sex in an orgy, or just very excited?

Six of one; half-dozen of the other.

 

[yowser]

Sex for one; half-dozen of the other.

Sounds like the classic distinction between onanism and an orgy.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Sounds like the classic distinction between cannibalism and an orgy.

I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion from an invitation to an all you can eat BBQ.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm not sure how you came to get a concussion from an inmate at an all convict BBQ.

Still, I'd advise you to be careful at any half-way house event.

 

[yowser]

Still, I'd advise you to be fearful of any half-way mouse event.

Always Disney creeps into the discussion, and Mickey can go do you-know-what.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Always whimsey seeps into the discussion, and hickeys can go go anywhere.

Yes, the Coral and the Jewel can be placed elsewhere than the left breast.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Yes, the Crown Jewels can be placed elsewhere other than on the left breast.

Well, yes. The turkey slap or maybe tea bagging is popular with the young ones, I believe.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, yes. The Turnkey Chap or maybe Tim Baggins is popping it into the young ones, I believe.

Sounds like East End porn, if you ask me!

 

[yowser]

Sounds like Greased End porn, if you frisk me!

Intimacies can be initiated in such a multitude of ways.