Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

Inmates can be intimate in such a multitude of ways.

So you've been to Rikers, I see.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Son, you've been to Rikers, I see.

Father and son reunited? How touching!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Father and son reunited? NO TOUCHING!

But isn't this a family affair?

 

[Rustyoznail]

But isn't that a brazen affair?

Yes, they took their time on kisscam at the baseball way too far.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, they took their time, then - KAZZAM! - and two face-falls at the bar.

Even nursing your drink doesn't help at Rosie's.

 

[yowser]

Even cursing your shrink doesn't help at Rosie's.

Now, now, mental health workers don't need any more hostility.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Health workers could not be any more hostile...

Lamont, in this game you rewrite the last post as you 'misheard' it, and then comment on your 'mishearing.' Take a look at a few of the previous plays.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Now, now, mental health workers don't need any more hospitality.

Right! Invite them in, and before you know it, they're staging an intervention!

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Fight! Initiate them in, and before you blow it, they're staring at an interdiction!

Sounds like furious combat is prepared. It also sounds like you've broken the first rule of Fight Club.

 

[yowser]

Sounds like a curious wombat is involved. It also sounds like you've broken the fist rule of Fight Club.

From marsupial to fisticuffs, there's always something new under the sun.

 

[Rustyoznail]

From marzipan to fluffy cuffs, there's always something new to do with mum.

It's nice to see one big happy family.

 

[loquere]

It's nice to see one big happy family hunting together

Yes it is isnt it? We're hunting for you, now run away little bird.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes it isn't, is it? We've bunting for you; now come here, little baby.

Isn't she just the cutest?

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Isn't she just the craziest?

A little crazy, sure. But not the most crazy.

 

[loquere]

A little sexy, sure. But not the most sexy.

How dare you speak ill of Beyonce

 

[Rustyoznail]

How dare you speak ill of Beyond the Poseidon Adventure!

Seriously? It was a truly awful movie. Not even Shirley Jones could save it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"I said catch the chick, not seduce her!"


Lol

(Rachel, you're supposed to 'mishear' the previous post and write a response to your 'mishearing.' You also edit the previous post so it reads as your 'misheard' statement. See above in your quote.)

I'm sorry, sarge. It won't happen again.

 

[loquere]

I'm sorry Sam. It won't happen again.

No worries, & call me daddy.

 

[yowser]

"No curries!" called my daddy.

Sounds like an aversion to Indian cuisine.

 

[loquere]

Sounds like an aversion to italian cuisine.

But I do like pizza... but with no toppings on top.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds like a perversion of Indian origin.

Don't be so bigoted; the practices expounded in the Kama Sutra are all perfectly normal.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But I do like Liza... but with no top on top.

I agree; that girl has one fine rack!

 

[loquere]

Don't be so perverted; the practices expounded in the Kama Sutra are all over the top.

So you want to be topped?

 

[loquere]

I agree; that girl has one fine wine rack!

You are talking about the wine, right?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So you want her to be stoppered?

You are talking about the wife, right?

Of course! I'm sure she'd love a bejeweled anal plug!