Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Rustyoznail]

I'm only here for the pornographic porpises.

Sorry, you won't find those here. Try the National Geographic After Dark channel.

Edit: Damn. Pipped at the post...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sorry, you won't find those here. Try the National Geographic After Dark channel.

Edit: Damn. Pipped at the post...

Yours is good; I think we can go with multiple responses.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sorry, you won't find those here. Try the National Geographic After Dark channel.

Damn! Whipped at the post...

Would you have preferred the pillory?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Both replies were pretty bloody obvious.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Would you prefer the pill or lavatory?

I have an eight hour drive ahead. What do you think?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I have an eight whore drive ahead. What do you think?

I'd suggest a high-calorie meal about two hours before the fest begins. Some coffee, too.

 

[yowser]

I'd suggest a high-stakes deal about two hours before the fucking begins. Some coffee, too.

Poker always seems to extend everything.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hookers always seem expensive for everything.

You get what you pay for, John Arbuckle.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

You get what you pay for -- John the Apostle

Unless your homie can turn water into wine.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Unless your homie can turn whingers into whiners.

That's a subtle difference that would escape most people.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's a stubble difference that would irritate most people.

A waxing is far better than a shave for cunnilingus.

 

[Rustyoznail]

A whipping is far better for a slave than cunnilingus.

I have found continual orgasm denial a particularly cruel method of control.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I have found continuous organ recital a particularly cool method of control.

A whole new dimension of bondage and discipline!

 

[Rustyoznail]

A whole new desire for bondage and discipline!

Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Who said you can't reach an old god's new pricks?

Does prayer work with the great god Kamasutra??

 

[yowser]

Does the single-prayer plan work with the great insurance god Kamasutra??

Kama! Suture yourself and you'll be in stitches!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Cami, suckle yourself and you'll see how rich it is.

That woman's breast serves only 38% heavy cream!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

That woman's breast deserves 38ml of my cream!

I Did Not Have Sexual Lactations With That Woman.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I did not Have factual relations with that woman.

Lying through your teeth, I presume.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Lying that you're Greek, I presume.

It takes more to make you Grecian than wandering around with a bottle of olive oil and asking if some malaka would rub you down.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It takes more to make her orgasm than a bottle of olive oil and asking if someone would rub her down.

Lifestyle: You've only done half the game - you've 'misheard' the previous post,but you haven't written your own comment on it for the next poster to 'mishear.'

 

[Lifestyle66]

It takes more to make her orgasm than a bottle of olive oil and asking if someone would rub her down.

Try inserting the bottle itself and see how she reacts.


[Sorry, Tio. My mistake.]

 

[yowser]

Try mashing the throttle itself and see how she reacts.

I love flooring a vintage Sunbeam to see how fast you can go.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I love flooding a village storm drain to see how fast it can flow.

So, you're one of those hydraulicophiles we've been hearing about.

 

[yowser]

So, you've got one of those hydraulic files we've been hearing about?

Flooded file cabinets two feet deep, may the river recede by nightfall.