Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[yowser]

No, it's what happens after they take your virginity that I'm afraid of.

The whole word of possibilities then opens up.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Then your pussy opens up to the whole world.

That's a bit of hyperbole!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ah, to be hung again.

Unfortunately, too many organs shrink or sag with age.

 

[MetaBob]

Come out of the kitchen and into my bed.

I'll bring strawberries and melty chocolate.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I’ll binge on Bloody Marys and a busty harlot.

Welcome to the club, you’re going to fit right in.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You're welcome to the lube; you’ll slip right in.

Thanks for the KY, friend.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Thanks for the KFC, friend.

You just love wearing the bucket, don't you?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You just love swearing 'fuck it,' don't you?

It is my favourite expletive.

 

[yowser]

It is my favourite excretive.

I'd prefer you used the [excretive deleted] option.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'd prefer you used the [secretive - deleted] option.

Have no fear; I won't tell anyone about your diaper fetish.

 

[yowser]

Have no fear; I won't tell anyone about your dieter fetish.

There's nothing wrong with attractions to those trying to lose a little weight.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There's nothing wrong with distracting those trying to lose a little weight.

I don't think hiding your manhood in a slice of triple threat chocolate cake is simply a distraction.

 

[yowser]

I don't think frying your manhood in a slice of triple threat chocolate cake is simply a distraction.

I'd bet the resulting scream could be heard from miles away.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'd bet the rivulet and stream could be forded four miles away.

It's only a rivulet and stream; surely they could easily be crossed right here.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'll wait until the bridge is completed before I floss, thank you very much.

Dental hygiene is so important.

 

[Rustyoznail]

A Dentist's hygiene is so important.

Yes, some people are turned on by smelly armpits, but not me.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, some people are turned on by Mel's warm tits, but not me.

I take it you're more of an ass man.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I take it you're more of a jazz man.

I love the smooth tones of a tenor sax.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I love the smooth touch of a tenor's sex.

And others prefer the bearish grip of a basso profundo.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

As Vargas prints go, the best places for a good buy are outside the city.

I take it you're an afficionado of the pin-up?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

My fake tits soon had Bernardo on the pick-up.

If you’ve got it, flaunt it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If you’ve a hot tit, fan it.

Or try an ice bag.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Dorothy the Ice Hag.

Did they find Ötzi’s frozen companion?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Did they fund Dr. Oz’s fucking companion?

I think so; after after all, it was for research.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

My thicc hoe; faster faster y’all, I is gonna squirt.

Umm… I think you’re typing into the wrong window. This isn’t your private chat.