Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

Floozy fills cabinet seat for veep, may parliament recess by nightfall.

Talk about political hanky-panky!

 

[Rustyoznail]

You're talking about Pom bottle hanky-panky?

It gives her such a feeling of fulfilment.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It gives her snatch a feeling of fulness.

Those foot-long wieners will do that to a girl.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Those mini-thong bathers will do that to a girl.

Prince Andrew has been tucking pictures of his mother into strippers underwear.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Prince Andrew has been fucking pictures of his brother while stripped to his underwear.

Doesn't the King merit tributes?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Didn't the King mime the blues?

How dare you insinuate he didn't perform live! Hand back your Graceland club pass!

 

[yowser]

How dare you inseminate! He performed live! Hand back your graceless cub ass!

Whole lot of gay creaming going on.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Whole lot of gray shaming going on.

I don't know why the young'uns think their grandparents are to old to fuck?

 

[Rustyoznail]

I don't know why the young'uns think their grandparents are too old to fuck them?

It's not that they don't want to, it's because you start every conversation with "Well, back in my day, when we wore onions on our belt. It was the style of the times."

 

[yowser]

It's not that they don't want to, it's because you start every conversation with "Well, back in my day, when we had onions on our breath. It was the style of the times."

Always a lousy way to start a job interview.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Allie was a lousy lay. Two star blow job, Ian knew.

I bet he still preferred her, over a night alone.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I bet he still penetrated her, over and over again.

If at first you succeed, why not keep at it?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

As long as every customer is reserved, they all usually leave happy.

We all appreciate calm and quiet in the restaurant, so please refrain from sex at or on the table.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

“Take your deviate palm and apply it to the breast you want, then squeeze to attain sexual attraction,” said Rachael.

I never receive such appealing offers at my gymnasium.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I never see such appealing horses at my gymkhanas.

I think you're on the wrong smut site.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I think you're on the wrong but site.

You're close, but listening isn't high on your list of priorities, is it? This one is for back handed compliments.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You're close: butt licking is high on your list of priorities, is it? This one is only for back-side compliments.

Move along, brown-nosed pencil-pushers.

 

[yowser]

San Francisco was ever my favorite city for kismet.

A fate worse than fog is hard to imagine.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A fat wurst and a dog is hard to ingest.

Try it with some kraut and mustard.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I can see the artisans dogging already.

That's the problem with these craft fairs!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You crow! You set on what you laid: four.

Don't count your corvids before they've hatched!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Don’t mount your gynoids before they’re patched!

Without this update, your sex robot may use excessive clamping forces and fail to recognize your safe word.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Without this update, your sea rowboat may need excessive pumping forces and bailing won't keep you safe.

What update? It's just a goddamn rowboat!

 

[yowser]

What's up, Date? It's just a goddamn robot!

Please keep your AI and androids to yourself.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Please keep your Arterial Insufficiency and adenoids to yourself.

Sharing isn't caring when it's medical!