Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[lavendersilk]

Sorry sir, we're clean out of beans. Would a Ragu suffice?

I'm off pasta for the month. Call it a "spaghetti-cleanse."

 

[Tio_Narratore]

John's penis would be pounding.

He always drove a hard fuck.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Not my choice of vagina, but to each their own.

"If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with."

 

[yowser]

"If you can't be with the one you glove, glove the one you're with."

Prostate milking meets Yellow Submarine.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Prussian militant meets fellow submariner.

Ist diese "das Boot zwei?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Ja. Frauen lieben normalerweise Bruschetta.

Sorry, I learnt my German from watching Hogan's Heroes, but isn't that an Italian dish?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Your French had Norma Wiest just burst!

Yeah! It was so bad she spit out her Absinthe!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Now now, there are better things to argue about than animalistic ass fucking.

Oh really? Name one!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Oh yeah, Nanny Come!

She sure is a naughty au pair.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

She sure has a naughty pair.

I'm amazed at what she can do with those boobs.

 

[BobbyLaker]

I'm amazed at where she's left her boots.

You should see where she strews her underwear!

 

[lavendersilk]

You should see where he sticks his umbrella!

Now what kind of weather would call for that?

 

[BobbyLaker]

Now what kind of woman would fall for that?

Pranks on the fairer sex can backfire!

 

[yowser]

Franks on the fairer sex can backfire!

They say you can never have an excess of sausages.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I think I would offer to eat them.

I think the guys at the bar would be happy to accept your offer.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I think the guys at the bar would be happy to accept your coiffuring.

That's a bit of fancy talk for a haircut, isn't it?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's a bit of fancy talk for a hairy cunt, isn't it?

I think <<le pâturage du mont de Vénus>> is a rather nice way of describing it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Do you need a number for the seductive hot wife?

Yes, I'd like to give her a call.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm sure you'll make that hottie very horny.

Thank you. I do have a bit of a reputation for that.

 

[BobbyLaker]

Thank you. I do have a bit of a reputation for tat.

She'll likely be startled at the sight of your assemblage.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It is true that thiccs get flattered as they get bolder.

I'm not surprised.

 

[yowser]

I'm not despised.

You're either defensive or deluded.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You're either pensive or denuded.

I've been known to be both at the same time.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What fun are dames without a little trash talking?

Nothing beats a gal who can speak filth!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Dentures just bite boobs differently.

Yes, you just can't get the leverage to clamp down on a hard nipple.