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[Tio_Narratore]

Umm… I think you’re trying out the wrong widow. She isn’t your private chaton, monsieur.

But her ad said "free kitten!"

 

[yowser]

But her dad said "flee kitten!"

Pussy on the loose!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hussy on the loose!

Where can I find her?

 

[yowser]

Dare I find her?

Pray, if you do, that it results in a long, languid, lascivious recounting in the New Stories section.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Pray, if you do, that it results in a long, languid, ludicrous recount in the next election.

No! Not again!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

No! Knot again!

A good Shibari rigger will rely on friction and tension, more than knots.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A good safari leader will rely on fiction and sensation, more than plots.

Bwana of the Jungle Book?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Banana of the Jungle Cock?

I thought we'd moved on from these old tropes.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I thought we'd moved on from these old trollops.

There's no whore like and old whore.

 

[yowser]

There's no door like a folded door.

Unfolding the entry to infinity sounds mystical.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Deflowering the entry to Tiffany sounds musical.

She does voice a pretty good arpeggio when she cums.

 

[yowser]

She does choice, pretty good arpeggios when she cums.

Multiples means never having to say you're sorry.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Mulligans mean never having to say you're sorry.

The girls will really allow you a do-over?

 

[Rustyoznail]

The girls will really love your Doo wop.

It may have come from the fifties, but it's still got some swing.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

He may have cum at fifty, but she's still going to swing.

It's one solution to declining libido in aging males.

 

[Rustyoznail]

It's one solution to a defining tuxedo on aging males.

'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man...

 

[yowser]

'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a shark-dressed man...

Sounds like Billy Gibbons found his way to a mermaid festival.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds like Billy Beebe found his way to a mermaid's vestibule.

That's one impressive anatomical accomplishment!

 

[Rustyoznail]

That's one impressive Antonov accomplishment!

It's the best aircraft for a mile high gang bang!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's the best handicraft for a military-style hand bag.

Macramé?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Midori?

I really don't like any liquor that's green.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I really don't like to lick anyone that's green.

Even on St. Paddy's Day?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Even on St. Paddywhack's Day?

Every day's a good day when you can give a dog a bone.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Every day's a good day when you can give some dame a bone.

And that's the only time a dame doesn't mind getting stiffed.

 

[Rustyoznail]

And that's the only time a dame doesn't mind getting stuffed.

Yes but using onion and herbs? That's, umm, interesting.