Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, but using onion and herbs? That's yummy when inserted.

There's something savory about that chick!

 

[Rustyoznail]

There's something unsavory about that chocolate!

Well, the Whizzo Chocolate Company has been investigated for it's bizarre creations.

(Monty Python reference...)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, the Chocolate Whizz Company has been investigated for it's BBC actions.

(Monty Python reference...)

No way! The "Spring Surprise" was entirely consensual!

(yes, I know the Python...)

 

[Rustyoznail]

No way! The "Darjeeling Surprise" was entirely consensual!

(yes, I know the Python...)

I still don't know how you managed to get those Indian twins to squirt into your tea cup.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I still don't know how you mangled together those Hindu terms to screw things up.

Sorry, I never could remember which was the yoni and which was the lingam.

 

[yowser]

Sorry, I never could remember which was the phony and which was the glam.

Holden Caulfield and Cindy Crawford.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Golden cornfields and chili crawdads.

Sounds like a good old down home memory.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Sounds like a good old hoedown memory.

From what I heard, there was more horizontal dancing than square.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Are blacks bared bigger than the brown's poles bared? Or is that just a rumor?

Take your fetish innuendo where it belongs.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Put more British U-after-O's where they belong.

International readers prefer colour, flavour and humour.

 

[yowser]

Intentional bleeders prefer colour, flavour and vampire.

There's your British Dracula fantasy of the month.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There's your British Drag Queen fantasy of the month.

Just another one of the "English Vices," eh?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Just another one of the "English Voices," eh?

I'm sorry, I just don't find the Cockney accent sexy.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm sorry, I just don't find the cock accessories sexy.

Not even the mood ring?

 

[yowser]

Not even the food bling?

Genitalia in a gourmet context is never unwelcome.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Genitalia in a gory container is never unwelcome.

Now, that's way beyond the Taboo and Fetish Forum!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Now, that's way beyond the Toboggan Fetish Forum!

Is ‘riding you partner down the stairs’ depicted in the Kama Sutra?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Is ‘sliding down your partner's hairs’ depicted in the Kama Sutra?

Yes, but it's little noted nowadays with the preponderance of genital shaving.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Yes, but it's a little dated nowadays with the preponderance of genital piercings.

Call me old fashioned, but I don't like my teeth clattering on a clit ring when I'm giving oral.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Because his demimondes fail to stay in place, he’s uneasy about giving cunnilingus

It is hard to get your lips on a squirming clit!

(tanjaguar: you've missed the point of the game. You have to "mishear" the previous post and respond to the "misheard" quote. Take a look at what I've done to your post above.)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Gee! It's minute! She'll be begging you to make it longer.

I guess size does matter.

 

[BobbyLaker]

Only if you're sloppy with your pullover.

Why would you wear a jumper during sex?

 

[yowser]

Why would you tear a jumper during sex?

Ah, maybe you're in a hurry?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Ah, maybe you'd like a curry?

Yes please. I could go a hot massaman beef curry and a beer.

 

[BobbyLaker]

Yes please. I could go a hot massaman beef curry and a bear.

Sorry sir, we're clean out of bears. Would a Raccoon suffice?