Moderation

[Lancecastoroil]

If I took this whole bottle of aspirin

would anyone stop me? I doubt it.

 

[Lancecastoroil]

oh I am such a wretch

and such an asshole

 

[Lancecastoroil]

i wonder

if those dick growing programs work. i might have a reason to exist then

 

[Lancecastoroil]

with my last breath

i shit at thee

 

[Lancecastoroil]

I really hate harmony, I just have to fuck it up.

 

[Lancecastoroil]

other people mean nothing to me - i am a selfish bastard

 

[Lancecastoroil]

i could care less what this place means to anyone else.

 

[BerthaBigBottom]

Lonely

Is this a version of a personal ad that we are witnessing?

 

[Lancecastoroil]

i am an asshole, a dick, an insensitive, shallow jerk

 

[Lancecastoroil]

edited because the original post disappeared.

 

[Lancecastoroil]

Re: Lonely

It might be. Do you like guys with teeny weeny dicks?

Is this a version of a personal ad that we are witnessing?

 

[BerthaBigBottom]

Does this mean it is all over? Damn!

 

[Lancecastoroil]

just means I am getting a drink of water.

Does this mean it is all over? Damn!

 

[Lancecastoroil]

sure wish I knew words other than asshole, littledick, and dick dick dick dick dick to describe myself.

 

[OneDramaQueen]

Were you REALLY getting a drink of water? Or were you on the potty shitting out some of that castor oil that you have been inflicting us with?

 

[Lancecastoroil]

You guessed right! you win!

Were you REALLY getting a drink of water? Or were you on the potty shitting out some of that castor oil that you have been inflicting us with?

 

[Lancecastoroil]

See, I just love shit.

You guessed right! you win!

 

[Lancecastoroil]

I'd swim in it, if it weren't so viscous.

See, I just love shit.

 

[Lancecastoroil]

just making sure that the shit floats to the top.

I'd swim in it, if it weren't so viscous.

 

[Lancecastoroil]

shit shit shit shit shit

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

 

[Lancecastoroil]

i can shit out my mouth

anyone want to see?

 

[Lancecastoroil]

i can't belch

I just fart from both ends

 

[BerthaBigBottom]

Hey there LCO--would you mind if I quote you in my sig line?

 

[Lancecastoroil]

Re: Re: my mother hated me

think so? you must me a passive-aggressive sub.

That is so GB.

 

[Lancecastoroil]

Please do

Hey there LCO--would you mind if I quote you in my sig line?