my cock is so big...

[midwestyankee]

...when Emeril says to "kick it up another notch" I break the plaster in my ceiling.

 

[silverwhisper]

bah! when he says "kick it up another notch", i smite satellites! :>

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

bah! when he says "kick it up another notch", i smite satellites! :>

ed

I was wondering why I lost the picture the last time he had Paula Dean on his show.

 

[silverwhisper]

OK, that was cold, dude. you just kicked it down notches unknown.

[shudders]

you couldn't have said rachael ray, huh? bastich...

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

OK, that was cold, dude. you just kicked it down notches unknown.

[shudders]

you couldn't have said rachael ray, huh? bastich...

ed

I save perky Rachael for my more private enjoyment.

And really, what's not to like about Paula? Did you see the episode where she told Emeril how much she liked to beat meat while her husband was grinning in the audience?

 

[silverwhisper]

o, she's funny--even intentionally sometimes!--but when mr. happy is happy, paula isn't exactly the partner he's looking to share his mood with, you know?

hey, quit hogging rachael!

[trout-smacks yankee into giada's bedroom]

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

Giada doesn't do anything for me.

 

[silverwhisper]

that was kinda the point.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

um...wrong thread, dude?

ed

Yep...the edit button is my friend.

 

[silverwhisper]

me too! :>

ed

 

[jhuson]

Even Chuck Norris is impressed.

 

[jadefirefly]

Even Chuck Norris is impressed.

*laugh*

This one is good. Made me laugh, I needed that.

 

[pleasteasme]

I have to sling it over my shoulder...

 

[webbo1]

The Army has it registered as a weapon of mass insemination

 

[TBKahuna123]

...it just got a contract to star in the new commercial for Hefty UltraFlex trash bags to show off their impressive stretch.

 

[silverwhisper]

...it makes halliburton contracts look tiny!

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

Has anyone done yet...

"My cock is so big, it's longer than this thread."

 

[silverwhisper]

nah, but mine is so big it dwarfs your post count! :>



ed

 

[DevilishTexan]

...when Emeril says to "kick it up another notch" I break the plaster in my ceiling.

BAM!

Ah yeah babe.

 

[webbo1]

I get really sick of these sattilites and meteors running into it when I get an erection

 

[midwestyankee]

I get really sick of these sattilites and meteors running into it when I get an erection

I hear ya....and those old-fashioned Russian models, with the little spiky antennas

 

[silverwhisper]

those are the worst! and don't get me started on those damned solar flares!

ed

 

[jadefirefly]

Now I know where the so-called "Man in the Moon" came from.

 

[silverwhisper]

[sighs]

yeah, you know, it's tough. you try to adjust for the various tremors caused by your own gravity well and next thing you know, you've gone and created lunar craters...sorry about that, all. i'll try not to do that again...

[sheepish]

ed

 

[webbo1]

my problem is that by the time I get to Pluto the tip is starting to get icicles on it.

Oh and sorry about knocking Skylab out of it's orbit in the late 70's