my cock is so big...

[Saucyminx]

Oh sweety, it must be terrible to have meteroides.
Have you tried a corticoassteroid cream?

5 gallon drums of the stuff because my cock is so big!

minx, were you giggling at the thought of those seamen in their dress whites? :>

ed

Hysterically, for days, every time I thought about it. Thanks Ed!

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big, Silverwhisper has started using it instead of a fish to smack people with!

 

[popcorn2721]

My cock is so big, when I bust a nut... people think a volcano is erupting.

 

[silverwhisper]

NM: nice!



mine is so long, it looks at the LOTR trilogy and thinks, "o look, a pixar short!"

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big it's been granted statehood!

 

[satindesire]

My cock is so big, it's the real reason Sarah Palin stepped down from government.

 

[silverwhisper]

satindesire gets the "current events" award--that was awesome.

ed

 

[satindesire]

satindesire gets the "current events" award--that was awesome.

ed

*dying laughing*

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big it's used to forecast the weather.
http://www.holytaco.com/hes-really-excited-warm-front

 

[Cumalong]

My cock is so big, congress just declared it a national monument.

 

[ImOnIt]

it charges a late night fee?

yo dick got the HIV

my dick rumble in the jungle

yo dick... got touched by ya uncle (i am a bad person for knowing about this song)

 

[silverwhisper]

...conservative knee-jerkers wigged out even harder about it than the president's address to children. :>

ed

 

[ggoof]

... it inspired Archimedes to say

"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world."

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big that I've been put on display at the Smithsonian.

 

[bigunsjo1]

PMSL @ nipplemuncher.

Anyway never mind the quality just feel the width is my moto!

Jo.

 

[curiousgeo62]

My cock is so big..

that every time I get an erection, the Red Cross blood drive is dry for a month.

 

[satindesire]

My cock is so big, Modern Marvels on the history channel did a show on it.

 

[curiousgeo62]

My cock is so big..

that every woman that names it, ends it's with "ville".

 

[silverwhisper]

...have you heard of saturn? jupiter? red giants?

yeah, mine is so big, it cries tears of pity for 'em. :>

ed

 

[butters]

My cock is so big it has its own post code.

 

[CristinaRobo]

My cock is so big that UPS had to charge for an oversize package.

 

[curiousgeo62]

My cock is so big..

everyone tells me I should run for President. Oh wait, they said I was a big dick. Sorry, my bad!

 

[TypicalDeviant]

My cock is so big the government regulates its use.

 

[ImOnIt]

My cock is so big that UPS had to charge for an oversize package.

Is so big that it gets in the way of my image editing skills.

 

[curiousgeo62]

My cock is so big...

that my jock size is S.S. (steamship)


that only the government is big enough to fuck it (up).