my cock is so big...

[silverwhisper]

...it looks at the big bang and thinks, "you call that big?!"
...it cries tears of pity for jeff stryker.
...it chuckles when confronted with fred phelps.

ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

...it cries tears of pity for jeff stryker.

Why am I flashing on the movie Airplane?

fred phelps.

Now THAT is a huge cock! If ever someone needed a good trout smacking ...

 

[silverwhisper]

...up until last year, it was "the public option"!

ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big

It's eligible for a share of the government's stimulus package.

 

[Saucyminx]

My cock is so big it IS the government's stimulus package.

It is also so big that it punched a hole in the ozone layer, and my cock is the single largest reason for global warming. But don't worry, every one can just stand in the shade of my cock.

 

[TypicalDeviant]

My cock is so big, every woman I've ever broken up with has become a nun or a lesbian afterwards, because she knew she'd never have that type of perfection again.

/They also walk bow-legged for a few months...

 

[Saucyminx]

My cock is so big, it bumped this thread all by itself.

 

[silverwhisper]

mine is so big...

if i did porn, it would have to be IMAX.
news of this thread has only just now reached the head.
when russ perot talked about "a giant sucking sound" he got his hopes up--but even that wasn't big enough to give him oral.

ed

 

[TypicalDeviant]

My cock is so huge

 

[TypicalDeviant]

It takes two posts to talk about it...

 

[coastal-boy]

My cock is so big I have to buy two plane tickets when I fly

 

[NippleMuncher]

Last edited by silverwhisper : Yesterday at 11:35 AM. Reason: just realized i repeated myself from a year ago

My cock is so big it makes ed repeat himself ... from a year ago!

 

[fenghuang]

My cock is so big I've had to get condoms made for my leg.

 

[satindesire]

My cock is so big, Bloved think it's abusive and predatory.

 

[Epmd607]

My cocky is sooooo big that after my recent circumcision, my wife got herself a knew flesh tone skirt...an ankle length skirt.

 

[TypicalDeviant]

My cock is so big, Bloved think it's abusive and predatory.

rofl

 

[satindesire]

rofl

 

[TypicalDeviant]

 

[fuckmeat]

My cock is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.

 

[hidden_shadow]

My cock is so big, BP wants it to plug the oil spill.

 

[skate and fuck]

my cock is so big, and ahhm, athletic; it does need me to comment on its size or abilities.

 

[Labe_Lover]

My cock is so big the ladies call me "Smokehouse" 'cause I have so much meat hanging!!

 

[satindesire]

My cock is so big, when I have sex, Mike Rowe features me on "Dirty Jobs".

 

[wildehafer]

My cock is so big it stretches space-time.

 

[hidden_shadow]

My cock is so big, I've been jacked off in 10 states.....at once.