Eluard
Literotica Guru
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I read your post then went and read the story. Oh my. <fans self>
And I got a pretty good giggle over a comment on the story (or maybe it's Cheffy's other story here) chastising him for using bad "grammer." It wasn't a typo; I saw it repeated three or four times "blah blah blah your grammer and blah blah if you had better grammer blah blah watch your grammer..." Maybe she meant his grandmother although my grammer was never bad. I did have to watch her once she hit her 90s though.
Hot flashes?
I spend a lot of time fanning my face. Just the face.Yes, and I need new batteries for my hearing aid.
I spend a lot of time fanning my face. Just the face.
Who says that mature women aren't hot?
Is that like a euphemism for inanimate objects I have used for sexual gratification?Yes, and I need new batteries for my hearing aid.
Certainly not ME!! I'm all for mature women. Especially the mothers. MMMMMMMMMMM
Yes, and I need new batteries for my hearing aid.
This inspired a poem I wrote recently in the Suddenly thread. Sometimes it is advertising campaigns, or things that scratch the album of my personal narrative.
Certainly not ME!! I'm all for mature women. Especially the mothers. MMMMMMMMMMM
What flower? I got waylaid by the naked photo shoot
What about us non mothers? It's discrimination ! ~~~ sigh ~~~
You know, I didn't say I DIDN'T like non-mothers...What I said was, I'm all for mature women. Isn't that you? Besides, I believe I went on record just yesterday saying that I love you. Didn't I? How soon they forget!!
goodness I have been all come over again ... you said mothers especially
p.s I don't want to be mature I want to dance in the rain splash in the puddles and wear silly hats. I want to sing to the 60s music playing in the supermarket because I happen to know all the words and I want to giggle with my girlfriends because we are eyeing up some cute bahookey going by!!!
WHHHAAAAAATTT??????
Hush up and kiss me. I'm mature! And hand me some of that Guiness cake while you're at it.
PS. My favorite lines from Mrs. Doubtfire (paraphrased here by me):
Mrs. D: Ah yes, poor Mr. Doubtfire perished from the drink. It was terrible.
Sally Field: Oh? He had a drinking problem?
Mrs. D: No dear, he was run over by a Guiness truck.
Mature...in a nice curvy sort of way. With lips to desire and hips to please...both of us.
I figure I could write epics from one orgasm. There's a lot goes on with one of those. So, 100% of what has happened but only because I only need something to happen once to have it within my realm of experience. I guess.So I'd put my percentages as about 30 - 70. 30% of what I write comes from a true thing that happened, or is at least rooted in truth. 70% is what I sure would like to have happen but hasn't or can't or won't.
There may be a random other in there, but it's pretty minor.
How do y'all measure that sort of comparison (let's just keep it to erotica, for the moment, since I think that's easier), either in poetry or prose?
bj
I don't think you need to worry about getting too mature, as long as you're hanging around in here.
and just to stay on topic,
I've been writing more prose than poetry lately (or at least finishing more), and the question of sources of inspiration made me wonder this about the people in here: Some roots for erotica come from what has happened to you, some come from what you wish could happen to you, and then I suppose there's some sort of other category - what you'd like to see happen to someone else, that sort of thing.
So I'd put my percentages as about 30 - 70. 30% of what I write comes from a true thing that happened, or is at least rooted in truth. 70% is what I sure would like to have happen but hasn't or can't or won't.
There may be a random other in there, but it's pretty minor.
How do y'all measure that sort of comparison (let's just keep it to erotica, for the moment, since I think that's easier), either in poetry or prose?
bj
What weird, whacky, insane, maybe disturbing, even frightful things have inspired your poetry?
So, I'm your weird, whacky, insane, maybe disturbing, even frightful thing? As long as I'm inspirational.Ay, my lovely, the thought of you is often enough.