Oh yes, this is DIVINE!

[Guest]

p.s. to the Englishman

<feels muscles bulging out of shirt... >

Did anyone happen to photograph those bulging muscles? If so, might you post them for me and KM.

Pear

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Perdita,

Alan Rickman died!!!

Oh. In a movie.

He's always doing that!

Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

 

[Guest]

Bridge,

I knew it was a rose,
but I thought you were using it
as an emergency dipstick
for your garderobe.

ahem,

Mr. Quasimodem-

STRAWBERRY.

b

 

[PaulX35]

Re: PaulX35:

Paul X: I'd be at your table in a minute if it didn't cost a 1000 bucks and half a day to get there. Love your idea.

I've done it, but don't hate me; I truly don't care for any white wine except Champagne and the fizzy stuff they drink in Venice. I drink red with everything. Does that make us incompatible?

Perdita

Perdita,

Probably without realizing, you have touched a sensitive subject Let's just say that most people claiming they don't care for white wine have never had a really good one. Your love for oysters can be enjoyed with Champagne, and the fact that you're willing to come over to have them compensates a lot. How about discussing incompatibility over oysters and Champers?

Paul

 

[PaulX35]

Re: Re: Re: Oh yes, this is DIVINE!

...And by the time I had that much wine, eating food would be the last thing on my mind. ...

Regretful as your lack of passion for oysters is, I'd consider bringing a sixpack of chablis anyway, just to hear more about what's on your mind

Paul

 

[Guest]

PaulX35 cont.

Paul, With your first three words I recognized a considerate gentleman.

Yes, I am certain I have not had a truly fine* white wine but know it is only because I have not had the time to try all the reds I desire. (It is the same with reading; I must always edit my book-buying list and inevitably discard many fine items.)

And how lovely to hear the use of 'Champers'. Hmmm, how close are you to Vienna? I visit my brother there in the winter.

warm regards, Perdita

*Actually, I recall from new year's eve of 1971 a French Pouilly- that was impressive (obviously).

 

[gauchecritic]

NOT to be read by Svenska or her HP clan

Apparently in the latest book one of the major characters dies a horrible and gruesome death. (Interview with Jeremy Paxman)

Gauche

My money's on Alan Rickman

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh yes, this is DIVINE!

Regretful as your lack of passion for oysters is, I'd consider bringing a sixpack of chablis anyway, just to hear more about what's on your mind

Paul

Paul-

Six pack of chablis... isn't that an oxymoron?

Another thing that I don't understand as being erotic: thongs.

b

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh yes, this is DIVINE!

Another thing that I don't understand as being erotic: thongs.

Hiya, Bridget,
I tried one of those thongs on once. I looked in the mirror and decided I wouldn't even wear one of those things indoors. In my own house. In the dark. Alone.
MG

 

[Guest]

Re: NOT to be read by Svenska or her HP clan

Apparently in the latest book one of the major characters dies a horrible and gruesome death. (Interview with Jeremy Paxman)

My money's on Alan Rickman

Very cruel, Gauche, very cruel.

No purrs for you for at least 24 hours.

 

[Guest]

thongs

I think they were invented by lawyers and agents to find a legal way to show as much ass and crotch shots in non-official porn mags like Sports Illustrated or Time.

 

[Quasimodem]

Paul-
Six pack of chablis... isn't that an oxymoron?
b

Vin-du-jour in square plastic five gallon, self-dispensing, plastic taped, containers.

Six times five equals ... hic ... thirty gallons.

That ought'a do'er ... IT!

 

[Artina Heartflash]

"Don't criticize what you don't understand" said Bob Dylan. You people have had bad sushi. Sounds like very bad sushi.

I finally admitted that I don't care for the whole licking-food-off-someone thing. If you don't want to eat a woman, then pouring Hershey's syrup on her is not going to make it any better, and it's going to make a terrible mess. It gets stuck in her pubes, smears all over your mouth, and the same is true of honey, and, worst of all, those artifically flavored love oils. They'd gag a maggot.

---dr.M.

***Um, Doc,---you're not a maggot, so how do you know that?! LOL!!!
Thick honey does make quite a mess (best used on unshaved areas), but, as for oils/gels, I have a supply of that I do enjoy. I hate the clove flavor but the passion fruit flavor is my fav. Warmed gel/oil can feel darn sexy to the guy too when it's dripped or brushed on just before licking.

I don't care for straight peppermint oil (from the grocery store's spice display) on the body. Gives a strong tingle to the skin but if more than two drops are used, it burns. The alcohol in those bottled extracts is something I'll never have a taste for either.

Does anyone know anything about ginger root play? I just read about someone complaining they didn't like it in anal play. I never thought of using such a thing! I have fantasized of lemon grass whips though.

 

[oggbashan]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh yes, this is DIVINE!

Another thing that I don't understand as being erotic: thongs.

I still have my Bushman's Thong. I wore it on my shoulder. Erotic? No.

Og

 

[DVS]

Does anyone know anything about ginger root play? I just read about someone complaining they didn't like it in anal play. I never thought of using such a thing!

There are a lot of threads on ginger root play. You just have to search them and begin reading.

 

[sirhugs]

Re: thongs

I think they were invented by lawyers and agents to find a legal way to show as much ass and crotch shots in non-official porn mags like Sports Illustrated or Time.

close- they were invented to get around public nudity laws on beaches

 

[Quasimodem]

. . . I hate the clove flavor but the passion fruit flavor is my fav. . . I don't care for straight peppermint oil . . . Gives a strong tingle to the skin but if more than two drops are used, it burns. The alcohol in those bottled extracts is something I'll never have a taste for either. . .

You should try maple syrup and cannabis.

If you ever get Orion to belt up and can make it here, cannabis is about to be decriminalized in Canada. Still illegal, like walking about the campsite openly chugging a bottle of Captain Morgan Deluxe, but only a fine.

With S. A. R. S. in Toronto, a Mad Cow in Alberta, and West Nile Mosquitoes tying to book accommodations in bush country, tourism here needs every angle it can get.

Your for being laid back while being laid.

Quasi.

 

[Guest]

Illicit thongs

close- they were invented to get around public nudity laws on beaches

Knicely Knaughty: I remember that now. But of course in the Puritanical states there are laws, especially in the midwest, that forbid thongs on beaches (and in the streets I presume).

Your godmother, Perdita

 

[SexyChele]

Man, I'd have to go along with oysters! They are quite possibly the most vile thing man has ever decided to try to put on a plate and digest! Had them raw, once, and was I shit-faced drunk at the time. I still remember the snot-like thing creeping down my throat, and thinking I was gonna upchuck at the oyster bar! A few years later, my boss raved about her hubby's oyster stew. He was from New England, and she swore to me that I would just love it - everyone did. Being adventurous, I gave it a shot. Holy mother of the ocean gods! BLEAH! People talk about sushi tasting "fishy"?? Oysters are even beyond that! No, no eroticism for me.

One thing for me? Toe/finger sucking. Finger sucking I'll put up with if my partner is really into it. But toe sucking? Yuk! Just what I want to see: my partner taking my foot, that has been sweating in my shoes at work all day, stuff part of it into his mouth, and then kiss me? Hell NO! Damn, get the shivers just thinking about it!

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Illicit thongs

Knicely Knaughty: I remember that now. But of course in the Puritanical states there are laws, especially in the midwest, that forbid thongs on beaches (and in the streets I presume).

Your godmother, Perdita

fortunately, I live in Ontario Canada, where the courts have decreed if it ain't a crime for MEN to go topless, it can't be for women either. So at most, its a breach of a local by-law.

Unfortunately, in my part of the country, its too chilly most of the year for topless to be an issue.

 

[sirhugs]

Man, I'd have to go along with oysters! They are quite possibly the most vile thing man has ever decided to try to put on a plate and digest! Had them raw, once, and was I shit-faced drunk at the time. I still remember the snot-like thing creeping down my throat, and thinking I was gonna upchuck at the oyster bar! A few years later, my boss raved about her hubby's oyster stew. He was from New England, and she swore to me that I would just love it - everyone did. Being adventurous, I gave it a shot. Holy mother of the ocean gods! BLEAH! People talk about sushi tasting "fishy"?? Oysters are even beyond that! No, no eroticism for me.

One thing for me? Toe/finger sucking. Finger sucking I'll put up with if my partner is really into it. But toe sucking? Yuk! Just what I want to see: my partner taking my foot, that has been sweating in my shoes at work all day, stuff part of it into his mouth, and then kiss me? Hell NO! Damn, get the shivers just thinking about it!

on the other hand, a nice bout of toe sucking AFTER the foot bath ( which I do)really works for me...I love licking there, working up the feets, the calves, the knees.....

 

[Guest]

finger sucking

well.. umm...

i really love finger sucking. i love to suck his fingers. love to have my fingers sucked.

never got south enough to the toe thing. there always seemed to be something more interesting on the way.

*Going right to sleep after sex for women. Totally non-erotic. Messy and great way to be knocked out of commission. That is when I know that I am reading fiction.

 

[sirhugs]

Re: finger sucking

well.. umm...

i really love finger sucking. i love to suck his fingers. love to have my fingers sucked.

never got south enough to the toe thing. there always seemed to be something more interesting on the way.

*Going right to sleep after sex for women. Totally non-erotic. Messy and great way to be knocked out of commission. That is when I know that I am reading fiction.

toe thing: that's why I start at that end

sex and sleep:

who finds that sex just makes them hornier?

 

[Guest]

Sex and sleep

sex and sleep:
who finds that sex just makes them hornier?

Me, me, pick me!

That's why in the end (haha) sex rates above caviar and oysters for me. One can overdo food and suffer, but sex... (as long as one is 'safe')

I can get full at a meal and have to wait til having more but not w/sex. Yes, women can get their fill of men's outcums but it always leaks out nicely (I love that feeling, the leaking).

Prurient Perdita

 

[Guest]

Re: Sex and sleep

Me, me, pick me!

That's why in the end (haha) sex rates above caviar and oysters for me. One can overdo food and suffer, but sex... (as long as one is 'safe')

I can get full at a meal and have to wait til having more but not w/sex. Yes, women can get their fill of men's outcums but it always leaks out nicely (I love that feeling, the leaking).

Prurient Perdita

I'm with you, Perdita, the more I get the more I want. It can be quite a delicious dilemma.

Leaking... yech.