Oh yes, this is DIVINE!

[Guest]

Minges?

Or half cut minges. What's that about? Gauche

Gauche, what are minges? See, that's the point of the UK/US thread. Enlighten me, por favor.

Perdita

 

[gauchecritic]

Purr,

A minge is what a girly has that a boy hasn't (not counting common sense) otherwise known as a 'front bottom'

Half cut refers to the practice of treating the area as if it were a male chin and shaving into Mohawk, Charlie Chaplin or Craig David type beards.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Holding my minge down

Wow, I had no idea. How poetic you Brits are. Can't wait to use the term in conversation.

gratefully, Purr

 

[Guest]

no goatees

I don't like goatees anywhere.

b

 

[gauchecritic]

Hi-jack

Hiya Bikini

Gauche

 

[Guest]

hi-gauche

hey, gauche!

sex in a hot tub

just don't get that one at all.. chlorine, yech!

b

 

[Quasimodem]

. . . sex in a hot tub . . . just don't get that one at all.. chlorine, yech! b

Don't forget your wet suit!

 

[gauchecritic]

Don't forget your wet suit!

Or your birthday suit.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Or your birthday suit.

My birthday suit got all frayed and saggy; looking for a good tailor, preferably a baritone. P

 

[Quasimodem]

The Mid-Length Goatee

I don't like goatees anywhere.

b

Ah hah!

But you MIGHT, if you were an old goat like me

 

[sirhugs]

My birthday suit got all frayed and saggy; looking for a good tailor, preferably a baritone. P

a few tucks, a little nip.....

 

[Guest]

a few tucks, a little nip.....

Not for me Sir; inside this old suit is a virgin kinkette in training, just need the right master's voice.

Impurrvious to ageism, Perdita

 

[sirhugs]

Not for me Sir; inside this old suit is a virgin kinkette in training, just need the right master's voice.

Impurrvious to ageism, Perdita

oh, all you need is a little lick, a tiiny caress....

 

[Guest]

oh, all you need is a little lick, a tiiny caress....

Thank you, Knaughty

 

[sirhugs]

Thank you, Knaughty

...followed by a playful swat across the bottom....

 

[Guest]

...followed by a playful swat across the bottom....

LOL! Who have you been talking to?

Purrrdita




edit: corrected national identity error.