StillStunned
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But then! A panda becomes possessed by a demon and goes on a sexual rampage! The other pandas don't know what's hit them. Or what's hitting them, if you prefer.…sigh...
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Every time I see the word “pandemonium”, my mind breaks it down into “panda” and “moan”, and the activity implied by the suffix. So, to me at least, the implication is vocal exotic bear sex. Considering that pandas have a rep for infrequent and unproductive intercourse when they deign to get around to it, “pandemonium” must be a very rare and poorly documented event by virtue of its rarity.
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Buckle up for the slowest, cuddliest orgy the world has ever seen!