daus42
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Maybe I shouldn't have done it, but I replied with a link to my last post. I think he likes it!
Always good to sign off with "licks"
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Always good to sign off with "licks"
vanillyicecream
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That's a new one alright - either on the internet or RL! LOL!
musicman1978
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This thread has been a blow to my asshat ego. I really need to up my game. 
Cumference
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This thread has been a blow to my asshat ego. I really need to up my game.
Maybe we need a how-to thread concerning "the ins and outs of quality asshatting"?
So much energy and band width is expended on un-inspired ashattery, that has no chance of success.
We can do better than that!
drinkz
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daus42
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An asshat forum might help in that regard.......newbie asshats, kinky asshats, brilliant asshats ect. You could achieve a certification so that people would know you're well trained. If you're gonna asshat you might as well be good at it!
I just spit my drink all over the screen. Holly Hell...
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daus42
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Didn't veiny fucksticks go out in the 80's?
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Here's a good one that I heard from a dating site: Hey baby, you musta been born in the toilet. Cuz you're da shit.
Ummm...I still have a denim jacket...
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I bet you secretly have a crush on whoever sent that. He sounds delightful. He's the kind of guy you'd like to meet and adore. I bet. Jussayin'.
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I'm guessing his hand?
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I doubt it. I bet you would lust after his veiny bangstick. <---- radio edit version
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Saucyminx
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That's a beaut. Wasn't fingabang a song by a boy band in Southpark? Not to mention the shout out to Lady Gaga:
Let's have some fun. This beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your veiny fuckstick
Some lucky girl is gonna get syphyllis from him someday. *sigh*
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Saucyminx
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Or the clap
or I suppose he could just be some psychosexually maladjusted almost virgin who likes to post as other people, usually with some sort of strange accent in a falsetto voice--but that is just wild conjecture--and meant with love.
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Lord Pmann
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Or the clap
or I suppose he could just be some psychosexually maladjusted almost virgin who likes to post as other people, usually with some sort of strange accent in a falsetto voice--but that is just wild conjecture--and meant with love.
I bet he's fucking awesome.
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daus42
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Has he been sufficiently reprimanded or is more flogging in order?
drinkz
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More flogging is ALWAYS in order.
And reward an asshat?
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hey
Just seen your pic. Double bonus your in the u.k. too 32
m oxford here.II'd love to smash the living shit out of
you in your mum and dads house.
Where u from what u on and what's your story?
No thanx
Virgin
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hey
Just seen your pic. Double bonus your in the u.k. too 32
m oxford here.II'd love to smash the living shit out of
you in your mum and dads house.
Where u from what u on and what's your story?
No thanx
whynotjustsayit
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Smashing ? is that some kind of new fetish activity ? LOL
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Smashing ? is that some kind of new fetish activity ? LOL
I don't plan on finding out lol
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