PM asshattery

[Eilan]

Smashing is just another word for fucking. Usually guys use it when they're talking to each other about the fuckability of a woman, e.g. "Would smash" or "Would not smash."

 

[mwmnpa]

Smashing is just another word for fucking. Usually guys use it when they're talking to each other about the fuckability of a woman, e.g. "Would smash" or "Would not smash."

Guess I'm showing my age, I never anyone use that term. "Hit it" is what we usually say, but not "smash it."

 

[Debbie920]

wanna have some fun?
i am a 51 male and still
cum at least once a day.
my stats:
6/3
230
6.5long
big round balls full of sperm
exhibionist with a camif you like to
see ejaculaion then i will cum for you
...................@yahoo.com

 

[Dreamscape12]

I post on some picture threads.. had this a couple of times in my inbox. Tried to be polite the first time... but yeah kind of random to get a single sentence like that.


" Cum Photos
Great photos..........would luv to do some clean up"

 

[GrrlFriday]

Mr Adlibs is back... Oddly enough, without an A-name this time.

Hey there how are you?

I'm [Name]..here's a bit about me:

I'm 6 ft and 178 and enjoy all kinds of fun, a former attorney and now an investor... I enjoy nudity seeing and being seen, erotic photography, reading erotic dirty stories and being naughty with my little girl, love to lick pussy and have my cock sucked, some sweet ass play and hard rough fucking.

If you are a girl who would like a little spanking, being adored, mentored by and can be obediant to your guy... I'd love to talk with you

I'd love to spoil you sweetie and tease and arouse my littler girl and then to take you... and make you mine

hope you'd enjoy chatting witth me to find out if we attract....would love to pm you on yahoo...

I'm on at [yahoo address] yim as well as chatting here...

[Name]

 

[drinkz]

Mr Adlibs is back... Oddly enough, without an A-name this time.

... I enjoy nudity seeing and being seen...

Translation: I'll be sending you a dick pic first thing.

 

[GrrlFriday]

Translation: I'll be sending you a dick pic first thing.

Yeah, but all the crap about obedience (really? before the first date?) makes me think that he'll be wanting me to get my kit off long before he graces me with a dick pic.

 

[drinkz]

Yeah, but all the crap about obedience (really? before the first date?) makes me think that he'll be wanting me to get my kit off long before he graces me with a dick pic.

He hopes the marvelous dick pic will make you obey.

I didn't realize it at first, but he's scrawny. I mean he's three inches taller than me and weighs a bit less, and no one has accused me of being big.

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

Mr Adlibs is back... Oddly enough, without an A-name this time.

Oh thank God this assclown hasn't PMed. Obedience is earned, not assumed

 

[NippleMuncher]

Interestingly, it isn't just you girls that get asshat PMs.

do u want to lick, suck, fuck and munch on my nipples

My response: I would have to see them to give you an adequate answer.


*crickets chirping*


WTF?!?!? You contacted me, this is the best you've got to offer?

 

[MsLead]

 

[Cumference]

classic asshat....in my box

Dear Not=my=name,

you were awesome on the phone and I really needed that ...u sexy beast.

me: wrong person perhaps?

him: oh shit!

me: you have to be careful when all the blood leaves your head.

him: true. but I really needed it.

me: save your excuses for wifey. I should post this on asshat....

him: oh fuck!

Yeah I don't do phone sex peeps!!

But is that asshatting?

To me it more sounds like "sending a PM to the wrong profile".
He is certainly not trying anything more, once you reply "wrong number".


It is not exactly the usual :

HI THERE SEXY WOMAN

im a bankmanager and have lot of mony and want to do kinky things to you

i want U on the knees, sucking my twelv foot cock!

pls send me a nekkid pictere

 

[drinkz]

Hey NightL, whine much?

 

[drinkz]

Hey NightL, whine much?

 

[Cumference]

She sends asshat PMs too. One of the Munky alts posted one where she was accusing it of being dropped on its head. Screen shot and all. Apparently the moderator removed it because it's not there this morning.

Aaaaah!
Duelling Asshats
(Where did I put my banjo?)

 

[drinkz]

Hey NightL, whine much?

 

[Emerson40]

It is not exactly the usual :

HI THERE SEXY WOMAN

im a bankmanager and have lot of mony and want to do kinky things to you

i want U on the knees, sucking my twelv foot cock!

pls send me a nekkid pictere

Does this not have any mention of the millions you'll share in if you help him transfer money out of Nigeria?

Did he at least ask you to send "nekkid pictere" via Western Union?

 

[bailadora]

Interestingly enough, since stealing Query's "Your orgasm is not my problem" quip for my sig line, the number of asshat messages I've gotten has dropped practically to zero!

Not sure if it's the message or the fact that when I'm here, I'm usually invisible, but whatever! It's working (*knock wood*), and I'm pretty happy about it!

 

[drinkz]

Hey NightL, whine much?

 

[silverwhisper]

bail, are you sure you really wanna "knock wood" when you say something like that?

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

Interestingly enough, since stealing Query's "Your orgasm is not my problem" quip for my sig line, the number of asshat messages I've gotten has dropped practically to zero!

Not sure if it's the message or the fact that when I'm here, I'm usually invisible, but whatever! It's working (*knock wood*), and I'm pretty happy about it!

My number of asshat pms has dropped dramatically since using invisible mode so it may be that. It really is kinda lovely.

 

[Eilan]

My number of asshat pms has dropped dramatically since using invisible mode so it may be that. It really is kinda lovely.

My number of asshat PMs disappeared completely when I limited PMs to friends and mods.

 

[Saucyminx]

My number of asshat PMs disappeared completely when I limited PMs to friends and mods.

Every time I see teabagging for Jesus, I have to laugh.

That would be the most effective--but I don't mind new people PM-ing me. It's just the "Hi there, show me your tits" or "look at my enormous cock " or "hey I'm alone, why don't you make me cum" pm-s that get on my nerves.

I do miss the mad lib ones though. Some of those were hilarious.

 

[drinkz]

Hey NightL, whine much?

 

[Que]

...returning your regularly scheduled asshats..