Porn pet peeves!

Women naked but for a bra, and instead of taking it off her tits are then just hooked out of it. Just take the bloody thing off, already! And, of course, guys in socks.

Or the pulled aside panties. Guy has to keep his hand on them!
 
Another one. She is restrained and she struggles for 5-10 min. Why? I don't want to see that. One was was poorly tied to a flimsy chair. She struggled so much I thought she would tip over backwards and knock herself out.
 
I agree with almost all of these. I really hate when right in the middle the name-calling starts. “Oh, you fucking dirty whore” etc. instant turn off.
 
I am not a fan of fake boobs, especially the ridiculously large ones.
Yeah, I get why the women do it. I think natural boobs look so much better.

Katy
 
This is probably minor, but I hate it when a woman is wearing stockings or pantyhose and they are torn.

I can see where they might shred during the video taping, but jeesh people, they are like $4: go put on a new pair and continue forth.
 
Couples who stop fucking because the porn there watching has stopped and then spending ages finding something they both like , then starting again .
 
No particular order:

tattoos- just really don't care for them

Why do so many amateur pornstars- who know they will be filming in their bedroom- have shitty looking and or/messy bedrooms?

finding out your new favorite cute star has done bbc porn.

Not a fan of the mess.
 
This is probably minor, but I hate it when a woman is wearing stockings or pantyhose and they are torn.

I can see where they might shred during the video taping, but jeesh people, they are like $4: go put on a new pair and continue forth.

Yeah. Or a sock with a hole in the toe,
 
One thing that will make my pussy go drier than the Sahara desert for some reason is seeing a man or woman wearing socks while having sex. I mean you could get totally nude except for the socks? That and as an earlier poster stated, chipped fingernail polish. Not a fan of heels in bed either. May look sexy but having tried it , not practical
 
I don’t know if these are still even made. But I remember those professionally shot “Watching the wife getting fucked” type series. The producer/host interviews a supposed married couple. Then another man is introduced. Then the husband watches as this guy screws his wife. This is an amazing premise. But it’s obvious the couple isn’t really married. He’s an older guy pushing middle age while it’s blatantly obvious she’s a porn star! As is the other guy.

I would have much preferred finding a real couple. Where the husband has the fetish/desire of seeing his wife with other men!
 
In no particular order:
1. Too many tattoos, or tattoos that are too large. Small and tasteful is one thing, have almost every available square inch of skin covered is something else.
2. Music. Background music is OK, but having nothing but music playing over the action is too much. Especially if it is rap or EDM.
3. The amateur vids that are obviously not amateur. The title say something like "Amateur Girl Fucked at Party", then the camera is moving around to get the best angles and there are camera flashes going off.

There are more that I have, but those are the big ones for me.
 
I don’t know if these are still even made. But I remember those professionally shot “Watching the wife getting fucked” type series. The producer/host interviews a supposed married couple. Then another man is introduced. Then the husband watches as this guy screws his wife. This is an amazing premise. But it’s obvious the couple isn’t really married. He’s an older guy pushing middle age while it’s blatantly obvious she’s a porn star! As is the other guy.

I would have much preferred finding a real couple. Where the husband has the fetish/desire of seeing his wife with other men!

I remember those, only tried watching a couple before I came to the same conclusion. Give me real, everyday people anytime.
 
too many close ups. I would like to see some long shots of the ppl and soak in the moment rather than just seeing a dick go in and out of a vagina
 
too many close ups. I would like to see some long shots of the ppl and soak in the moment rather than just seeing a dick go in and out of a vagina
I agree with you, I enjoy closeups, but also want to see naked writhing bodies and facial expressions to be fully aroused.
 
Captions!

Relating to still images or GIFs -- Turned off by captions that are baked in (embedded in) the image. If the image is worth viewing, it should tell its story without the prompting of captions.
 
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