~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[UsuallyPresent]

His porn masterpiece involves bubbles. Not Bubbles, just bubbles.

 

[EctoJohn]

Only takes showers for the enjoyment of being naked.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Only takes showers for the enjoyment of being naked.

Wears his buster coverall at ALL times. "Open de flap, Stimpy!"

 

[Pad_Foot]

“Usually Present” is exactly what one who is consistently absent would say when confronted with their delinquency.

 

[snexxer]

They are an antithetical ninja.

 

[Coyote100]

He likes to imagine that he is the stuffed animal in his avatar.

 

[Him15]

He is actually the native American trickster god of the same name

 

[snexxer]

They are a 24 year old who is a surgeon, an admiral in the US navy, and a submariner. She also worked in the big Starbucks hq in Seattle, designing drinks and invented the shaken espresso. They have two cars, one of which is a Tesla, owns multiple properties around the world, speaks at least seven languages and has lived in any country you care to name. They cannot, however, work a toaster oven.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

His porn masterpiece involves bubbles. Not Bubbles, just bubbles.

He's forever blowing bubbles

 

[fakingadulthood]

Whenever she gets a cut the band aid ends up sparkly as hell

 

[Him15]

Is super good at adulthood

 

[Sexydrana]

Holds the most “I’m a #1 adult participation trophies” record in the world currently.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Tried marketing Sexydrano for unclogging sinks but it was just regular drano in a bottle that looks like her Mrs Buttersworth style

 

[SimonSex]

Is convinced that Cream of Wheat is a dairy product

 

[EctoJohn]

Told his first girlfriend, "Medusa looked at me and I started to turn to stone there. Help me fix it!"

 

[MrPimms]

Fences in the nude

 

[SimonSex]

Is the reigning beer pong champion of the county

 

[MrPimms]

Plays beer pong with table tennis bats.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Has 22 children all named MrPimms Junior

 

[EctoJohn]

Is a writer of multiple George Foreman x Muhammad Ali erotic fiction short stories.

 

[SimonSex]

DJ’s at the senior living center on Wednesday evenings.

 

[Baddad2004]

Not natty

 

[fakingadulthood]

Has been an exemplary dad every year except 2004

 

[Him15]

Is not 3 children in a trench coat

 

[SusanHoward]

Doesn’t like Dickens.