Jada59
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Isn't he considered a rake?
Wouldn't that be better than a hoe?
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Isn't he considered a rake?
Wouldn't that be better than a hoe?
Should we rate all the tools in terms of usefulness for sexual innuendos?
10. Hoe
9. Rake
8. Hammer
7. Awl
6. Riding lawnmower
5. Battery charger
4. Screwdriver
3. Clamp
2. Vice grips
1. Hose
Why would I want to use any of those when I have a 'real' man?
Dos he have vice grips?
What color are they?
Is "vice grips" an innuendo for the locking of one's mouth around certain private areas?
I don't know, tell me?
How can he tell you if his lips are locked?
Didn't you unlock them?
Where's the key?
Can you believe that I forgot where I put it?
I thought you always put it under the back right corner of the mat, isn’t that where you showed me it was?
Why are YOU privy to such information?
Do you know his ID?
(that's why)
What is that supposed to mean?
He's privy to such information because his (ID) name is Andrew (with the) long cock, is it not?
What privileges does your ID give you?
Do you want to know about the information privileges, or the privileges that come from how long it is?
Can I get the whole Monty?
Who is Monty?
Do you want the Full Monty, like in this movie?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119164/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Would you give it to me?