Jada59
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Is "cucumber" a metaphor for Penis?
Is it the burpless kind?
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Is "cucumber" a metaphor for Penis?
Is it the burpless kind?
Is there really such a thing?
How come my penis doesn't burp?
Is it supposed to?
Doesn't everybody's?
What if I don't have a penis?
What if I give you my penis?
Is there like, a new kind of velcro for that?
If there is; do they sell it at the fabric store?
Did you check Amazon?
The river?
Is it the one in the Bronx?
Isn't that the zoo?
Yes there is, didn't you know they deliver right to your doorstep?
Huh? The animals at the zoo do the deliveries?
Are you afraid of wild animals?
Would it be the same if I said I was scared of Eric Burdon and the Animals?
Are you worried, like him, that you might be misunderstood?
Shouldn't I be more worried of the House of the Rising Sun?
Wouldn't it just be better to get outta this place?
I dunno but I'm sure there's a better life for you and me?