Rate Your VD

[raphy]

The kid had recently gotten $100 for his birthday and wanted a Game Cube. And he was all about that.

GameCube + Mario Kart: Double Dash and you'll never need to play another multiplayer computer game ever again.

Honestly.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

On the other hand, screw the insensitive bastard.

That's what I'm whining about - I can't!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It's not that they want to displease, it's that they simply don't comprehend the significance of the thing. It's something they see other people making a fuss about, but they tune it out for the same reason I tune out baseball season.

Neglecting the day doesn't mean he feels less for you, only that Valentine's Day is the ultimate chick thing: a complicated ceremony conducted in a foreign language.



On the other hand, screw the insensitive bastard.

I see the merit of the first option, but I'm choosing option B!

~lucky

as for the foreign language part goes, it wasn't so foreign when he was trying to get my pants off the first time...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of cards... you need:

A Heart to love him,
A Diamond to marry him,
A Club to smash his freakin' head in, and
A Spade to bury the bastard


My deck is missing the club and the spade...anyone got one I can borrow?

~lucky

 

[Svenskaflicka]

There are more... satisfying ways of revenging on a man, than to kill him.

Like... letting him live along, long life.

In pain.

 

[destinie21]

There are more... satisfying ways of revenging on a man, than to kill him.

Like... letting him live along, long life.

In pain.

I've always liked your style

 

[pop_54]

Hmmm

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of cards... you need:

A Heart to love him,
A Diamond to marry him,
A Club to smash his freakin' head in, and
A Spade to bury the bastard


My deck is missing the club and the spade...anyone got one I can borrow?

~lucky

That's a bit strong young lady isn't it (Wrapping them as we speak, be in the post tomorrow)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Does my bitterness shine throw?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Hmmm

That's a bit strong young lady isn't it (Wrapping them as we speak, be in the post tomorrow)

Thanks Pop...knew I could count on you!

Am over gambling with a partial deck

LOL! J/K but I do think it's time to shuffle at the very least...

~lucky

 

[destinie21]

Re: Re: Hmmm

Thanks Pop...knew I could count on you!

Am over gambling with a partial deck

LOL! J/K but I do think it's time to shuffle at the very least...

~lucky

remember one thing, Always keep an ace in the hole

 

[NoJo]

My VD: Spent, mainly with SO.

She had period, ratty. J gave her a card with a poem that made her cry (in a good way).

I bought her a mini backpack, she gave me a sexy pic of herself

She got rid of kids

Took her for Italian meal in intimate restasurant

We had pink strawberry champagne

J flirts with dyke waitress, good friend of J

Dyke waitress pours glitter hearts down SO's cleavage

SO flirts with waitress

J gets to pick glitter out

J drunk, SO drives him home

Total score, 9 out of ten on the fun scale.

I wish I were allowed to post a pic of Mrs Sub Joe: I'm a lucky guy.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Hmmm

remember one thing, Always keep an ace in the hole

But you're already married

~lucky

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Re: Hmmm

remember one thing, Always keep an ace in the hole

Des dear, would you please not make reference to singular items inserted in holes the mood I'm in tonight

 

[pop_54]

My VD: Spent, mainly with SO.

She had period, ratty. J gave her a card with a poem that made her cry (in a good way).

I bought her a mini backpack, she gave me a sexy pic of herself

She got rid of kids

Took her for Italian meal in intimate restasurant

We had pink strawberry champagne

J flirts with dyke waitress, good friend of J

Dyke waitress pours glitter hearts down SO's cleavage

SO flirts with waitress

J gets to pick glitter out

J drunk, SO drives him home

Total score, 9 out of ten on the fun scale.

I wish I were allowed to post a pic of Mrs Sub Joe: I'm a lucky guy.

Sounds like a fun evening Joe, you truly are a lucky guy.

 

[destinie21]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hmmm

Des dear, would you please not make reference to singular items inserted in holes the mood I'm in tonight

LOL are you implying that I was using innuendo.
I was using my mouth or in this case my fingers innocently

 

[NoJo]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hmmm

LOL are you implying that I was using innuendo.
I was using my mouth or in this case my fingers innocently

Destinie, make sure there's no peeping toms watching innuendo.

Apologies for the pun, ever so slightly inebriated as a newt.

 

[destinie21]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hmmm

Destinie, make sure there's no peeping toms watching innuendo.

Apologies for the pun, ever so slightly inebriated as a newt.

lol they don't have to peep we keep the shades up as I'm a bit of an exhibitionist

cheers

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hmmm

lol they don't have to peep we keep the shades up as I'm a bit of an exhibitionist

cheers

Wow!! Umm what was that address again now where are those bloody binoculars.

 

[NoJo]

Pop. I'm pissed. C'mere and give us a great big kiss, you old pirate. Or not. I'm not fussed.

 

[pop_54]

Pop. I'm pissed. C'mere and give us a great big kiss, you old pirate. Or not. I'm not fussed.

Ok love, drop your kecks.

 

[shereads]

I wouldn't mind so much if he had called me AT ALL since Thursday. Oh, wait - he didn't call last Thursday - I did!

I haven't seen him for almost a year.

That sucks.

 

[NoJo]

I can't, I'm round at my Mum's right now.

Sher, that was a reply to pop.

 

[pop_54]

I can't, I'm round at my Mum's right now.

Sher, that was a reply to pop.

Damn, they get so up tight about such things don't they.

Sher, that was a reply to joe

 

[shereads]

GameCube + Mario Kart: Double Dash and you'll never need to play another multiplayer computer game ever again.

You see, ladies, Raphy is kind enough to help me make my point.

Let's suppose that Valentine's Day is to women what GameCube is to men. I have absolutely no idea what Raphy is talking about here; if there were an international holiday called GameCube Day, I wouldn't be able to remember the date, just as I have no idea of the date of the SuperBowl or the World Series until the day of the event when there's suddenly nobody in the mall.

At that point, it would be too late to find out how to properly honor GameCube Day. The florist or the haberdasher or whoever would already have sold out of the fresh Mario Kart Double thingies, and only the week-old ones would be available, the ones that are already dropping their petals.

I would have insulted my partner without even knowing it. He'd be in tears when I got home from the office, and whenever I'd ask him, "What's wrong, honey?" he'd get that pouty-lip going and say, "Nothing! Everything is just fine." In bed, he'd move over to "his" side and make a point of not touching.

By the next day, I'd expect him to have gotten over whatever had him so upset. I'd get an uneasy feeling that all was not well when I discovered that he hadn't made coffee for the two of us. Knowing better than to complain, I might innocently ask, "Raphy, honey, where do we keep the coffee?"

That's when Raphy (sorry for using you as my example) would burst into tears and throw an object at me, which would turn out to be his old obsolete GameCube with Mario Single Dash. Then Raphy would run into the bedroom, slam the door and lock it.

Later, at the office, I'd hear one of the men crowing about the great gift his wife gave him for GameBoy Day. I'd feel wretched.

 

[NoJo]

I took her out for a Korean meal, then got too pissed to go home until I've sobered up a little. The black coffee isn't working. It's a four mile walk. I might get mugged in my state. So here I am round at me mums, playing on Lit.

Reminds me of Newman and Baddiel sketch where Newman goes round to his mums, stays in his old bedroom, has a wank, gets really into it, almost passes out, and then finds a cup of tea by his bed.