really chill people only

[gunforhire]

*snerk*

and we've got Jeff Dunham.... how do you go wrong with Achmed????

Not familiar with his works but a quick search shows he uses puppets

Still no way that could be as chill as Mr. Bean's hilarious hijinx

 

[Beth87]

possibly But southern is certainly sexier than Benny Hill

 

[funluvinaj]

Not familiar with his works but a quick search shows he uses puppets

Still no way that could be as chill as Mr. Bean's hilarious hijinx

hee hee

possibly But southern is certainly sexier than Benny Hill

southern gentleman yes, southern redneck, trailer park... ummm, i think i'd rather go celibate!!!

 

[Beth87]

LOL yeah..definitely meant southern gentleman!

I'm a dirty girl..but not that dirty

 

[funluvinaj]

LOL yeah..definitely meant southern gentleman!

I'm a dirty girl..but not that dirty

dirty only goes so far....

 

[daus42]

This site is hilarious and great example of maintaining your perspective. Keep it alive- its one of funniest on LIT and anyone upset by it should simply learn to laugh at themselves.

 

[daus42]

Are you implying that saying "get her done" in a long drawn out southern drawl is not as sophisticated as Benny Hill trying to mount some vixen?

Isn't that "Git Er Done" in the queens English?

 

[daus42]

Oh damn- i didn't apply to post through proper channels.

 

[gunforhire]

This site is hilarious and great example of maintaining your perspective. Keep it alive- its one of funniest on LIT and anyone upset by it should simply learn to laugh at themselves.

Thanks. The popularity of this thread is mind boggling to me. Post naked pics of myself and nobody notices. Play the fool while trying to be cool and the views keep racking up. And to think there are posters who thought it should die on page two

Oh damn- i didn't apply to post through proper channels.

This place has turned in to a chaotic free for all where rules are freely disregarded. Think Beirut...or Detroit.

I just feel bad for all the folk who spent hours on the lengthy application process.

 

[Beth87]

Hours..i spent days..days on mine

 

[daus42]

Thanks. The popularity of this thread is mind boggling to me. Post naked pics of myself and nobody notices. Play the fool while trying to be cool and the views keep racking up. And to think there are posters who thought it should die on page two



This place has turned in to a chaotic free for all where rules are freely disregarded. Think Beirut...or Detroit.

I just feel bad for all the folk who spent hours on the lengthy application process.

think line jumpers or illegal aliens....all those brits sneaking into the US, what to do?

 

[Beth87]

Be like us Brits with our immigrants..

Give me monies and new house please >.< Hate living in a country that is constantly bent over =/ Come feck us plz

 

[funluvinaj]

Hours..i spent days..days on mine

Days and multiple...copies!!!!

Did you have to do special favors for the host too Beth???? I'm not sure that GFH is really right in the head... well maybe...

Like Daus said.... it's alllll about perspective.

 

[Beth87]

Days and multiple...copies!!!!

Did you have to do special favors for the host too Beth???? I'm not sure that GFH is really right in the head... well maybe...

Like Daus said.... it's alllll about perspective.

Im still fulfilling my favour...

(GFH lets me borrow his laptop from my cage) call 999 <3

Lol definitely a perspective thing Hope you're okay AJ

 

[funluvinaj]

Im still fulfilling my favour...

(GFH lets me borrow his laptop from my cage) call 999 <3

Lol definitely a perspective thing Hope you're okay AJ

Oh I'm good... eeek... a bit worried about you in that cage thing though.... comfy enough? need me to sneak you anything in???

 

[Beth87]

Slightly sore..deep heat would be great right now Unless of course you have the key..then just free me please

 

[funluvinaj]

Slightly sore..deep heat would be great right now Unless of course you have the key..then just free me please

well maybe I can pick the lock before he gets back.... then we can plot...

 

[Beth87]

well maybe I can pick the lock before he gets back.... then we can plot...

excellent

 

[etoile_noir78]

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[wantonknowledge]

Just had to link something...

satire ftw.

additionally, san dimas high school football rules!

I read the above quote...and the whole thread thus far and just couldn't resist posting the link to Memorable quotes for Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure as the humor (or humour) seems to be in a similar vein



Back to lurking...I've got no invite, so best to move on

 

[Beth87]

Missy: Hi, Bill. Want a ride?
Bill: Sure, Missy.
[she draws a blank stare at Bill]
Bill: I mean, mom.
[she smiles and puts on her Ray-Bans]
Ted: [whispering to Bill] Your stepmom's cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!

I've never watched the film but this quote is ace

 

[gunforhire]

Hours..i spent days..days on mine

Days and multiple...copies!!!!

Did you have to do special favors for the host too Beth???? I'm not sure that GFH is really right in the head... well maybe...

Like Daus said.... it's alllll about perspective.

I will be the first to admit I'm not right in the head. What kind of twisted mind would spawn this shit hole of a thread. Even the Lhasa Apso is ashamed.

Plotting against the Thread Master is a good way to find yourself banned. First Warning

 

[gunforhire]

"Simpson eh? Well... I like the cut of your jib man"

Just read this thread and like Beth, it instantly appealed to my British sense of humour - most amusing!!

Maybe I need to move. Might cut down on those blank empty eyed stares next time I attempt to make a joke.

Damn Slack Jawed Yokels.

 

[gunforhire]

I read the above quote...and the whole thread thus far and just couldn't resist posting the link to Memorable quotes for Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure as the humor (or humour) seems to be in a similar vein



Back to lurking...I've got no invite, so best to move on

That went right over my head from the original post. I humbly extend an apology and an open invitation to Erigeron. He stumped the proverbial Sphinx.

And its h-u-m-o-r. adding the "u" is just the flavor of the month.

 

[Beth87]

I will be the first to admit I'm not right in the head. What kind of twisted mind would spawn this shit hole of a thread. Even the Lhasa Apso is ashamed.

Plotting against the Thread Master is a good way to find yourself banned. First Warning

What's the fun of being a ruler if there is no mutiny in the ranks?? Every great leader/tyrant has at least one.

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