Sex Sells

[hotwords229_A]

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/19/00/2E9543CF00000578-0-image-a-31_1447892648518.jpg

^^^those are nice headlights!

ETA: Daisy’s pic from previous page.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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The tattoo is a telltale sign that this isn’t vintage, but it is just sexiest enough to have been from a period in time.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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I always salute the flag

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Every single part of this is weird.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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I always wondered why rigor mortis sets in, now I know.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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We can all agree that these two guys are about to blow each other, right?

 

[hotwords229_A]

ENJOY COCK

Speaking of two guys blowing each other . . .

I can’t figure out if the Coke signs are intentional, if they read “cock” instead of “Coke” or if it was simply convenient set dressing for the shoot. Either way, Enjoy Coke . . . or cock!

 

[Daisy_Love]

This is priceless!!! Better start swallowing the vitamins so I can clean better

https://jeffreyhill.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d417153ef0120a6052f57970c-pi

 

[RickTango]

This is priceless!!! Better start swallowing the vitamins so I can clean better

https://jeffreyhill.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d417153ef0120a6052f57970c-pi

Read the subtext a little closer...she is taking the vitamins for after hour activities...lol..love it

 

[Daisy_Love]

Read the subtext a little closer...she is taking the vitamins for after hour activities...lol..love it

Haha it’s actually advertising cereal!!

 

[RickTango]

Haha it’s actually advertising cereal!!

Which was code word for selling sugar...
Lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don’t have the picture, but I worked at Disney some years back and I found this box of lightbulb made by Philips. They were from Philips in Denmark, I believe. The box had a naked girl on it. Not like a drawing. But an actual naked girl. I was so shocked to see such a reputable company using a naked girl to advertise a lightbulb.

Carry on with naked pics.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don’t have the picture, but I worked at Disney some years back and I found this box of lightbulb made by Philips. They were from Philips in Denmark, I believe. The box had a naked girl on it. Not like a drawing. But an actual naked girl. I was so shocked to see such a reputable company using a naked girl to advertise a lightbulb.

Carry on with naked pics.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/3e328b0e32cbf0c6a62df63ac0928776/47999388f4b3b829-1d/s640x960/6becddc5e384d50917476cb8160b66d42d51b20c.jpg

This one?

 

[Lord Pmann]

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This one?

No. It wasn’t a drawing. It was literally an Asian girl, topless from the waist up. Nipples and all. She wasn’t holding a lightbulb as I recall. She was just naked on the box.

I like that you had this handy, though. Have you saved all your sexy adverts over the years?

Cool thread idea.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Nothing destroys a woman’s panties like a guy with a big modem.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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[hotwords229_A]

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Personal favorite.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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I guess you have to respect a clothes company that only uses mostly naked models. If this doesn’t prove that sex sells then nothing does.

 

[Daisy_Love]

^^^^^ he could sell me anything haha!!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

^^^^^ he could sell me anything haha!!!

Except body hair!

 

[hotwords229_A]

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The only thing that matters is that her dress won't wrinkle so spray away Gentlemen.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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[hotwords229_A]

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I'm guessing this is some futuristic airport where you have to take off more than your shoes or else you get a beating.

But the real beating is in the price of the ticket, amirite!

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Everything about this one feels awkward to me. Although it's an important message, why are they doing this in a public shower, why was the naked one standing there without the water on, why is the other one wearing a towel? And there's no mention at all of the dangers of athlete's foot.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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