Sex Sells

[hotwords229_A]

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[hotwords229_A]

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Is he holding a gun? Is he going to kill her if she serves him the wrong beer? Why is that car so phallic? Stay tuned . . .

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Mmmm, Milkbone.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Jedi Blowjob Practice?

 

[hotwords229_A]

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[hotwords229_A]

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The reason all guys are sex crazed perverts is because we were all trained to be by comic book ads when we were kids.

True story.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Yeah, she fucked him.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Nothing's more fun than a girl who likes to play with your dick.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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This one is awkward, but seeing her boobs makes up for it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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I debated if I should have even posted this one.
It's dangerously sexy.
You can almost hear all the panties being doused across the globe.

 

[Bitesback]

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This is literally an ad for toilet paper!

Probably would work better as an underwear ad.

Is this behind the rush to stockpile toilet paper?

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/19/00/2E9543CF00000578-0-image-a-31_1447892648518.jpg

And hand cleanser?

https://66.media.tumblr.com/44f88eb01313aeec452065aa6867ef09/41737ac07b9cf45f-65/s500x750/239d0915376d331619ada18b8cd4f3ffdf9727ea.jpg

Personal favorite.

I nearly choked when I saw this (on my tea, unfortunately)

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Everything about this one feels awkward to me. Although it's an important message, why are they doing this in a public shower, why was the naked one standing there without the water on, why is the other one wearing a towel? And there's no mention at all of the dangers of athlete's foot.

Public showers, for men...notorious for anonymous hook-ups. Protection is important, thongs would prevent that pesky athletes foot.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/2d816729acac4a14db21c467a44f0c68/998091e5381f4d81-f9/s540x810/3de5b6df081e8aa9ac986579df6e667cc545e9e7.jpg

I cannot believe that ad is real. No, just no.

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I debated if I should have even posted this one.
It's dangerously sexy.
You can almost hear all the panties being doused across the globe.

Speak for yourself, what woman doesn't long to use a hook to catch a man. Crochet away I say.

Fantastic thread idea and excellent finds.

 

[hotwords229_A]

BitesBack, your positive review could put hair on my chest!

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[DarkSimian]

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The reason all guys are sex crazed perverts is because we were all trained to be by comic book ads when we were kids.

True story.

But did you ever buy any? I did, and it was a total rip-off. I learned a valuable lesson about letter writing, and I did get my money back #truestory

 

[hotwords229_A]

But did you ever buy any? I did, and it was a total rip-off. I learned a valuable lesson about letter writing, and I did get my money back #truestory

Nope, but I tried to talk an adult into letting me buy them. They wouldn’t. They had the stamps.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I always loved these amplifiers.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6b/a3/6b/6ba36ba1ae476db3d1056c3b580839d0.jpg

 

[AbsintheFather]

This was a great one

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/sHoAAOxyyghQ73j3/s-l400.jpg

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

This was a great one

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/sHoAAOxyyghQ73j3/s-l400.jpg

I remember that, and it reminded me of this....

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/IpwAAOSwqu9U-1vd/s-l300.jpg

 

[AbsintheFather]

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/IpwAAOSwqu9U-1vd/s-l300.jpg

Beer and sex go together, who'd a thunk it?

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Beer and sex go together, who'd a thunk it?

Man, you're GENIUS!!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Whiskey and sex too.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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I’m not sure that underwear is the only thing being sold here.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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[hotwords229_A]

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I still haven’t found Pmann’s naked lightbulb girl, but apparently naked women and lightbulbs go together like battery cables and yogurt! Which is to say, they have nothing in common and yet they’re together for no reason.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Sucking on a popsicle from a snowman just seems a little . . . uncomfortable.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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So I guess this ad is telling us that even though that guy chainsaw massacred 17 people on submarine he will be let off by the jury because she has a hot rack?