Sex Sells

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Sometimes sex doesn’t sell.

 

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Looks like the guy in the background is saying “you’re right”. *hangs head*

 

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That’s the same thing that would happen to me if she tugged my tab.

 

[Lord Pmann]

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That’s the same thing that would happen to me if she tugged my tab.

Oh I see... like your dick is the tab!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh I see... like your dick is the tab!

It’s nice having friends who get me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I get you. Totally.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh I see... like your dick is the tab!

I tried really hard to say something clever about how it’s not a Tab it’s a Pepsi. Then I zoomed in and realized it was a Pabst Blue Ribbon.

So I gave up. It’s still bothering me that I couldn’t make that work.

 

[Lord Pmann]

“I’d explode everywhere if she tugged on my ribbon like that”

“I wonder if she put my ribbon in her mouth if she could tie it in a bow”

“I wish I could say she blew my ribbon”

“I’d like to spank her Pabst”

In any event, she’s really quite pretty. Very attractive.

 

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“I’d explode everywhere if she tugged on my ribbon like that”

“I wonder if she put my ribbon in her mouth if she could tie it in a bow”

“I wish I could say she blew my ribbon”

“I’d like to spank her Pabst”

In any event, she’s really quite pretty. Very attractive.

I like that I can see a lot of her boobs.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I like that I can see a lot of her boobs.

It’s almost as if the cameraman meant to get them in the shot. Like, when they filmed it, the director said, “Dammit! The boobs are in the shot. We have to reshoot.”

Then the producer was like, “Wait, what if we... left them in!”

The direct said, “Dammit, Harvey! Brilliant idea.”

 

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It’s almost as if the cameraman meant to get them in the shot. Like, when they filmed it, the director said, “Dammit! The boobs are in the shot. We have to reshoot.”

Then the producer was like, “Wait, what if we... left them in!”

The direct said, “Dammit, Harvey! Brilliant idea.”

And on that day, marketing was born.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I pray you got my Weinstein reference. It was brilliant.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I pray you got my Weinstein reference. It was brilliant.

Oh man, I totally missed it! I’m off my game.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I feel like we’ve made this thread pop tonight.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I feel like we’ve made this thread pop tonight.

And we owe it all to beer boob girl.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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No comment.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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I love that you plug it into the wall AND put it in your mouth. Awesome!

 

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Is that guy the Before or After guy? Either way, no thanks!

 

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They’re BURSTING with flavor!

 

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If newspapers carried these kind of coupons print would not be dead.

 

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There’s a thing called subtly and this ain’t it!

 

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This is an ad for trying bi-sexuality, right?
She wants to watch him suck a dick, right?
This isn’t about soda at all!
Even the soda that says “You like it” looks like an erection!

Sub-liminal advertising?

 

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I never considered visiting Montana before.
Before now, I mean.