Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

My emojis are broken today outside of "like"

Ever had rice with butter, cream, and nutmeg? Yummmmm

Yes!! Add eggs and you have pudding.

 

[Great_Scot]

I automatically assume if any hot woman talks to me flirtatiously she wants something and I'm not going to like it.

Fun to find out. Even just for a few minutes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

My dad used to put shreds so you actually bit into a piece of carrot. Also, walnuts and crushed pineapple. It was completely different from a pumpkin cake. I understand that isn't usually the way carrot cake is made though.

Spice cake is pumpkin cake without pumpkin.

Pineapple?!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok but what kind of psychopath is stacking their candy corn??

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SWR101]

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Ok but what kind of psychopath is stacking their candy corn??

Seriously, that person has bodies hidden somewhere…

 

[SWR101]

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Thanks, now I’ll be self conscious each time o wear sweats or gym shorts…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Thanks, now I’ll be self conscious each time o wear sweats or gym shorts…

You don’t want women oogling your dick?

 

[Qky75]

Stuck watching tv in the tire shop:

Morning show guest: you need to be eating better and stop drinking...

Interviewers: ohhhh no we are out of time...

 

[SWR101]

You don’t want women oogling your dick?

Sure, but now I’m aware of it…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Stuck watching tv in the tire shop:

Morning show guest: you need to be eating better and stop drinking...

Interviewers: ohhhh no we are out of time...

I feel like it’s so funny that there is so much discussion still on healthy eating habits and alcohol consumption…

Like … we ALL know we should eat healthy and drink less …

But like… have you lived in this modern world? Where NOTHING is affordable and there is someone running for PRESIDENT who thinks people are eating cats and dogs and are aborting babies at 9 months.

LET US HAVE THAT CHOCOLATE AND BOOZE … ITS ALL WE FUCKING HAVE!!!


at this point I’d rather self soothe with yummy food and edibles and die young ng than live LONG by eating healthy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I inherited my grandfather's tools, including multiple peanut butter jars full of screws separated by size and type. I have neither added to nor used any of them, and just buy new ones and leave them in the little packs to fall on the floor.

 

[Qky75]

Sure, but now I’m aware of it

 

[Wand3rlust]

Stupid people ruin everything!


Is it bad that I assumed Stephen Hawking was American until I saw The Theory of Everything? His chair doesn’t have an English accent


*Le sigh* If only a new Litster would come along and give us a definitive answer to the question that’s been burning for 5590 pages: what the best day to fuck is!

Today.

 

[Wand3rlust]

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I have WAY more shoes.

 

[lavendersilk]

Is it bad that I assumed Stephen Hawking was American until I saw The Theory of Everything? His chair doesn’t have an English accent

No. He wanted people to think he was American. It's a compliment. They cut that scene out of the movie.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Ok but what kind of psychopath is stacking their candy corn??

This is only acceptable as haunted house decor

 

[Qky75]

I feel like it’s so funny that there is so much discussion still on healthy eating habits and alcohol consumption…

Like … we ALL know we should eat healthy and drink less …

But like… have you lived in this modern world? Where NOTHING is affordable and there is someone running for PRESIDENT who thinks people are eating cats and dogs and are aborting babies at 9 months.

LET US HAVE THAT CHOCOLATE AND BOOZE … ITS ALL WE FUCKING HAVE!!!


at this point I’d rather self soothe with yummy food and edibles and die young ng than live LONG by eating healthy.

That's why they're ADULT decisions. Death is unavoidable. How I deal with life thrown at me is my decision. The question we have to answer inside ourselves is can I live with the consequences. Like thanks chief for the information; you can say I told you so at my funeral if it helps you sleep at night.

 

[MindYaBitness]

My dad used to put shreds so you actually bit into a piece of carrot. Also, walnuts and crushed pineapple. It was completely different from a pumpkin cake. I understand that isn't usually the way carrot cake is made though.

Spice cake is pumpkin cake without pumpkin.

Yep, that's how my grandma makes it

 

[MindYaBitness]

Cloves can be overpowering, but just a hint is perfect. I put a crap ton of nutmeg though. Love that shit.

You lost me at nutmeg

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have WAY more shoes.

I have four pairs of shoes. A pair of vintage Chucks from when Converse still was not a subsidiary of Nike, inc, which I rarely wear. I have a pair of sneakers (or "trainers," to pre-translate). I have one pair of black dress shoes. And I have one pair of boots for emergencies, Canada, and semi-nude shots trying to look like an arborist.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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At this point, I am alright with it.

 

[Qky75]

You lost me at nutmeg

People like her are why I only stick to cinnamon in food shared with others.

 

[Bry1313]

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So jealous