Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

We have Kinder Eggs, we don’t have Kinder Surprise Eggs

Uh huh. We don't have to call them different things.....

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do your eggs not have toys inside?

They're not allowed. In case they accidentally eat them.

 

[Bry1313]

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Ok but what kind of psychopath is stacking their candy corn??

What kind of psychopath buys candy corn?

 

[SWR101]

They're not allowed. In case they accidentally eat them.

Yep, American politicians admit they think our kids and parents are too stupid to realize there’s a toy inside before consuming the egg

 

[Bry1313]

Do your eggs not have toys inside?

No, people are dumb and would eat the toy (at least according to lawyers who get innocuous shit banned but sure we will let a 12 year old possess a g……stop it, wrong forum)

 

[Qky75]

Do your eggs not have toys inside?

No. But European kids don't have to be told not to eat laundry soap either so there's that

 

[Qky75]

No. But European kids don't have to be told not to eat laundry soap either so there's that

 

[vagrantx]

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A message from Tide's CEO: STOP EATING THE TIDE PODS!!
Why are you crying!??!

Fuck me I love Wennan Wee Wulligan

 

[Wand3rlust]

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Why? Just.... why?

 

[JackKingOff]

Why? Just.... why?

It’s better than perfume ???

Or now your wardrobes can smell delightful too!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hey look! Apple butter! No wonder she looks so distressed.

that is not apple butter. Maybe mint jelly

 

[Qky75]

A message from Tide's CEO: STOP EATING THE TIDE PODS!!
Why are you crying!??!

Fuck me I love Wennan Wee Wulligan

I'm dying. I think I've seen this before and it STILL kills

 

[vagrantx]

I'm dying.

Did you eat the pods!?

I think I've seen this before and it STILL kills

He's got a whole line-up of CEO spoofs and they're all as gutwrenchingly hilarious

 

[Qky75]

Did you eat the pods!?

That was a temptation for my children's generation. I still remember the taste of Dial bar soap after saying fuck in front of my mother....we learned. Just saying.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What kind of psychopath buys candy corn?

Uhm… @Indie ??

 

[Qky75]

Uhm… @Indie ??

Its tolerable mixed with dry roasted peanuts....those candy corn pumpkin things though? Put them next to the circus peanuts and peeps in the garbage.

 

[BrendaBear]

Uhm… @Indie ??

So... your saying having a magnificent butt makes one a psychopath?

 

[Qky75]

So... your saying having a magnificent butt makes one a psychopath?

Seeing one certainly turns me into a psychopath

 

[vagrantx]

I still remember the taste of Dial bar soap after saying fuck in front of my mother.

wait, what? that's an actual thing that happened to people? what the hell, lol!

 

[Qky75]

wait, what? that's an actual thing that happened to people? what the hell, lol!

Yes. It wasn't just a movie trope

 

[crazychemgirl]

Its tolerable mixed with dry roasted peanuts....those candy corn pumpkin things though? Put them next to the circus peanuts and peeps in the garbage.

I like circus peanuts lol


Also that’s the way @Indie eats them (candy corn) … with roasted peanuts

 

[lavendersilk]

wait, what? that's an actual thing that happened to people? what the hell, lol!

Well, my dad decided to give my brother a spoonful of liquid Dial handsoap for calling me a b. He threw up. Dad threw up. Never happened again.

 

[Qky75]

wait, what? that's an actual thing that happened to people? what the hell, lol!

https://voca.ro/14Y8mnf9VSqI

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/14Y8mnf9VSqI

Did she ever make you find a switch for a whoopin'?

 

[Qky75]

Did she ever make you find a switch for a whoopin'?

No. That was my father's role. Mom was a bit of an opportunist....spatula, hairbrush...you know...whatever was close by at hand.