Bry1313
Goal: Gold Aubergine
- Joined
- Apr 4, 2014
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This checks outI dunno. I quite enjoy basking in my superiority and smugness
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This checks outI dunno. I quite enjoy basking in my superiority and smugness
Too many shoes is not a thing. My spring-summer shoes are in my closet currently l, waiting to be put back in storage, because I've got two tubs of fall-winter shoes waiting to make an appearance. Plus, a third tub of knee high boots! Shoes are the best. They accent your outfit, but ne er make you look fat!I have WAY more shoes.
The correct answerToday.
Honey, this is 9/11... Friday the 13th is two days away.I just realized that this Friday is a Friday the 13th
Good morning, HandsomeGood night, love.
*camera shuts off*Stuck watching tv in the tire shop:
Morning show guest: you need to be eating better and stop drinking...
Interviewers: ohhhh no we are out of time...
What? Converse is a subsidiary of Nike?I have four pairs of shoes. A pair of vintage Chucks from when Converse still was not a subsidiary of Nike, inc, which I rarely wear. I have a pair of sneakers (or "trainers," to pre-translate). I have one pair of black dress shoes. And I have one pair of boots for emergencies, Canada, and semi-nude shots trying to look like an arborist.
Hey look! Apple butter! No wonder she looks so distressed.
Come with me for a walk in the dark....At this point, I am alright with it.
Bacon is also owned by Nike, and big pharma just bought out bourbonWhat? Converse is a subsidiary of Nike?
Wow. Great. Gosh, I'm so glad to find that out.
Where's my bacon and bourbon???
Why you gotta blow my cover like that. God dammit, we talked about this!
Bacon is also owned by Nike, and big pharma just bought out bourbon
Oh wait.... I have a hair appointment this afternoon. No shooting myself today.
Shoe shopping is always the right answerOh wait.... I have a hair appointment this afternoon. No shooting myself today.
Maybe I could go buy some more shoes...
That's good. Then you have lots of room for.. erm... someone else's shoes..I have four pairs of shoes. A pair of vintage Chucks from when Converse still was not a subsidiary of Nike, inc, which I rarely wear. I have a pair of sneakers (or "trainers," to pre-translate). I have one pair of black dress shoes. And I have one pair of boots for emergencies, Canada, and semi-nude shots trying to look like an arborist.
I have four pairs of shoes. A pair of vintage Chucks from when Converse still was not a subsidiary of Nike, inc, which I rarely wear. I have a pair of sneakers (or "trainers," to pre-translate). I have one pair of black dress shoes. And I have one pair of boots for emergencies, Canada, and semi-nude shots trying to look like an arborist.
Hmm..... how's the closet space?That's good. Then you have lots of room for.. erm... someone else's shoes..
That scent will always take me back to a specific time in high school and a specific friend.Sigh. I miss smoking cloves.
We have Kinder Eggs, we don’t have Kinder Surprise EggsI mean. It's why the US doesn't have kinder eggs ...
Do your eggs not have toys inside?We have Kinder Eggs, we don’t have Kinder Surprise Eggs