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I have WAY more shoes.
Too many shoes is not a thing. My spring-summer shoes are in my closet currently l, waiting to be put back in storage, because I've got two tubs of fall-winter shoes waiting to make an appearance. Plus, a third tub of knee high boots! Shoes are the best. They accent your outfit, but ne er make you look fat!
 
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I have four pairs of shoes. A pair of vintage Chucks from when Converse still was not a subsidiary of Nike, inc, which I rarely wear. I have a pair of sneakers (or "trainers," to pre-translate). I have one pair of black dress shoes. And I have one pair of boots for emergencies, Canada, and semi-nude shots trying to look like an arborist.
What? Converse is a subsidiary of Nike?

Wow. Great. Gosh, I'm so glad to find that out.

Where's my bacon and bourbon???
 
I was standing at my kitchen counter, preparing breakfast for my fur babies, and did something stupid.

And in my mind, I'm thinking "Brenda, how in the hell have you managed to survive all these years??"

And it hit me...

My useless revelation for the morning...

...that in spite of the fact that I was there, for every second of this shit show of a lifetime... and I have no idea how I survived. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
I have four pairs of shoes. A pair of vintage Chucks from when Converse still was not a subsidiary of Nike, inc, which I rarely wear. I have a pair of sneakers (or "trainers," to pre-translate). I have one pair of black dress shoes. And I have one pair of boots for emergencies, Canada, and semi-nude shots trying to look like an arborist.
That's good. Then you have lots of room for.. erm... someone else's shoes..
 
I have four pairs of shoes. A pair of vintage Chucks from when Converse still was not a subsidiary of Nike, inc, which I rarely wear. I have a pair of sneakers (or "trainers," to pre-translate). I have one pair of black dress shoes. And I have one pair of boots for emergencies, Canada, and semi-nude shots trying to look like an arborist.

That's good. Then you have lots of room for.. erm... someone else's shoes..
Hmm..... how's the closet space?
 
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