Sex & Shenanigans

[TigerLilly4U]

You were how old, again? 17, 18?

What the fuck are you talking about? This was last week.

 

[MindYaBitness]

What the fuck are you talking about? This was last week.

Hey Tiger, this you?

 

[TigerLilly4U]

I often fantasize about setting the sofa on fire when my inconsiderate slob of a roommate snores on it, but I think if I actually did murder someone, I’d dissolve the body in a vat of acid

Not an unfair reaction or solution. My fantasy that involve killing people...are usually longer, more drawn-out and more torturous...yeah liking candy corn is really one of the least worrisome things about me. If you ever need ideas let me know, my mind is a terrifying place.

 

[TigerLilly4U]

Hey Tiger, this you?

It's cute that you think I feel joy

 

[MindYaBitness]

It's cute that you think I feel joy

Hey, you felt joy at Beetlejuice, and because our kids were embarrassed...well, mine was at least

 

[MindYaBitness]

Not an unfair reaction or solution. My fantasy that involve killing people...are usually longer, more drawn-out and more torturous...yeah liking candy corn is really one of the least worrisome things about me. If you ever need ideas let me know, my mind is a terrifying place.

If they knew who you know, they'd think you were completely sane!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok, I've finally hot my house back from the teen takeover, so I'm going to try to sleep. Night @TigerLilly4U & @Kitty_so_frisky

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Not an unfair reaction or solution. My fantasy that involve killing people...are usually longer, more drawn-out and more torturous...yeah liking candy corn is really one of the least worrisome things about me. If you ever need ideas let me know, my mind is a terrifying place.

Well, I mentioned that he’s an inconsiderate slob, but didn’t mention the smell. Cleansing with fire really is the only logical solution, unfortunately.

 

[TigerLilly4U]

Hey, you felt joy at Beetlejuice, and because our kids were embarrassed...well, mine was at least

That's true...the Germans get me. I do feel joy in other's pain and discomfort.

 

[subdudeme13]

That's true...the Germans get me. I do feel joy in other's pain and discomfort.

Have you ever done fire play in a BDSM scene? It can be quite the thrill, at least for me. Of course I was the one tied down and set on fire.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

... What the fuck did I miss last night?

Good morning, everyone. I'm going to do my best today to stay away from any burning couches or vats of acid.

 

[BrendaBear]

... What the fuck did I miss last night?

Good morning, everyone. I'm going to do my best today to stay away from any burning couches or vats of acid.

Oh goody.. a different technique?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

... What the fuck did I miss last night?

Good morning, everyone. I'm going to do my best today to stay away from any burning couches or vats of acid.

Don’t worry, you’re generally on my good side (but your Sox, Pats and Celts can suck it )

 

[crazychemgirl]

... What the fuck did I miss last night?

Good morning, everyone. I'm going to do my best today to stay away from any burning couches or vats of acid.

Uhm … is this a concern in your line of work??

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I often fantasize about setting the sofa on fire when my inconsiderate slob of a roommate snores on it, but I think if I actually did murder someone, I’d dissolve the body in a vat of acid

Uhm … is this a concern in your line of work??

Apparently it’s my turn to make the menfolk afraid of being murdered today. Someone please inform my roommate, maybe he’ll actually clean up after himself today

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Qky75]

View attachment 2394647

Why not have a progressive dinner and roll into all 4 ?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just for @MindYaBitness

 

[Qky75]

That's true...the Germans get me. I do feel joy in other's pain and discomfort.

 

[lavendersilk]

View attachment 2394647

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t think any of those are options listed.

 

[crazychemgirl]

UK people please confirm !!

 

[BrendaBear]

View attachment 2394692

UK people please confirm !!

I love that you can clearly see a beautifully trimmed bush or hedge or whatever in there... because you might as well look marvelous when you poison someone.