Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

My dog. My 4-legged best friend...will sell me out for food. Sigh

 

[MindYaBitness]

Not me, I wasn't home-schooled lol. But I didn't have any hot teachers either.

No crushes on teachers, but I did have a few creeps. My honors chemistry teacher would sit on my desk and try to look down my shirt. He invited me to stay after class and show him how I braid my hair...

I had another teacher smack my butt once. He was one of the football coaches that got wrangled into teaching health. When I said not to ever touch me again, he apologized, said it was habit, that athletes smack eachothers butt's all of the time. Years later my spouse happened to work with the coach's son. His son said that it wasn't an accident, and his dad had been in trouble for making passes at girls he taught. Ew.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Man hornithology was a way better major than physics. I only got hot TA’s in my electives. Stupid physics.

But physics is applicable everywhere! Hornithology only gets you so far. Back to the nest if you're lucky

 

[MindYaBitness]

But physics is applicable everywhere! Hornithology only gets you so far. Back to the nest if you're lucky

How to spot @deefalttwunnyfor at the bar

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

he apologized, said it was habit, that athletes smack eachothers butt's all of the time.

The logic here doesn't hold up at all. Is he openly admitting to smacking underage teenager's butts? That's kinda what it sounds like. Hey, FBI, yeah over here, track that guy down

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

How to spot @deefalttwunnyfor at the bar

Did you see her face light up? He's SO getting it in

 

[MindYaBitness]

The logic here doesn't hold up at all. Is he openly admitting to smacking underage teenager's butts? That's kinda what it sounds like. Hey, FBI, yeah over here, track that guy down

If the FBI got ecery teacher thar harassed me... they'd have five teachers

 

[MindYaBitness]

Did you see her face light up? He's SO getting it in

Yes, but is his nest a bower full of fancy rocks he's carefully curated? If not, she might fly the coop?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If the FBI got ecery teacher thar harassed me... they'd have teachers

Well now I'm just sad that you had to go through that. And here I thought this was the only place that you'd get routinely sexually harrassed at

 

[Qky75]

Yes, but is his nest a bower full of fancy rocks he's carefully curated? If not, she might fly the coop?

Why is this penguin hooker deja vous

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yes, but is his nest a bower full of fancy rocks he's carefully curated? If not, she might fly the coop?

Getting her back there is half the battle. She doesn't get the fancy rock until she's put in a LOT of time and effort

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well now I'm just sad that you had to go through that. And here I thought this was the only place that you'd get routinely sexually harrassed at

Lol, This is the only place I routinely invite objectification When you're shaped like a coke bottle, men of a certain age whose entire generation layed blame on how women dress/look and have never been told to control themselves, lose all sense! I'm glad those guys are dying off. Death: the ultimate cancel culture

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why is this penguin hooker deja vous

Getting her back there is half the battle. She doesn't get the fancy rock until she's put in a LOT of time and effort

Gentlemen, let us not forget that a successful bower bird stocks & fluffs the nest FIRST!

Dance, birdies, dance!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How to spot @deefalttwunnyfor at the bar

You two should get a room. Sheesh.

 

[morelikeasong]

Not me, I wasn't home-schooled lol. But I didn't have any hot teachers either.

Me neither. Not till college anyway. And even then they were grad assistants.

I had an incredibly sexy social & political philosophy professor in undergrad. I even went to office hours to flirt with him but he never bent me over his desk

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You two should get a room. Sheesh.

Wait not a room… a nest? A bower? What’s the proper terminology here?

 

[MindYaBitness]

You two should get a room. Sheesh.

Lol, I think you mean nest. Did you hear the one about the Eagle throuple...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I had an incredibly sexy social & political philosophy professor in undergrad. I even went to office hours to flirt with him but he never bent me over his desk

It’s sounds so much less sad when you say this then when I talk about my psych TA and the knowing look in the professors eye when she would periodically switch office hours

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I had an incredibly sexy social & political philosophy professor in undergrad. I even went to office hours to flirt with him but he never bent me over his desk

Did you wear an incredible low-cut top?

 

[BrendaBear]

You two should get a nest room. Sheesh.

Fixed it for you

 

[MindYaBitness]

I had an incredibly sexy social & political philosophy professor in undergrad. I even went to office hours to flirt with him but he never bent me over his desk

How rude. It's like he's never seen porn

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wait not a room… a nest? A bower? What’s the proper terminology here?

Depends on what kind of bird you're talking about, duhhhhhh

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lol, I think you mean nest. Did you hear the one about the Eagle throuple...

Are you spying on my place! Were hoping for the eagle throuple to start nesting!

 

[morelikeasong]

Did you wear an incredible low-cut top?

I did! Of course I did. I know what I’m working with lol

How rude. It's like he's never seen porn

Right?! I wanted this

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I did! Of course I did. I know what I’m working with lol


Right?! I wanted this

Ok, did you say 'I just can't understand this, I'll never get it! But I have to get an A in this class! Please, I'll do anything"