Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

Potato, sliced once, covered in olive oil, baked

Potato, sliced multiple times, covered in olive oil, baked.

Nothing similar. Apples and organs.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

As someone who lives VERY close to there…I can clearly state…that is not happening!

I know. I was teasing. If it wasn't complete lunacy it would be side spilttingly hilarious.

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[aussiegeekygal]

I mean, technically it’s not dead, it’s just evolved into modern French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Romanian and Catalan (and various other Romance languages)

Not to mention the backbone of catholicism

 

[morelikeasong]

Oh baby, tell me more about your mouth feel.

Warm, wet,

…oh, wait, were we talking about food?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Warm, wet,

…oh, wait, were we talking about food?

I can honestly say that I’ve never given fewer fucks in my life about what we WERE talking about .

 

[Bry1313]

I’d argue baking a potato (not twice baking, just regular baking) is one of the areas that a microwave is as good and arguably better than an oven because it does it in a fraction of the time

You would lose that argument

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’d argue baking a potato (not twice baking, just regular baking) is one of the areas that a microwave is as good and arguably better than an oven because it does it in a fraction of the time

You would lose that argument

Microwave is great if your baking just one, and don't care what the potato skin taste/texture is like. But, oven will always be superior!!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

The texture is different because of the cooking method.

Picture a potato like a kernel of corn.

Steam it, grill it, or boil it, the texture is more or less the same.

But let the outside dry out and THEN heat it up, and you have popcorn. The baked potato is the popcorn of potatoes. Lighter and fluffier because of the captured steam. And if you let it go too long, it WILL pop.

You're the sexy mother f***** when you talk food... Literally the best porn...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Microwave is great if your baking just one, and don't care what the potato skin taste/texture is like. But, oven will always be superior!!!!

Exactly!

I need a potato in my mouth in 10 minutes or less = microwave
I want to feed potatoes to people I actually care about (including myself) = oven or air fryer

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wait... I can use the air fryer? I just bought one a week or so ago.... it didn't occur to me I could use it to bake a potato...

Yes, an air fryer is just a small convection oven.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Warm, wet,

…oh, wait, were we talking about food?

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes, an air fryer is just a small convection oven.

Wait... I could use a convection oven?

*just kidding. I'm not a foodie and have no idea what that is.... and don't care either.

 

[SWR101]

Wait... I could use a convection oven?

*just kidding. I'm not a foodie and have no idea what that is.... and don't care either.

It’s an oven with a fan in it to move the air around to cook faster.

An air fryer is a compact one with the fan cranked to 11.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wait... I can use the air fryer? I just bought one a week or so ago.... it didn't occur to me I could use it to bake a potato...

Baby, you can bake cookies in those bad boys....
Also... Single serve pizzas ... Those deep dish tombstone ones.... (I think)
Omfg... Delicious IMO

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’d argue baking a potato (not twice baking, just regular baking) is one of the areas that a microwave is as good and arguably better than an oven because it does it in a fraction of the time

Also, olive oil and Saran wrapped .. with sea salt... You'll never know the difference

 

[LostHorizon]

Oh Lord… still on about fucking potatoes!?

 

[SWR101]

Oh Lord… still on about fucking potatoes!?

Welcome to Potatoes and Porn

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

 

[LostHorizon]

Welcome to Potatoes and Porn

Yes I see your point. This could go either way…

“fucking potatoes” or

“fucking” potatoes

And I have no doubt with the bazillions of porn clips out there, that somewhere in some remote corner of the interwebs, someone is fucking a potato and somewhere else people are getting off watching.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh Lord… still on about fucking potatoes!?

I don't think we're actually fucking the potatoes are we???
Maybe I missed something, sometimes I get distracted....

 

[Bry1313]

Oh Lord… still on about fucking potatoes!?

Yes, and I will talk about potatoes tomorrow and the day after that too, potatoes are that fucking awesome.

 

[LostHorizon]

I don't think we're actually fucking the potatoes are we???
Maybe I missed something, sometimes I get distracted....

See my other post above.

Just like all the other kinky shit that goes on in the world, one never knows if someone else has ever fucked a potato.

 

[Qky75]

Yes I see your point. This could go either way…

“fucking potatoes” or

“fucking” potatoes

And I have no doubt with the bazillions of porn clips out there, that somewhere in some remote corner of the interwebs, someone is fucking a potato and somewhere else people are getting off watching.

In fact...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes, and I will talk about potatoes tomorrow and the day after that too, potatoes are that fucking awesome.

We shall go on to the end, we shall bite in France,
we shall bite on the seas and oceans,
we shall bite with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall bite on the beaches,
we shall bite on the landing grounds,
we shall bite in the fields and in the streets,
we shall bite in the hills;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

In fact...

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Rule 34 always wins.