Sexually Explicit Poetry Challenge
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Here's an entry I channeled from Dispos-a-Girl, who speaks to me on occasion. Personally, I would never say this stuff myself, but she insisted.
Disposa Rides Again
Gimme that sex thing
Serve it up hot
Shove it up my O ring
Sanctify my G spot
Jerk my legs up high
Bang me up rough
Suck me till I'm bone dry
Slip me your good stuff
Sexy sap steamy soul
Sucky soft sticky sweet
Jimmy jam jelly roll
Sexsmellicious scented heat
Turn me over baby
Take it from behind
Slide it, ride it, deep inside it
Mesmerize and cauterize it
Jack it till you pulverize this
groovy movey grind
Disposa Rides Again
Gimme that sex thing
Serve it up hot
Shove it up my O ring
Sanctify my G spot
Jerk my legs up high
Bang me up rough
Suck me till I'm bone dry
Slip me your good stuff
Sexy sap steamy soul
Sucky soft sticky sweet
Jimmy jam jelly roll
Sexsmellicious scented heat
Turn me over baby
Take it from behind
Slide it, ride it, deep inside it
Mesmerize and cauterize it
Jack it till you pulverize this
groovy movey grind
Senna Jawa
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perfect combination
her dreamy eyes
and the scent between her thighs
(Don't go away for another two weeks
).
Regards,
her dreamy eyes
and the scent between her thighs
(Don't go away for another two weeks
).Regards,
Quasimodem
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I think I got all the instructions covered.
Is this what you had in mind?
The Dom
*******
I am a sadistic Dom!
You better submit, to me.
I've tied you in ropes so tight,
Don't care if you gotta pee.
I dressed you in leather garb,
Much tighter than is your skin;
Handcuffed and blindfolded you,
Thought: "Oh! What a lovely sin."
I spanked till your ass glowed bright,
With hand, paddle, whip and belt.
You cried in abject despair;
But, it wasn't as though I felt.
I entered you with sex toys,
Most certainly, with my dick!
Who says there's no such thing,
As ejaculants from a chick?
You came with a noisy cry.
I stiffled that with a rag.
Cried more, as you moaning came,
Duct tape, then became your gag.
I fucked you while you were tied.
Took you to SM affairs.
I passed you from friend to friend.
You came, like you didn't care.
For punishment, I use ropes,
To bind tightly, limb to limb;
Tied you up, into odd poses,
Not found in a Yogi's gym.
Your head's tied between your knees;
Your feet tied to breasts - unfree.
Your ass cheeks are ‘round your ears.
Oh, what a naughty me!
Quasi 06-02-2002
Then again, maybe I got too wrapped up in the instructions.
Is this what you had in mind?
The Dom
*******
I am a sadistic Dom!
You better submit, to me.
I've tied you in ropes so tight,
Don't care if you gotta pee.
I dressed you in leather garb,
Much tighter than is your skin;
Handcuffed and blindfolded you,
Thought: "Oh! What a lovely sin."
I spanked till your ass glowed bright,
With hand, paddle, whip and belt.
You cried in abject despair;
But, it wasn't as though I felt.
I entered you with sex toys,
Most certainly, with my dick!
Who says there's no such thing,
As ejaculants from a chick?
You came with a noisy cry.
I stiffled that with a rag.
Cried more, as you moaning came,
Duct tape, then became your gag.
I fucked you while you were tied.
Took you to SM affairs.
I passed you from friend to friend.
You came, like you didn't care.
For punishment, I use ropes,
To bind tightly, limb to limb;
Tied you up, into odd poses,
Not found in a Yogi's gym.
Your head's tied between your knees;
Your feet tied to breasts - unfree.
Your ass cheeks are ‘round your ears.
Oh, what a naughty me!
Quasi 06-02-2002
Then again, maybe I got too wrapped up in the instructions.
Lauren Hynde
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My Hot Wet Tight Pussy
Yay! I know some of you don't read all the threads gone silly in the board, so I decided to bring my pussy to a place I know will welcome it.
dedicated to WickedEve and Sweetwood, who put me up to this, I give you:
My Hot Wet Tight Pussy
by Lauren Hynde ©
pussy
hot heavy breath,
sweet fragrance
engulfs your senses
as you selfishly
inhale my warmth
and pant deep inside
my steamy
smouldering expectation
pussy
wet slippery lips,
liquid pleasure
for your slurping
as you slowly
slide inside me
and gently sip
my gliding dampness,
lick my dripping juice.
pussy
tightly gripping
willing prey
for you to tame
or tear apart
shove it up all the way
bang me rough
stretch all my being,
hammer me 'til I cum.
Yay! I know some of you don't read all the threads gone silly in the board, so I decided to bring my pussy to a place I know will welcome it.
dedicated to WickedEve and Sweetwood, who put me up to this, I give you:
My Hot Wet Tight Pussy
by Lauren Hynde ©
pussy
hot heavy breath,
sweet fragrance
engulfs your senses
as you selfishly
inhale my warmth
and pant deep inside
my steamy
smouldering expectation
pussy
wet slippery lips,
liquid pleasure
for your slurping
as you slowly
slide inside me
and gently sip
my gliding dampness,
lick my dripping juice.
pussy
tightly gripping
willing prey
for you to tame
or tear apart
shove it up all the way
bang me rough
stretch all my being,
hammer me 'til I cum.
WickedEve
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If Lauren is going to be spreading her pussy all over this board, then I'm going to bring Sweetwood's Dripping Pipe here. (a poem that will go no further than this board! lol)
Sweetwood's Dripping Pipe
I have my hands on Sweetwood's pipe.
It's been dripping since the big burst.
Down on my knees,
I screw it and bang it.
Down on my knees,
I sweat and swear.
Hey Sweetwood,
you checking out my ass crack?
I screw and bang some more.
Sweetwood's pipe keeps on dripping.
Sweetwood's Dripping Pipe
I have my hands on Sweetwood's pipe.
It's been dripping since the big burst.
Down on my knees,
I screw it and bang it.
Down on my knees,
I sweat and swear.
Hey Sweetwood,
you checking out my ass crack?
I screw and bang some more.
Sweetwood's pipe keeps on dripping.
JUDO
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bbbring! bbbring! bbbring(click)...
"Hel-looo, WickedEve's Plumbing Service. You have a leak? Where? In the basement? Is there any light? Oh, goody. Yes, yes...how about 3 today? Great...uh, what? Oh, uhm...well, that depends. Is it a big leak? Whoa, that big. Is it long? Uh, I mean...has it been leaking long? Is it leaking a lot? Is it tender just at the tip?(*snicker*) No, I'm kidding - just threw that in. Oh really, that bad, huh? You poor dear, I think I have just the tool for you. See you at 3! By-eee!"
(click)...
"Hel-looo, WickedEve's Plumbing Service. You have a leak? Where? In the basement? Is there any light? Oh, goody. Yes, yes...how about 3 today? Great...uh, what? Oh, uhm...well, that depends. Is it a big leak? Whoa, that big. Is it long? Uh, I mean...has it been leaking long? Is it leaking a lot? Is it tender just at the tip?(*snicker*) No, I'm kidding - just threw that in. Oh really, that bad, huh? You poor dear, I think I have just the tool for you. See you at 3! By-eee!"
(click)...
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Lauren Hynde
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Oh fuck!!!!
That must have been fun to write! Why didn't i think of that?
That must have been fun to write! Why didn't i think of that?
WickedEve
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!
What were you doing when you wrote this? (or who were you doing?)
There's only one way to punctuate fuck. Fuck!
Notice the phallic shape of the exclamation point?
Here's a threesome:
!o!
Or maybe it should be this way:
o!o
How about one on one:
!o
And of course:
!!
And we can't forget the orgy:
!oo!!o!!!
Punctuation is fun.
What were you doing when you wrote this? (or who were you doing?)
There's only one way to punctuate fuck. Fuck!
Notice the phallic shape of the exclamation point?
Here's a threesome:
!o!
Or maybe it should be this way:
o!o
How about one on one:
!o
And of course:
!!
And we can't forget the orgy:
!oo!!o!!!
Punctuation is fun.
JUDO
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Darling, you forgot one. The ever popular...oo.
And, yes, it was very fun to write. Even more fun to read out loud. I'm still laughing at it. I knew I had to write it quickly or else someone would.
We use that little expression to mean so many things. It occured to me that I could tell a story with it.
- Judo
And, yes, it was very fun to write. Even more fun to read out loud. I'm still laughing at it. I knew I had to write it quickly or else someone would.
We use that little expression to mean so many things. It occured to me that I could tell a story with it.
- Judo
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Senna Jawa
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Reminds me Donna Summers used to sing "love to love you baby".JUDO said:
Regards,
WickedEve
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For KDoggie
<---8
And this one is about to get some action:
O<---8
Oops, wife caught him cheating with the cheap O above:
<---
edited to change the B balls to 8 balls. Now they look less lop-sided. (yes, this was an important thing for me to take time to do!)
<---8
And this one is about to get some action:
O<---8
Oops, wife caught him cheating with the cheap O above:
<---
edited to change the B balls to 8 balls. Now they look less lop-sided. (yes, this was an important thing for me to take time to do!)
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My ass is open for business
Reading the last page of this thread, I couldn't help but notice, that the asshole is missing and obviously not open for business.
I needed the Goddess of Wet Pussy to take heart, and the Goddess of Ass Brushing to perform the sacrifice.
All I had to do was spread 'em: and the words kept tumbling out
So here it goes:
Open for business
He knelt, cowing before her prickly
And with hands determined
He spread those cheeks
As she stirred the suds softly
With a flair and a swing
She dipped white and hard
Bristles to capture the bubbles
To cleanse the interior
With a sigh (from her)
And a scream (from him)
The brush it entered
To the rim
He howled, she laughed
But all was well
Since the brush it cleaned
And made him ready for sale
This asshole is open for business
She whispered sweetly
After the hot brushing with the bottle brush
Sweetwood
Reading the last page of this thread, I couldn't help but notice, that the asshole is missing and obviously not open for business.
I needed the Goddess of Wet Pussy to take heart, and the Goddess of Ass Brushing to perform the sacrifice.
All I had to do was spread 'em: and the words kept tumbling out
So here it goes:
Open for business
He knelt, cowing before her prickly
And with hands determined
He spread those cheeks
As she stirred the suds softly
With a flair and a swing
She dipped white and hard
Bristles to capture the bubbles
To cleanse the interior
With a sigh (from her)
And a scream (from him)
The brush it entered
To the rim
He howled, she laughed
But all was well
Since the brush it cleaned
And made him ready for sale
This asshole is open for business
She whispered sweetly
After the hot brushing with the bottle brush
Sweetwood
S
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Slightly off topic, but since you started with the ansi art I'll share.
You've all seen "emoticons". The smileys. Here some translate into 3d images
these are along the same lines, but with sexual undertones
-: Smilie with an erection
8 - Female.
:-| 8( )- Pregnant Female.
:-( :- Impotent (Or let down).
-8 Blue balls.
;-) o===8 Braggart.
:-\ 8o After a cold shower.
;-) ===8 Circumcised.
8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain.
-^-: In need of some corrective surgery.
:-... Taking a leak.
:-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand.
:-{ -__-: After slamming the toilet seat.
:-o ^^: After zipping up fly too fast.
c=: Phallus
C===: XXL size
c=. Phallus of a Cyclop
=: Eunuch`s phallus
c=; ... with a crushed testicle
c=//=: Bobbit Phallus ...
c=#=: ... after operation.
c=:: four-engined
~: Child
,: powerless
|I| Frontside
|.| powerless in frontside
c=3 in abstinebce from a while
c=B clergyman
Pubis
yyyyyyyyyyyyy
8x Scissors
(8x) Bobbit`s wife
{y} Old pubis
[y] Military pubis
((Y)) Fat lady
(((Y))) Very fat lady
(..(Y)..) More fat isn`t possible
(x(Y)) x weigthed lady (in Kg)
(x) Gay
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
( . Y . ) Boobs!
( o Y o ) Bigger aureola
You've all seen "emoticons". The smileys. Here some translate into 3d images
these are along the same lines, but with sexual undertones
-: Smilie with an erection 8 - Female.:-| 8( )- Pregnant Female.
:-( :- Impotent (Or let down).
-8 Blue balls.;-) o===8 Braggart.
:-\ 8o After a cold shower.
;-) ===8 Circumcised.
8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain.
-^-: In need of some corrective surgery. :-... Taking a leak.:-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand.
:-{ -__-: After slamming the toilet seat.
:-o ^^: After zipping up fly too fast.
c=: Phallus
C===: XXL size
c=. Phallus of a Cyclop
=: Eunuch`s phallus
c=; ... with a crushed testicle
c=//=: Bobbit Phallus ...
c=#=: ... after operation.
c=:: four-engined
~: Child
,: powerless
|I| Frontside
|.| powerless in frontside
c=3 in abstinebce from a while
c=B clergyman
Pubisyyyyyyyyyyyyy
8x Scissors
(8x) Bobbit`s wife
{y} Old pubis
[y] Military pubis
((Y)) Fat lady
(((Y))) Very fat lady
(..(Y)..) More fat isn`t possible
(x(Y)) x weigthed lady (in Kg)
(x) Gay
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
( . Y . ) Boobs!
( o Y o ) Bigger aureola
JUDO
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Oh fuck! It's posted...Punctuate Me, Baby!.
S
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perky_baby said:
Exquisite, particularly for someone who hates to rhyme!
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