Sexually Explicit Poetry Challenge

Lauren.Hynde said:
I'm sure we'll see a shower of new sexually explicit poems in the next few days...
A shower of sexually explicit poems
All soaped up and slippery
Sliding seductively against each other
Sighing salaciously as they go down the drain
 
Here's an entry I channeled from Dispos-a-Girl, who speaks to me on occasion. Personally, I would never say this stuff myself, but she insisted.

Disposa Rides Again

Gimme that sex thing
Serve it up hot
Shove it up my O ring
Sanctify my G spot

Jerk my legs up high
Bang me up rough
Suck me till I'm bone dry
Slip me your good stuff

Sexy sap steamy soul
Sucky soft sticky sweet
Jimmy jam jelly roll
Sexsmellicious scented heat

Turn me over baby
Take it from behind
Slide it, ride it, deep inside it
Mesmerize and cauterize it
Jack it till you pulverize this
groovy movey grind
 
Ooooo...yeah! I love the last stanza! Encore. Strike up the band, Angeline.

;)
- Judo
 
Ode to Ana

Ana tastes of strawberries
Ana smells of pears
Ripe cherries tint her lips
Like the orange in her hair
With glistening skin of melon
and juicy lover root
She beckons me to hold her
and taste her secret fruit.
 
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perfect combination




        her dreamy eyes
        and the scent between her thighs



(Don't go away for another two weeks :)).

Regards,
 
I think I got all the instructions covered.
Is this what you had in mind?



The Dom
*******

I am a sadistic Dom!
You better submit, to me.
I've tied you in ropes so tight,
Don't care if you gotta pee.

I dressed you in leather garb,
Much tighter than is your skin;
Handcuffed and blindfolded you,
Thought: "Oh! What a lovely sin."

I spanked till your ass glowed bright,
With hand, paddle, whip and belt.
You cried in abject despair;
But, it wasn't as though I felt.

I entered you with sex toys,
Most certainly, with my dick!
Who says there's no such thing,
As ejaculants from a chick?

You came with a noisy cry.
I stiffled that with a rag.
Cried more, as you moaning came,
Duct tape, then became your gag.

I fucked you while you were tied.
Took you to SM affairs.
I passed you from friend to friend.
You came, like you didn't care.

For punishment, I use ropes,
To bind tightly, limb to limb;
Tied you up, into odd poses,
Not found in a Yogi's gym.

Your head's tied between your knees;
Your feet tied to breasts - unfree.
Your ass cheeks are ‘round your ears.
Oh, what a naughty me!





Quasi 06-02-2002



Then again, maybe I got too wrapped up in the instructions.
 
My Hot Wet Tight Pussy

Yay! I know some of you don't read all the threads gone silly in the board, so I decided to bring my pussy to a place I know will welcome it.

dedicated to WickedEve and Sweetwood, who put me up to this, I give you:


My Hot Wet Tight Pussy
by Lauren Hynde ©

pussy
hot heavy breath,
sweet fragrance
engulfs your senses
as you selfishly
inhale my warmth
and pant deep inside
my steamy
smouldering expectation

pussy
wet slippery lips,
liquid pleasure
for your slurping
as you slowly
slide inside me
and gently sip
my gliding dampness,
lick my dripping juice.

pussy
tightly gripping
willing prey
for you to tame
or tear apart
shove it up all the way
bang me rough
stretch all my being,
hammer me 'til I cum.
 
If Lauren is going to be spreading her pussy all over this board, then I'm going to bring Sweetwood's Dripping Pipe here. (a poem that will go no further than this board! lol)

Sweetwood's Dripping Pipe

I have my hands on Sweetwood's pipe.
It's been dripping since the big burst.
Down on my knees,
I screw it and bang it.
Down on my knees,
I sweat and swear.
Hey Sweetwood,
you checking out my ass crack?
I screw and bang some more.
Sweetwood's pipe keeps on dripping.
 
bbbring! bbbring! bbbring(click)...

"Hel-looo, WickedEve's Plumbing Service. You have a leak? Where? In the basement? Is there any light? Oh, goody. Yes, yes...how about 3 today? Great...uh, what? Oh, uhm...well, that depends. Is it a big leak? Whoa, that big. Is it long? Uh, I mean...has it been leaking long? Is it leaking a lot? Is it tender just at the tip?(*snicker*) No, I'm kidding - just threw that in. Oh really, that bad, huh? You poor dear, I think I have just the tool for you. See you at 3! By-eee!"

(click)...
 
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Punctuate Me, Baby!

by Judo

Oh fuck!
-
Ohhhh, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck…

Oh…
-
Oh?

Ohhh…

Oh, fuck. Ohhh…ohhhhh.
Oh, ohhhh fuck…oh…fuck.

Fuck. Oh…fuck…oh…oh.
Fuck…oh…fuck…oh…fuck
Oh…fuck. Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!

Ohhhh!
-
-
Oh fuck…
 
!

What were you doing when you wrote this? (or who were you doing?)

There's only one way to punctuate fuck. Fuck!
Notice the phallic shape of the exclamation point?

Here's a threesome:
!o!
Or maybe it should be this way:
o!o
How about one on one:
!o
And of course:
!!
And we can't forget the orgy:
!oo!!o!!!

Punctuation is fun. :D
 
Darling, you forgot one. The ever popular...oo.


And, yes, it was very fun to write. Even more fun to read out loud. I'm still laughing at it. I knew I had to write it quickly or else someone would.

We use that little expression to mean so many things. It occured to me that I could tell a story with it.

;)
- Judo
 
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I thought about oo but then you'd have to throw the ! out... which isn't a bad idea in some cases. :rolleyes:
 
JUDO said:
Punctuate Me, Baby!

by Judo

[...]
Oh, fuck. Ohhh…ohhhhh.
Oh, ohhhh fuck…oh…fuck.

Fuck. Oh…fuck…oh…oh.
[...]
Reminds me Donna Summers used to sing "love to love you baby".

Regards,
 
For KDoggie

<---8

And this one is about to get some action:
O<---8

Oops, wife caught him cheating with the cheap O above:
<---

edited to change the B balls to 8 balls. Now they look less lop-sided. (yes, this was an important thing for me to take time to do!)
 
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Curse that cheap ho "O"
she has led me astray
with her big, wide hole.
 
My ass is open for business

Reading the last page of this thread, I couldn't help but notice, that the asshole is missing and obviously not open for business.

I needed the Goddess of Wet Pussy to take heart, and the Goddess of Ass Brushing to perform the sacrifice.

All I had to do was spread 'em: and the words kept tumbling out

So here it goes:

Open for business

He knelt, cowing before her prickly
And with hands determined
He spread those cheeks
As she stirred the suds softly

With a flair and a swing
She dipped white and hard
Bristles to capture the bubbles
To cleanse the interior

With a sigh (from her)
And a scream (from him)
The brush it entered
To the rim

He howled, she laughed
But all was well
Since the brush it cleaned
And made him ready for sale

This asshole is open for business
She whispered sweetly
After the hot brushing with the bottle brush

:p Sweetwood
 
Slightly off topic, but since you started with the ansi art I'll share.

You've all seen "emoticons". The smileys. Here some translate into 3d images :)


these are along the same lines, but with sexual undertones



:) -: Smilie with an erection

:) 8 - Female.

:-| 8( )- Pregnant Female.

:-( :- Impotent (Or let down).

:) -8 Blue balls.

;-) o===8 Braggart.

:-\ 8o After a cold shower.

;-) ===8 Circumcised.

8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain.

:) -^-: In need of some corrective surgery.

:) :-... Taking a leak.

:-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand.

:-{ -__-: After slamming the toilet seat.

:-o ^^: After zipping up fly too fast.




c=: Phallus

C===: XXL size
c=. Phallus of a Cyclop
=: Eunuch`s phallus
c=; ... with a crushed testicle
c=//=: Bobbit Phallus ...
c=#=: ... after operation.
c=:: four-engined
~: Child
,: powerless
|I| Frontside
|.| powerless in frontside
c=3 in abstinebce from a while
c=B clergyman


(y) Pubis
yyyyyyyyyyyyy

8x Scissors
(8x) Bobbit`s wife
{y} Old pubis
[y] Military pubis
((Y)) Fat lady
(((Y))) Very fat lady
(..(Y)..) More fat isn`t possible
(x(Y)) x weigthed lady (in Kg)


(x) Gay


(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass


( . Y . ) Boobs!
( o Y o ) Bigger aureola
 
Licking the Rim

my mouth
my teeth
my lips
hands grasping your hips

my tongue
my touch
my heat
mouth sucking your meat

my breath
my wet
my need
tongue tasting your seed

my want
my edge
my lick
ass fucking your dick
 
perky_baby said:
Licking the Rim

my mouth
my teeth
my lips
hands grasping your hips

my tongue
my touch
my heat
mouth sucking your meat

my breath
my wet
my need
tongue tasting your seed

my want
my edge
my lick
ass fucking your dick

Exquisite, particularly for someone who hates to rhyme!
 
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