Silly Stuff Challenge

[UnderYourSpell]

I'm feeling very wet inside
as I see you standing there,
I long to feel your tongue tip
slip through my pubic hair.
To flick around my clitoris
and make me scream aloud,
then suck upon your penis
standing erect and proud.
As you approach your climax
plunge deep within my hole
to bring us both to heaven
would be my one true goal.

 

[FifthFlower]

How To Deal With Your Wife

Pursue her, as a lecher would,
Who likes her ass the way you should.

 

[templeminded]

woman was given to man
to help keep her calm
man was given to woman
cause' there was
a shortage of lip balm

 

[templeminded]

Sperm is so creamy and oh so dreamy
Hot and wild yet feels so good
I would take some now-If I could

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Sperm is just not to my taste
Afraid I spit .. it goes to waste.

 

[FifthFlower]

Talking to Her

"You are so wet, so ripe tonight,"
He whispered on her in her ear.
"Were you a stripper, what delight
Those guys would get when you came near."

 

[templeminded]

Sperm is just not to my taste
Afraid I spit .. it goes to waste.

LOL i feel the same way

 

[templeminded]

never been a stripper
unles it was for my dear husband
then I had to start with the fish
beforre he got his final dish
me nd not on a plate
but in love in the same state,

 

[templeminded]

Slim, fit and trim
is the way my man,
likes my body

so I keep in shape
so I don't get rimmed
and stay his "little hottie"

I can turn his head
with just the flash of my smile
telling me "I'm as fine as wine"

And he'll keep my body trim and fit
while doing all kinds
of little fun things with it

 

[FifthFlower]

Anticipation

Her hips are wide. Her waist is thin,
And he can't wait till he gets in.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

My hips are wide and so's my waist
but his love juice don't go to waste

 

[FifthFlower]

Her butt is big. Her breasts out-there
Will make her man do more than stare.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

See you in October xx

 

[FifthFlower]

The Attraction of Happiness

She can't resist a happy man,
And does as many as she can.

 

[templeminded]

With the vibe
he gives me
I know I am alive

 

[FifthFlower]

Where Is That Knight?

She was a pretty damsel.
The dragon held her tight.
She'll ooh and ah with him inside,
And dragons justly sense some pride
When doing damsels right.

 

[FifthFlower]

Where Did That Knight AND Dragon Go?

She was a whiny damsel.
Both knight and dragon knew
They'd have more fun at Benny's Pub.
The whiner wanted a back rub
From "either one of you."

 

[UnderYourSpell]

The damsel opened up her drawer
to buzzzzz away her blues
I can get more fun alone
than with any one of yous.

 

[FifthFlower]

Acceptance

Who needs a dragon? No one does!
They're smoky from both mouth and rear,
And knights I'll do without, because
Their squires are also bold and dear.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Lol @ smokey from mouth and rear!

 

[FifthFlower]

Lol @ smokey from mouth and rear!

Thanks! I like the angel avatar.

 

[FifthFlower]

Always Have to Help Her

There was a damsel in distress.
At least, that's what she said.
The knight and dragon went for aid
To help the stressed and frazzled maid,
But she just went to bed.

 

[GratefulFred]

I had two babes together
and it was grand
Siamese chics
and I be de man

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Thanks! I like the angel avatar.

Thankyou I changed it because I got a filthy PM from someone taking the last one as a personal invitation! Sad Sicko

 

[FifthFlower]

Runaway Damsel

His damsel went away today
To find herself a knight.
He told her dragons lived out there.
She said she didn't really care:
"It's far more likely I would scare
Those dragons," and she's right.