Silly Stuff Challenge

[UnderYourSpell]

Dragon's tongue wth twoway forks
just makes her beg for more
one goes in the front way
and one at the back door

 

[FifthFlower]

Dragon's tongue wth twoway forks
just makes her beg for more
one goes in the front way
and one at the back door

Wow! I love that tongue!

 

[FifthFlower]

Consoling the Knight

The knight was crying, eyes all red,
And told the dragon what it's for,
"My damsel in distress just said
That she can't love me anymore."
The dragon asked, "You mean the one
You took from me the other day?
There's plenty out there wanting fun,
And here's a new one I have done.
She needs a place to stay."

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Not my own work

Learnt from an ex rugby player ......Go England!

A froggy would a wooing go
Hey ho said Roly
With a roly poly
up 'em and stuff 'em
Hey ho said Anthony Roly

 

[FifthFlower]

Ready to Offer Services as Requested

You want to get a blow job, honey?
Just let me put my teeth in--there!
And if you can't afford the money,
I'll keep some meat as my fair share.

 

[templeminded]

You want to get a blow job, honey?
Just let me put my teeth in--there!
And if you can't afford the money,
I'll keep some meat as my fair share.

lol...............cute one

 

[templeminded]

let me try one and see if I can come up with something.................lol




I am only 4ft 9
89 pounds
I am one of a kind
with a powerful mind

but make stupid
choices at times
guess that proves
i'm human


and not so sure
that's a good thing
but you are what you are
and brings what you bring


ok not to good try harder next time

 

[templeminded]

I went outside last night
to look at the stars
and i caught venus cheating on mars
they thought they were hid by the moon
but i saw them a little to soon

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I had stars in my eyes
but then Orion dropped
his belt and mooned me
from behind a cloud,
making me Plough out
of orbit and come a Milky Way.

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

I thought of you today
when I was by myself
in the bathroom I made
something I could be proud of,
but then I realized it looked like you
in all of it's characteristics
but.....
then I flushed the toilet,
and all of my problems
went down the drain

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oooooh sh** roflllll your are baddddddddd !!

 

[templeminded]

while he and she
crawl into bed
thoughts of love
going thru their head
in comes the little one
saying "i gotta pee"

 

[templeminded]

I thought of you today
when I was by myself
in the bathroom I made
something I could be proud of,
but then I realized it looked like you
in all of it's characteristics
but.....
then I flushed the toilet,
and all of my problems
went down the drain

if only you could
get rid of
shit that easy
it would be
a lot better
place to live

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

getting all hot and heavy
things are on a roll
then he went to stick it in
ouch! that's the wrong hole!

 

[templeminded]

Telling the truth
is like walking a razors edge
you might get cut
but you will have a clean gut

 

[templeminded]

we said "till death we do part"
judge yeoman
said play out yalls part
or come to me
and death it shall be

 

[FifthFlower]

He Still Thinks He's a Cute, Little Bad Boy

One lesson never learned was what
A kid learns from his mother,
"A bad boy, babe, is one thing, but
An asshole is another."

 

[FifthFlower]

What She Told Him After He Said He Loved Her

Of all the horse shit that I've heard,
Yours is by far the most preferred.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Just words of love from sycophants
Now get you finger out of my pants ...

 

[templeminded]

Of all the horse shit that I've heard,
Yours is by far the most preferred.

hope all have their boots on
because the shit is getting deep
around here

 

[FifthFlower]

Bikini clad or not so clad,
Some girls are making bad boys glad.

 

[WomanPariah]

distilled to its essence

 

[templeminded]

LOVE WILL BE GONE
UNHAPPY YOU WILL BE
THAT IS THE TRUTH
THAT I SEE

FULL OF DISCORD
AND OF HATE
IS SOON TO BE
ALL YOUR FATE

RUN WHILE YOU CAN
LITTLE CHICK-A-D'S
RUN BEFORE
YOU HAVE TO
PAY YOUR FEES

 

[FifthFlower]

The chicks are all running.
Each one of them flees.
The farmer who's watching
Not one of them sees.