Since most of my friends are on this forum...

[BeachMomma]

*Grabs the popcorn and runs like hell*

 

[BeachMomma]

*sits on the spoiler eating popcorn*

Here, darlin'. Let me help you. You have sprinkles in your hair.

 

[BeachMomma]

God you're adorable when you're being mischievous!

 

[Saucyminx]

Damn it! Who is typing so loudly? Oh wait. That's me.

*note to self* Start buying better gin.

Morning ladies. I hope your happy. I woke up humming "Edelweiss."

 

[Saucyminx]

I used to sing that one to my babies too, and even used it to audition for a musical once a long long time ago.

This was the go to in our house--finished up with it every night.

http://www.lullaby-link.com/i-see-the-moon.html

Head is just a little woofy--I did drink 3 of those mugs in honor of our Beachy last night. Nothing some coffee, some toast, and turning the ringer down on my work phone won't fix.

 

[BeachMomma]

Good morning, Saucy! Sorry you're a little woofy. I drank somewhere in the neighborhood of half a liter of vodka last night. That's ummm...16 shots?!? Holy fuck!

No hangover, but now I understand why my typing was so wonky last night. Christ!

Thanks for the support, everybody. In the sober light of day, I have a plan. I'm no longer crying; I am methodically plotting someone's professional demise. OK, nothing quite THAT vengeful, but the redhead is most definitely on the warpath. It should be a very entertaining few days coming up here soon.

I'm thinking kill 'em with kindness, then when they least expect it, KA-POW!

Who's in? It should be fun!

 

[BeachMomma]

So....I spent the afternoon in the Emergency Room. We now have a diagnosis - Prinzmetal angina - meaning my chest pain is caused by spasms of the coronary arteries. I'm already on the treatment regimen, so there isn't a whole lot more we can do.

While I was in the ER, my roommate did his part to cheer me up. This is what I found when I got home:

 

[BeachMomma]

He's a sweetheart! If he were straight, I'd snag him up in a heartbeat.

 

[Emerson40]

So....I spent the afternoon in the Emergency Room. We now have a diagnosis - Prinzmetal angina - meaning my chest pain is caused by spasms of the coronary arteries. I'm already on the treatment regimen, so there isn't a whole lot more we can do.

While I was in the ER, my roommate did his part to cheer me up. This is what I found when I got home:

So, other than the dynamite pills and beta blockers, are you able to modify risk factors by managing high-stress situations (work) and cutting back (quitting) the ciggies?

 

[BeachMomma]

I've already cut as much stress out of my life as I can. I cut back on the ciggies - from 30 cigs/day to 2 or 3. There are some days that I don't have one all day long. I just need to take that one final step. Better watch out though. It's a doozy!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Congrats on that Beachie. Glad to hear you are pulling through with quitting!

I'd like to just use this moment and my 6,000th post, since all of my friends are here, to say what a delightful person Pmann is. He's hilarious. Funnier than Dave Chappelle. He's sexy. Oh man. Is he ever. *swoon* He makes Hugh Jackman look like a bucket full of arseholes. And not pretty arseholes. He's oh so tender and caring, but not at all like a weepy vagina. He's really helped me expand my taste in music. I no longer have Beiber fever. My cunny is on fire for Pmann now. He a total philanthropist and loves and adores ALL peoples. He is so kind and giving. He's practically the pope. I'd sure love to kiss that Pope ring. And I know right where I'd place it.

Sooooo, in conclusion, Pmann is better than a Beiber/Nickelback orgy. I adore him so.

Thanks for letting me use this thread to dote over the most amazing man on this earth.

Oh stop Rainshine. (More)

I'm so flattered. I don't even know what to say.

 

[Emerson40]

I think I know what she might say....

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hahahaha. Best gif ever. Well, of this variety anyway.

 

[Lord Pmann]

PLAY TIME'S OVER MOTHERFUCKER. *squint*

I'd again like to take a moment, this time just to apologise to my beloved Rainshine for hijacking her account and making adoring posts to myself.

I feel that she has been neglecting me and my man sized ego so I must pretend to be her and stroke it myself. (My ego, perverts, though if anyone's offering?!) I digress, I apologise Rainshine. You are the most beautiful person and I should not post such silly twat waffle and pass it off as you. I will never ever do it again.

PS. Seriously, was anyone offering? Rainshine? Night? Em? Beachy? Anyone?

PPS. I Rainshine. Almost as much as Tay Tay but nowhere near as much as watermelon.

 

[BeachMomma]

I'd again like to take a moment, this time just to apologise to my beloved Rainshine for hijacking her account and making adoring posts to myself.

I feel that she has been neglecting me and my man sized ego so I must pretend to be her and stroke it myself. (My ego, perverts, though if anyone's offering?!) I digress, I apologise Rainshine. You are the most beautiful person and I should not post such silly twat waffle and pass it off as you. I will never ever do it again.

PS. Seriously, was anyone offering? Rainshine? Night? Em? Beachy? Anyone?

PPS. I Rainshine. Almost as much as Tay Tay but nowhere near as much as watermelon.

Isn't the sound of crickets chirping lovely this time of year?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Apology accepted, pmann.

I don't apologise. That's what lame people do. Here in America, we apologiZe. Like real men. But I'm always right, so I never have to.

Sincerely,

Neglected Pmann

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pffft. Fucker.

Awwww. It's nice to read that you'd do anything for me. *whistles*

 

[NightL]

PS. Seriously, was anyone offering? Rainshine? Night? Em? Beachy? Anyone?

I was never quite sure what I should write
Dear Rainshine, I wan2 c ur ( . Y . )
Dear pmann, I wan2 c ur ( . Y . )

...so I tried both

...and I got one of each

 

[NightL]

..still trying to work out who is who

 

[NightL]

Now I won't go into any stereotypical gender observations - but since everything gets turned upside down here - Is that pmann on the left?

 

[NightL]

...and that is a very sexy twig (quietly escaping *squints* and bat balls)

 

[Lord Pmann]

*prepares a rat for Night to rim*

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'll make a caption for this.

(On forum)
"Tell me you love me."
"No! You're a fucker!"
"Tell me my cawk is magnificent."
"No! You're an arsehole."
"Proclaim your undying love for me."
"No! You're a dickhead."

(In PM)
"Tell me you love me."
"No! You're a fucker!"
"Tell me my cawk is magnificent."
"No! You're an arsehole."
"Proclaim your undying love for me."
"No! You're a dickhead."

(On FaceTime)
"Tell me you love me."
"Oooooooh you're so magnificent Pmann. You're wonderful and beautiful. One more song please! Sing Swifty once more! Take another drink. I love watching you do the smallest things like drink out of a glass. You're wonderful Pmann."

Something like that.

 

[NightL]

so looking for a good quote

Boxing is the ultimate challenge. There's nothing that can compare to testing yourself the way you do every time you step in the ring.
Sugar Ray Leonard
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I will now punch myself

 

[NightL]

Dear pmann, I wan2 c ur ( . Y . )