Since most of my friends are on this forum...

[NightL]

I luvs you all

 

[NightL]

Now I won't go into any stereotypical gender observations - but since everything gets turned upside down here - Is that pmann on the left?

Hahahahahhahaha This is all fairly accurate except the Facetime one, usually you don't shut up long enough to let me get a word in. *human thumb*

...so I was right - pmann on the left

 

[NightL]

I luvs you all

OK, fair enough. VERY diplomatic. Still, the fact remains my (.Y.) are better than his.

hmm - away from those boxing analogies...
if I could just get my hands in here I could weigh them up

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear pmann, I wan2 c ur ( . Y . )

Look at my new profile pic that my beloved Rainshine put in my profile.

 

[NightL]

Oh fuck - I am in love

hairy tits

now - is that for the hairs or the poster?

 

[Emerson40]

I'd again like to take a moment, this time just to apologise to my beloved Rainshine for hijacking her account and making adoring posts to myself.


PPS. I Rainshine. Almost as much as Tay Tay but nowhere near as much as watermelon.

Screencap from second to last RS / pmann Facetime:

Clearly, the boy is mad about the girl.

** It is my understanding that the rind helmet is effective at protecting the wearer from *squints*, but is rather useless at keeping an *e-bitchface* at bay.





¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Lord Pmann]

^^^^
Indeed. The squints are a bit chilling. The e-bitchface... It is a loo of which I shall not speak.

*looks cautiously left*
*looks cautiously right*

 

[Saucyminx]

Finally! The kind of support that would actually do me some good.

 

[TJcurious]

Finally! The kind of support that would actually do me some good.

Hey looks just like the front of a 55 caddy I had.....I loved it too.

 

[Emerson40]

Finally! The kind of support that would actually do me some good.

Support sure, but wouldn't you get the tit-sweats something fierce?

Plus, some guys have enough trouble with regular clasps. Can you imagine them having to fumble around with this:

this:

or this:

 

[BeachMomma]

Em, you didn't think you'd get off the proverbial hook this easily did you? Out with it, man! I want details! The juicy kind! Wait, that didn't come out right. Oh, fuck it. It came out precisely as I meant it.

 

[Emerson40]

Em, you didn't think you'd get off the proverbial hook this easily did you? Out with it, man! I want details! The juicy kind! Wait, that didn't come out right. Oh, fuck it. It came out precisely as I meant it.

What details do you seek? I will provide all the juciness available, if you only tell me what I'm supposed to be sharing.

 

[BeachMomma]

What details do you seek? I will provide all the juciness available, if you only tell me what I'm supposed to be sharing.

Details, man! Details! Did you get TLC when you got home? Backrubs? Bedbaths? ummm, tension relief?

Or did she do like most wives and lecture you for being such a man during the game?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh Rainshine.

Are you saying you love me more than boxed wine?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm saying its Thursday here and Wedneaday there, fucker.
,

Now that's not very nice, my love. Especially after you practically just gooed all over me in from of god and everyone here on this forum. I mean, this adoration must've come as a shock to so many people.

I'll go ahead and let everyone know, *puts on Tom Cruise voice and stands on couch*, "I love this woman!!!!" I mean, if she can come out of the closet (about our love), so can I.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Oh Rainshine.

Are you saying you love me more than boxed wine?

Certainly more than Hugh Jackman.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You've been on the Benadryl again haven't you. *squint*

*tweaks for bennies*

 

[imemkay]

He wishes!!

You know that is not me I hope! I was sound asleep when he did that appalling imitation of my voice!

Rainshine, every time I hear one of "your" voices I am reminded of this State Farm Insurance commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foHqdleEuvc

"Well, she's a guy.....soooo" LOL

 

[Lord Pmann]

He wishes!!

You know that is not me I hope! I was sound asleep when he did that appalling imitation of my voice!

Are you saying you don't love me more than Hugh?

 

[Lord Pmann]

And, that imitation is as spot on as my others!!!

 

[NippleMuncher]

You know that is not me I hope! I was sound asleep when he did that appalling imitation of my voice!

I beg to differ, that sounds exactly like I imagine you would sound like!

 

[Lord Pmann]

The level of love is directly related to the level of Lit account fraud you committ in my absence.

Just remember, I'm back on Facebook soon and I have your password.

Directly related? As in, the more fraud I do, the more love I get?

Yes yes. Facebook. *gulp*

 

[Lord Pmann]

I will be sure to crush this theory when I get home today.

Hahaha. Maybe, if we are lucky, she will post a Pmann voicie.

 

[NightL]

Damn pmann - finally got that Aussie accent nailed

oh - and another - just 'cos

 

[Lord Pmann]

That voicie is rubbish. Clearly not Rainshine. Did you hear the way she said Nipplemuncher? It was like a pirate. "Nipplemuchaaaaaaah"

I think we are all pretty aware that I'm not the one doing those voicies. I'm pretty sure if Rainshine were to do another voicie, she would, year again, declare her undying love for pmann and not call him an annoyance.