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I'm sorry you had to endure her terrible voicie, Saucy. I'm also sorry you had to listen to her lies about how I behave. In fact, she's the one who floods my PM box whilst I sleep. I mean, some days there will be two or three messies when I wake up in the morning. Yeah. The fucker practically floods my inbox with love in the morning. 
Whoever that imposter is was right about one thing... I am smitten with her beyond words.
She's pretty amazing. Even if she does sound like Mickey Mouse.
Whoever that imposter is was right about one thing... I am smitten with her beyond words.
She's pretty amazing. Even if she does sound like Mickey Mouse.
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Wait, what?!?!?
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I'm sorry you had to endure her terrible voicie, Saucy. I'm also sorry you had to listen to her lies about how I behave. In fact, she's the one who floods my PM box whilst I sleep. I mean, some days there will be two or three messies when I wake up in the morning. Yeah. The fucker practically floods my inbox with love in the morning.
Whoever that imposter is was right about one thing... I am smitten with her beyond words.
Pmann, lies make baby Jesus cry.. Regardless, when I listened to your rendition, all I could think of was the pic with the watermelon bra and couldn't quit giggling. Clearly you are both smitten with each other. Gives me some faith that people can still be smitten with each other. I've had my doubts lately.
RS, you sound very much like a dear friend of mine from highschool. She was an exchange student from Australia named Karen, and she was totally hilarious. We got into all sorts of trouble until she went back. Seems I had a thing for exchange students, I was really good friends with 2, and dated a 3rd. *sigh* I still have a tender spot for Norwegians.
Beachy my dear, I've been party to the hijack, so since its your thread. . . how the hell are ya? I'm contemplating going on a bender this Friday night if any one wants to plan to join me in my drunken splendor.
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LOL Honey, this thread has drifted so much it looks like a tangled ball of yarn. Hijack to your heart's content. I've been ignoring it lately. I explained why in the 3 things thread. I'll have a new baby to show off tomorrow!
Hijack to your heart's content. I've been ignoring it lately. I explained why in the 3 things thread. I'll have a new baby to show off tomorrow!
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LOL Honey, this thread has drifted so much it looks like a tangled ball of yarn.
Shortest pregnancy EVER.
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Yeah. I've got cholera here too.
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I wouldn't sit and wait for any of them! I've picked birds out of my grill before, a stupid cockatoo sure as heck wouldn't slow me down.
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As much as I love Cintaku, I gotta go with Muncher on this one. They'd move one way or the other.
I can't wait to bring the little guy home! He's so damned sweet! He'd be totally happy to cuddle into my neck and stay there. He'll be one entirely spoiled rotten little bird. He was adorable yesterday. He cuddled into my neck and got tangled in my hair. My hair tickled his face so he kept scratching, scratching, until I helped him by rubbing his entire head in the palm of my hand. It even made him sneeze. Lol. I didn't know birds are ticklish.
He's still just a baby. I think she said he's 12 weeks old. He's still being hand fed, but they're in the process of weaning him. I'm probably going to regret this, but I'm hoping I can teach him to talk. I gotta wait four more hours to pick him up. Arrrrrghhhhh!
I can't wait to bring the little guy home! He's so damned sweet! He'd be totally happy to cuddle into my neck and stay there.
He'll be one entirely spoiled rotten little bird. He was adorable yesterday. He cuddled into my neck and got tangled in my hair. My hair tickled his face so he kept scratching, scratching, until I helped him by rubbing his entire head in the palm of my hand. It even made him sneeze. Lol. I didn't know birds are ticklish. He's still just a baby. I think she said he's 12 weeks old. He's still being hand fed, but they're in the process of weaning him. I'm probably going to regret this, but I'm hoping I can teach him to talk. I gotta wait four more hours to pick him up. Arrrrrghhhhh!
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Absolutely! You'll probably get sick of hearing about him! 3.5 hours but who's counting.
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Hahahaha! Did the bird like you?When I was a child, my Nan used to have a Galah that she taught to speak. My older brother taught it to say "Fuck off mynamehere" and it did. Every time it saw me.
I'd love to get a galah if I didn't hate birds so much.
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My roommate said Cintaku will probably have the worst vocabulary ever after living with me. Lol.
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Absolutely! You'll probably get sick of hearing about him! 3.5 hours but who's counting.
That's quite a labour there. 3.5 hours of delivery! Man, most babies are delivered in like an hour or two, right?
*ducks from heels and placenta being hurled my way*
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I'm not wearing heels, but I'll throw a shoe at ya if that's what ya want. Lol
Maybe you need to hear some gross birthing stories. Yup, I think that would be good for you. Builds character.
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The last thing this guy needs is to hear birthing stories. My friend told me about her birthing story once and they had to get me some crackers and juice because I got sick. Hahahaha.
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Then you definitely need desensitization therapy! I hereby declare Friday, July 19, 203 to be official birthing story day.
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No no no no. Not birthing story day. How about... anything other than that?
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The cockie didn't work out. I ended Up with a pussy. Hehe. I can't show her right now but her pic is on the not your avg pussy thread. She's a beautiful Maine coon, and I'd call her a dilute tortoiseshell. She has the most gorgeous eyes! Her name is Caliente. First morning I had her, she head butted my coffee cup and dumped hot coffee on both of us.
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You ladies are confusing me--
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"Headless cockies never work out - but they keep limping in. Beware the plague of zombie headless cocks limping in... "
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True story.
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So much anti-cock / pro-pussy going on here.
BeachLady was pretty excited about the cock (I read this in some other thread). There was even a countdown.
When things didn't work out with the cock, she went the pussy route, and now everyone's all "Yeah, pussy!, Cock who?", "Pussy rulz! I drive my car over cocks.", "Pussys da bomb!"
Am I the only one who noticed Beachy's elation at just the thought of cock, her giddiness and joy at bringing the cock home? She spoke of rubbing the cock's head with the palm of her hand, how it got all tangled in her hair.
She was pretty excited.
Pussy is great, sure, and I'm sure BeachLady is enjoying it. I mean, who doesn't just luuuuurvvv a cute pussy.
But let's not forget she really wanted the cock, and is only without it now because things didn't work out.
BeachLady, I hope you are enjoying your pussy. If I had a spare cock, and there was an easy way to cut through all the red tape at the border, I would give it to you.
BeachLady was pretty excited about the cock (I read this in some other thread). There was even a countdown.
When things didn't work out with the cock, she went the pussy route, and now everyone's all "Yeah, pussy!, Cock who?", "Pussy rulz! I drive my car over cocks.", "Pussys da bomb!"
Am I the only one who noticed Beachy's elation at just the thought of cock, her giddiness and joy at bringing the cock home? She spoke of rubbing the cock's head with the palm of her hand, how it got all tangled in her hair.
She was pretty excited.
Pussy is great, sure, and I'm sure BeachLady is enjoying it. I mean, who doesn't just luuuuurvvv a cute pussy.
But let's not forget she really wanted the cock, and is only without it now because things didn't work out.
BeachLady, I hope you are enjoying your pussy. If I had a spare cock, and there was an easy way to cut through all the red tape at the border, I would give it to you.
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